Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 TNA tapes 6 more the of TV at a time, so they could I reality just sign guys for 1 day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtVanderlay Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Who are the English Lords? Lord James Blears and Lord Alfred Hayes. Jarrett's original idea was to have Blears carry an urn with Alfred's ashes to the ring with him, take a bump and make the hot tag to the urn, and then the urn would do the job. Blears refused b/c Hayes was a New Japan guy and Blears is loyal to Baba. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtVanderlay Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Does 1wrestling.com still exist? I only ask b/c I'm afraid if I actually type the address to find out, I'll get a billion spyware pop-ups on my computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Hogan taking the head-on guitar shot. So was that rock bottom for his career? It was... 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Given what's happened in the past couple days, I'm not so sure. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidNatural Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 It was at the time... But Jeff Jarrett can only be your last resort so many times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 I still don't think Hogan would put over Jarrett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtVanderlay Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 I still don't think Hogan would put over Jarrett Jeff Jarrett: Okay, Hulk. I had to call in a lot of favors, I mean a lot of favors, but if you agree to lose a match to me, clean as a sheet, than I've arranged for Al Sharpton, Muhammad Ali, one of Malcom X's kids, and one of Martin Luther King Jr.'s kids, to all come out and hold a press conference where they will forgive you and declare that you aren't a racist. Hulk Hogan: No way, brother. I'd rather go to my grave as a racist than put your ass over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 They should write Bully Ray out by saying he got ran over by a train. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEN! Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 TNA appears to have pulled their Hogan DVD but the good news is you can take the money you weren't going to spend on that and not buy their BFG Main Event Experience for $250 which doesn't even include tickets to the show but does include: - A fantasy booking and creative session with a TNA writer and agent Now we need a Knockouts match. But you just threw them all in front of a train. That's not true. We threw some under a bus too. We can just take Crimson and put a wig on him and call him Crimson Hemme. That's perfect. Now we need a finish. Low-blow, roll-up. And that's why we get paid the big bucks. Hope you enjoyed your Main Event Experience. See you next year. I wouldn't bet on anyone seeing you past January. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godfrey Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Is this like that time Limp Bizkit "auditioned" guitarists by having them provide recordings of original riffs, and then stole all the riffs and hired their pal? Wait, is this a chance to actually book TNA?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Anyone in the Charlotte area want to pay for this and report back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Apparently there was an Impact taping tonight. * Kenny King defeated DJ Zema Ion in a match for Xplosion * Jeff Jarrett came out and said he’s happy to end his TNA career on a positive note. A big brawl breaks out between GFW and TNA stars to set up a GFW vs. TNA show. There will be a King of the Mountain match also * Awesome Kong vs. Lei’D Tapa ended in a double count out when they fought through the back. Tapa had a new manager, her husband Royal Red * Bobby Lashley defeated Jessie Godderz in the first King of the Mountain qualifier * Bobby Roode is upset about not getting picked for the KOTM match. He calls out Rockstar Spud and rips on him for ending Austin Aries’ career last week. Roode beat Spud down and made him bleed * Matt Hardy came out and talked about the World Heavyweight Title. Ethan Carter III came out with Tyrus and they beat Hardy down * The Wolves defeated Brian Myers (Curt Hawkins) and Trevor Lee * PJ Black (Justin Gabriel) defeated Robbie E, Chris Masters, Lashley and Eric Young in a KOTM match to win the KOTM Title. EC3 came out and stared Black down after the match * Eli Drake cuts a promo * Tigre Uno retained the X Division Title over Sonjay Dutt * Mahabali Shera cut a promo and danced but got beatdown by James Storm and The Revolution * Chris Melendez cut a promo on Eric Young and demanded a rematch. EY accepts but Melendez has to put his leg on the line * Jeff Jarrett is revealed to be the new authority figure. He makes Black vs. EC3 for the World Heavyweight Title but EC3 refuses. Karen Jarrett has words with EC3 and says he will be stripped if he doesn’t defend it * Matt Hardy defeated Tyrus but got attacked by EC3 after the match. EC3 cut a promo on Jarrett * EC3 retained the World Heavyweight Title over PJ Black * Matt Hardy defeated Bobby Roode * Drew Galloway defeated Eli Drake in a No DQ Match * Gail Kim defeated Marti Belle and Jade in a Handicap Steel Cage Match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafkonia Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Has anyone ever owned one company and been the authority figure for another before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 TNA appears to have pulled their Hogan DVD but the good news is you can take the money you weren't going to spend on that and not buy their BFG Main Event Experience for $250 which doesn't even include tickets to the show but does include: - A fantasy booking and creative session with a TNA writer and agent Now we need a Knockouts match. But you just threw them all in front of a train. That's not true. We threw some under a bus too. We can just take Crimson and put a wig on him and call him Crimson Hemme. That's perfect. Now we need a finish. Low-blow, roll-up. And that's why we get paid the big bucks. Hope you enjoyed your Main Event Experience. See you next year. I wouldn't bet on anyone seeing you past January. Ben, this would be your opportunity to finally get the Stud Stable on TV. Considering how much they're in the shitter, there's a pretty good chance they'll go for it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 "It gives me great pleasure to introduce the new General Manager.... Bunkhouse Buck!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Just get Meng on TV. It could be GFW or TNA......wait a second, it really can't be. GFW has no TV and TNA is losing TV. Maybe we can get Meng in ROH?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Sweetser Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 "It gives me great pleasure to introduce the new General Manager.... Bunkhouse Buck!" Don't tease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Speaking of Bunkhouse Bunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Golden still doing the Bunkhouse Buck character in 2015 makes me sad, That said, I'm more interested in seeing Jimmy Golden or George South wrestle in 2015 than I am in Sting or the Undertaker. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Tommaso Ciampa posted a pic of himself in front of an Impact sign so I guess he's working tonight's taping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted July 29, 2015 Author Share Posted July 29, 2015 He supposedly worked a match for Explosion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Oh. Well, that's a shame. I would've liked to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 They don't know how to spell Bucksnort. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEN! Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Ben, this would be your opportunity to finally get the Stud Stable on TV. Considering how much they're in the shitter, there's a pretty good chance they'll go for it. I'm not paying these assholes to genuflect in my geniusness. Nobody should pay these hacks for anything. I asked for the book back in late 2013 when they were looking for writers. WWE did something that pissed me off and when I got home, I put together a resume (admittedly unqualified for a "TV producer" job but Vince Russo is literally illiterate and they ended up just "hiring" Christy Hemme so how high could the bar actually be?) and some writing samples including The Stable Of Studology from a few pages back. I didn't send them as much detail as I actually wrote in like a 2-hour period. Just one page but it was originally a Scientology/pyramid scheme gimmick for programs for Eric Young and later Kurt Angle. Would've brought back Jay Bradley and Rob Terry from their OVW exile and would've put Knux in there too if I knew he was still under contract. The EC3 fodder like Dewey Barnes, Shark Boy, and Merg Turdfuck would give all their money to the Stable to help them and then after a couple of weeks, they'd disappear. Eric Young would go on a losing streak and get talked into giving the Stable all his money. Then he'd finally figure out the Stable was using him and be disgraced and end up on the streets where he'd run into Claire Lynch and her hobo army which would include some of the former EC3 fodder plus Cody Deaner. The Deaner didn't want EY to join Lynch's hobo army cause he had his eyes on the "Hobo Queen" and was afraid EY would steal another of his women. Something...something...HOBO STREET FIGHT! The Pope, D'angelo Dinero, not the Catholic version, would end up finding EY on the street and bring him back to ODB and help them fight off Lynch's hobo army and eventually The Stud Stable. Sent this much to TNA. Kept writing. Eventually, EY being paranoid from way back thinks Pope has eyes for his woman and tries to claw Pope's eyes out and then does the same to ODB. So EY is now a rabid animal instead of a clown. Blindfold match at BFG. Angle couldn't beat Roode so he goes to Rev. Fuller now more Colonel-ish and traditionally Stud Stable-ish. Angle would drink a bottle of Doc Jimmy's Magic Golden Elixir and the next week would come out with a wondrous Meng-like fro of hair which he'd of course tie back and cover with headgear to protect while he wrestled. He'd beat jabronis on the way to qualify for the BFG Series but still couldn't beat Roode during the finals. Angle turns babyface when Fuller berates him after losing to and shaking Roode's hand. Roode was still a heel by the way but he'd never cheat so that would upset Roode's EGO compatriots, Bad Influence who vote Roode out of the EGO HOF and induct each other in. Bad Influence's shenanigans upset TNA HOFer Angle who thinks they're making a mockery of the TNA HOF. Sting and Jeff Hardy already feuding with Bad Influence for being disrespectful punks. Jarrett scheduled for HOF induction at BFG. Stud Stable vs. TNA HOFers and reunited Hardys vs. Bad Influence for tag titles at BFG. Doc Jimmy's Magic Golden Elixir = lemonade. Would've had scantily-clad women selling it during shows. Might've brought in Jimmy Jacobs as Rev. Fuller's choir boy so someone could bump for Fuller/Golden. Fuller would've extolled the virtues of his teachings by pointing at swishy and sashaying Jacobs while rest of Stable looked on in bemusement. Had Styles unify WHC over Magnus. Only thing I sent them in detail along with marketing plan. Storm would turn heel and beat Styles for WHC. Roode wins BFG Series. For BFG, heel Storm vs. babyface Roode for WHC and Styles vs. Magnus in some kind of gimmick match, I think I had it as a strap match. I wanted Slammiversary to be a weekend-long wrestling convention/reunion event with as many non-WWE contracted wrestlers as possible to sign autographs with a few taking part in matches. Like I wanted to do BroMans vs. Bagwell/Scorpio. Would've started as American Males but Riggs would get taken out by Fat Raven two weeks before. Then during the go-home Impact, BroMans think Bagwell is going to have to go it alone at Slammiversary but everybody here comes Too Cold Scorpio! Everything I sent them built to BFG '14: Storm defending against Roode for the WHC Bad Influence defending against Hardys for the Tag Titles TNA HOFers (Angle/Sting/Jarrett) vs. Stud Stable (Bradley/Terry/Gunner) with some kind of stip like if Stable wins then they get the faces' HOF watches and Fuller gets Karen as his maid but if the HOFers win then Fuller has to become the Jarretts' butler. Magnus vs. Styles in a strap match. EY vs. Pope in a blindfold match. EC3 defending the TV Title and his streak against, I'm not sure I specifically named him but had it planned to be Chris Hero but would've gone with Galloway if I had known he was going to be available. EC3 would've finally lost. Spud defending the X-Division Title against the protagonist of my X-Division angle. Of course Jarrett would shortly leave. Then Styles. Then Bad Influence would get released. I guess some stuff did happen in the most ineffective manner possible. Matt Hardy and Pope returned and EY and Storm did turn heel. We got a lame cult with The Revolution. And Jarrett eventually got into the HOF. I still want the book. I'm not going to pay them though. They don't have to give up that fuck money but even with no experience, I feel like I'm worth at least handjob money. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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