The Great WWE Stock Crash of 2014

[Antacular]

The BLACK Keys? Most unlikely.

[piranesi]

We're reaching poster-gimmick critical overload.

 

 

cORE MELTDOwn IMMINENT/IMMANENT (WHICHEVER IS RIGHT THERE"S NO TIME TO LOOK IT UPTHER"SNOTIME)...

 

EJECT CORE

SAUCER SEPARATION

WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATW:

SHAPE OF:  AN OCTOPUS

FORM OF: AN ICE UNICYCLE

[piranesi]

Note: Sadly, not an actual Wonder Twins moment...although maybe it sort of is.  Can someone clear up if "TEEN TITANS: GO!" is like official or not?

 

[Cristobal]

What makes you think Superfriends is "official"?

[piranesi]

The same force that makes me believe that Holly Hunter won't develop Madonna-arms syndrome.

 

Optimistic ignorance.

[Matt D]

I would be way more excited for the Batman vs Superman movie if it had a purple space monkey.

[Leviathan West]

I think all we need is a Pitbull reference and we've covered all the bases here.

[Bustronaut]

?

[Raziel]

I think all we need is a Pitbull reference and we've covered all the bases here.

 

Two for the price of one.

[Ramsey]

Jesus, I have a busy couple of days and I miss THIS thread. Goddammit! BLACK KEYS! TUFF GUYZ! PIT BULLS! SNAPPLE!

 

This has all been magical.

[Skeeball Wizard]

I just wanted to know what everyone's opinion of the WWE stock's missle dropkick is/was.

[IHFP]

WWE stock would really improve if they started selling polo shirts.

[JonnyLaw]

 

I think all we need is a Pitbull reference and we've covered all the bases here.

 

Two for the price of one.

 

[JohnnyJ]

WWE stock just refuses to tighten up on his stf. It's distracting.

 

And don't get me started on his poopy joke promos, when he should be super serious and discussing revenues and profits.

[Ramsey]

The WWE stock has also had the shittiest punches in the entire NYSE for years.

[Bustronaut]

Everyone acting like WWE Stock was the next John Cena, but instead was only getting a Barry Horowitz push, now it's back to jobberland

[Ramsey]

Well, at least it knows how to sell! AMIRIGHT? AM...I....see, because of the sell...off...and selling is a wrestling thing...too....

 

I'll just sit down over here...

[Goodear]

I just wanted to know what everyone's opinion of the WWE stock's facial expression while hitting a missle dropkick is/was.

 

Edited for March Madness Reference.

[JonnyLaw]

It's alright everyone, the Masked Man says to keep calm!

 

http://grantland.com/the-triangle/wwe-stock-crash-vince-mcmahon-sports-business-analysis/

[Matt D]

 

I just wanted to know what everyone's opinion of the WWE stock's facial expression while hitting a missle dropkick is/was.

 

Edited for March Madness Reference.

 

 

[Fat Spanish Waiter]

Guys check the soccer thread!

Mom's basement!

[Cristobal]

Soccer?

You panderer.

[Brian Fowler]

I didn't see this mentioned anywhere (and I apologize for dragging this back on topic) but there was some clarification on the needed subscriber numbers this week.  George Barrios was at some technology convention, and he said the 1.3-1.4 million is the break even number if they completely lose the entire domestic ppv audience.  As long as they keep selling some ppvs in America, then the break even number is lower than that (how much depending on how many they sell.  Which makes the satellite companies dropping them a bigger deal, I guess.)

[JonnyLaw]

Have they discussed the cannibalization of DVD sales?

[Antacular]

Are the DVDs actually up on the network, or do they just use the same interview clips patched together as "original programming?"