Fat Spanish Waiter Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 This is basically you right here, except you are too pussy to actually say anything mean to anyone in real life Go film yourself in the park trolling people, calling them cunts and mingebags, and time how long it takes until you end up in the hospital. The irony of you, a nerdy American who likes soccer, not understanding the very fabric of the culture you worship is astounding. This is why our sport should be kept away from people like you. And being a nerdy counter culture guy that supports Manchester Utd is a huge fuck up on your part anyway. Should have gone for Dortmund or Bilbao. Anyway with this fuck up buried, the issue with Brock was that he got embarrassed. Losing to Mir was ok, getting pinballed around the octagon by Velasquez was brutal. Henry is still a guy that should be more of a challenge as "biggest dog in the yard" than a throwaway tv match 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Uh I dunno. Cain Velasquez has been the best HW in MMA since then minus the year JDS had the belt. Even then it was still 1a and 1b. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolidGoldBomb Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I have no idea who you think I am, but you must have me confused with someone who won't fuck you up. You think you're some kind of badass huh, do you look in the mirror and see Brock Lesnar? Have you ever even been in a fight in real life? You hide behind your online character and talk shit to everyone but you're the wimpiest lil limp wristed scared ass bitch on here. Talk to people in real life like you act online and see how long it is before someone breaks your jaw. Your balls only show up when u log on to wrestling message boards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Oh I know, I know. I just mean you look less tough flying around like a scared cat then you do collapsing in a heap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I have no idea who you think I am, but you must have me confused with someone who won't fuck you up. You think you're some kind of badass huh, do you look in the mirror and see Brock Lesnar? Have you ever even been in a fight in real life? You hide behind your online character and talk shit to everyone but you're the wimpiest lil limp wristed scared ass bitch on here. Talk to people in real life like you act online and see how long it is before someone breaks your jaw. Your balls only show up when u log on to wrestling message boards. I feel like I've died and gone to heaven. I hope this fits in my Sig. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Oh I know, I know. I just mean you look less tough flying around like a scared cat then you do collapsing in a heap. He could have did this. This is a way worse. VERY NSFW VERY NSFW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Its like what SolidGoldBomb will do to me when he gets his hands on me! Nooooooo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolidGoldBomb Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Tattoo it across your forehead so everyone knows your a trollin pussy. Twitter your address, while you're at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 *you're 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 HOLY SHIT YOU'RE THE RAPE TSHIRT GUY! NOW I REMEMBER! Promoting rape slogans totally fits your weird online tough guy psycho persona 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolidGoldBomb Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 What the fuck are you talking about? typical troll behavior. Talk shit you can't back up about people then make up fantasies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Reigns beating Henry in a random TV match means nothing because they're so stop-start with Henry. One week he's a killing machine and the next he's just some guy. The fans don't see him as anything but just some guy, so beating him is meaningless. The problem with Henry (and Big Show, and Kane) is that Vince's near-monopoly has killed the monster heel. In the territory days, a monster could show up in a territory, kill jobbers and midcarders, get vanquished b y the top face, then move on to the next territory. Even in the WCW/ECW era, a guy could jump from company to company if he got stale. But now? After his latest monster run is done, all that's left for a Henry or Show or Kane is a face turn full of midcard comedy angles and playing Worf Effect to the next guy getting a monster run. Brock's limited performance contract effectively makes him the last real monster heel in the WWE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Wyatt Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Hey man having given my "problem with monster heels in WWE today" spiel, I hope we only get a double-suspension/erasure/carry-on here and not a padlock... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Hey man having given my "problem with monster heels in WWE today" spiel, I hope we only get a double-suspension/erasure/carry-on here and not a padlock... Not sure what I've done to deserve a banning. Although I'm sure SGB will say I can't blame anyone when I post in threads dressed like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 If it makes you feel better I liked your passionate rant against 50/50 booking. As much as I love parity in team sports, in wrestling its better to have clear superheroes, monsters, up-and-comers, JTTS's, and curtain jerkers. That way when a guy does break through and cross the line it actually means something, rather than, "so what, everybody beats everybody else any more anyway..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 If it makes you feel better I liked your passionate rant against 50/50 booking. As much as I love parity in team sports, in wrestling its better to have clear superheroes, monsters, up-and-comers, JTTS's, and curtain jerkers. That way when a guy does break through and cross the line it actually means something, rather than, "so what, everybody beats everybody else any more anyway..." Wait are we talking about wrestling booking or message board trolling right now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Wait are we talking about wrestling booking or message board trolling right now? Honestly I can't believe someone made an "I'd beat you up if you said that to me in real life" post in 2014... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolidGoldBomb Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Lol youre so desperate to find some dirt on me you search Google for my user name and come up with that shit. Desperate troll is desperate Just like liverpool...nice try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 *you're 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Economy of means, ladies and gentlemen. Minimum effort returning maximum rage. Really, really beautiful to watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MORELOCK Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 I have no idea who you think I am, but you must have me confused with someone who won't fuck you up. You think you're some kind of badass huh, do you look in the mirror and see Brock Lesnar? Have you ever even been in a fight in real life? You hide behind your online character and talk shit to everyone but you're the wimpiest lil limp wristed scared ass bitch on here. Talk to people in real life like you act online and see how long it is before someone breaks your jaw. Your balls only show up when u log on to wrestling message boards. Tattoo it across your forehead so everyone knows your a trollin pussy. Twitter your address, while you're at it. Quoting just to remind everyone that this is a real person that exists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHFP Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Congrats to FSW getting a legitimate "FIGHT ME IRL BRO, I'll FUCK YOU UP" is the ultimate troll prize. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 It escalated, but he made a post backing up what he thought, which is all I ever REALLY want out of him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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