Big Fresh Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Would you rather have a full-frontal naked picture of yourself posted online OR your entire lifelong Google search history with your name on it posted online? I've Googled a ton of fucked-up things. I'm going with the nude. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Execproducer Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 I've never googled anything that would raise the eyebrows of law-enforcement, but people I know? Yeah, nude pic. Besides...I'm a damn good- looking man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Anything googled can be deemed "research" - I'll go with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Woodbine Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Anything googled can be deemed "research" - I'll go with that. Ah, the Pete Townshend defence. I'd take the nudity. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Sugar Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Hell, I'm gonna post nude pics of me now, just to play it safe.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red is Dead Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 just the google search history? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Nudity. Hell, I'll just get it out of the way: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Z Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Would the nude picture be tasteful or smutty? Ah, screw it, ´nude picture either way. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacelle Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Just don't go posting my Alta vista search history, that's all I ask. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 It's only a naked body. We all have one under our clothes, so in the end I'm not sure it would really be that big a shocker, even though I've generally tried to keep personal photos of any kind off the internet over the years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 There should be a dating website where the only thing you can know about your potential mate is either what they look like naked or their entire google history. No one would ever get together because they would always assume that the person looked at them naked and then checked their google history and decided they didn't want to deal with that creeper. With that said, I would post a new naked picture every day for five years before I let my mother see my google history for ten minutes. Follow up question, what would be more discouraging for choosing a potential mate, a crazy google history with all types of strange things or a google history with absolutely nothing that would raise an eyebrow? I think I would find it rather offputting if I met a woman who never googled anything at least a little questionable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Hattrick Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Geesh Big Fresh, if this was your way of getting nudes of us, apparently all you had to do was ask. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 I can't believe you're all letting him off the hook for trying to Would You Rather the board. That is inexusable unless you are 1) stoned in your freshman-year dorm or 2) stoned at an improv class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Hattrick Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 So, would you rather: be stoned in your freshman-year dorm or be stoned at an improv class 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 1) In the Dorm scenario, am I the same age again..because if I can go baWAIT A MINUTE...YOU SNEAKY FUCK! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 I can't believe you're all letting him off the hook for trying to Would You Rather the board. That is inexusable unless you are 1) stoned in your freshman-year dorm or 2) stoned at an improv class. To be fair, he IS a Libertarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Libertarian improv class gets really predictable "I need a profession, someone call out a profession" "Captain of Industry!" "Okay, I need a scenario" "You are overburdened by government regulation" "Okay, now a place" "A Utopian society formed by the best minds and unbeholden to false morality!" "Great...I feel like we've done this one before, though...so..." "Stop imposing your rules on me! I am seceding from this class, and I'm forming my own! Someone call out a profession" "Don't tell us what to do!" 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 I'm betting the concept of "Yes and..." gets really dicey in that class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Not going to the gym 5 days a week for my health. Full frontal, no hesitation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted December 4, 2013 Author Share Posted December 4, 2013 Libertarian improv class gets really predictable "I need a profession, someone call out a profession" "Captain of Industry!" "Okay, I need a scenario" "You are overburdened by government regulation" "Okay, now a place" "A Utopian society formed by the best minds and unbeholden to false morality!" "Great...I feel like we've done this one before, though...so..." "Stop imposing your rules on me! I am seceding from this class, and I'm forming my own! Someone call out a profession" "Don't tell us what to do!" Greatest post I've ever read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elizium Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 I'd do a full on Mike Honcho before giving up my search history. And not even because of creepy sex stuff that I may or may not have searched for. There can be way more incriminating or embarrassing google searches than porn ones. Also, piranesi...goddamn. *slow clap* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted December 4, 2013 Author Share Posted December 4, 2013 Can I get someone to change my board title to "Captain of Industry"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.K.o.S. Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Hmm, my Google search history contains several embarrassing searches where I was looking for information on STIs... but a picture of my naked body is evidence that I have all those STIs. What a quandary! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 I'd do a full on Mike Honcho before giving up my search history. And not even because of creepy sex stuff that I may or may not have searched for. There can be way more incriminating or embarrassing google searches than porn ones. Also, piranesi...goddamn. *slow clap* Yeah, this is 100% my issue. I'm pretty sure everyone who I would care about reading my search history won't be surprised by the potential for sex stuff, but it is all the other shit that would sink me. I tend to have a lot of ridiculous conversations with a pretty diverse group of people, who have a large range of crazy interests...I have googled some strange shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Look at my internet history. Porn isn't peculiar these days. Probably the strangest thing you'll find is a few looks at some celebrity death photos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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