Cobra Commander Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 Cowboys with an amazing tribute to Dean with that blocked field goal return and the missed extra point 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 Mike Tirico basically said a lot to say the Cowboys don't have anyone to kick field goals or XPs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 hey, Brandon Aubrey is a two time USFL champion 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elizium Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 Lord save me from NFC East primetime games. It has been a lifetime of pain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyChamp Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 Maybe the Cowboys will drop 50 on the Giants and act like they won the SB like they did the Colts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 Either the Cowboys are going to have an absolutely terrifying pass rush this, or the Giants have serious protection issues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 Go to bed before it kills you Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 the way this game is going, the Cowboys are gonna score on a play where they have 10 players on the field like the "Raiders scored with 10 guys and Al Davis' ghost" play after Darth Davis died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 1 minute ago, Brian Fowler said: Go to bed before it kills you Phil GO TO BED NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted September 11, 2023 Author Share Posted September 11, 2023 I hate football 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 I know they aren't good but at least try to use your receivers. hell might as well run the wishbone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogwelder Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 I think for my future mental health I'll plan on not watching when Dallas plays Washington. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 This is ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Cobra Commander said: I know the norm is to think that the most valuable players in the NFL are always QBs but I think Tyreek is more valuable than Tua. If not that, Tyreek Hill is the most valuable non-QB in the NFL. He won't get much MVP play because (a) he's not a QB and (b) his past. But he's the playmaker WR of this era. While I agree with most of this, I don't think Tyreek is the best example of this. Tua's style of play contributes a lot to his success. Tua is one of the few quarterbacks who is always looking to go downfield. They complement each other perfectly. A good example of this is Geno Smith last season. Geno was excellent last season, and it was all based on the fact that Geno was very aggressive downfield and was great at hitting those passes. Today, he averaged 4.3 yards per attempt and they got their asses kicked. It's the cheat code. If you constantly threaten the defense downfield, the defense has to focus on stopping you deep before they do anything else. Once a defense doesn't believe that you'll beat them deep, they're probably going to fuck up everything else you try to do. It's riskier, but the risk is worth the reward. Look at the Broncos vs. Raiders game this afternoon. The Broncos are more talented at almost every position, but they dinked and dunked themselves into a loss. Russell Wilson had more completions than Jimmy G had attempts, but threw for fewer yards. Throwing short passes can be effective, but you are closing the talent gap by doing that. If you are the less talented team, but the more aggressive team you are closing the talent gap even further. If I have inferior offensive talent that gets 7 yards a pass, and you have superior offensive talent that is getting 5 yards per pass, it doesn't really matter if you're more talented or not. So, go downfield and challenge the defense. Justin Jefferson is my vote for the most valuable non-QB. Everything the Vikings do on offense is based on Jefferson being completely uncoverable. They weren't very good last year by any metric, but Jefferson repeatedly did something incredible and they won 13 games. Saquon is more valuable than Daniel Jones. They can be a good offense if Saquon is making plays. When Daniel Jones is at his best, you're still worried he's going to do something to fuck this up more than you're excited that he's about to make a play. Nick Chubb is probably more valuable than Deshaun Watson. I thnk the Browns are good and Chubb is easily their best offensive weapon. Watson was awful last season, and he did more to hurt the Browns offense than help. Derrick Henry, the running backs in Atlanta, Amon Ra St. Brown, the Tampa receivers, and the 49ers skill position players are all more valuable than their quarterbacks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 I have really enjoyed the trend in recent years of teams drafting a QB, getting mediocre play out of him his first year or two, and then going out and trading for a legit number one wide receiver and seeing if that, you know, helps. Bills got Josh Allen Stefon Diggs. Eagles adding AJ Brown to go with Devonta Smith for Hurts. Bears giving it a shot going out and getting DJ Moore for Fields. It's almost like the old "draft a QB and expect him to instantly elevate the entire team around him" method is flawed. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirFozzie Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 Dean~! is watching this with a big smile on his face from the DVDVR slice of heaven (where you get all the wrestling networks) 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 2 minutes ago, SirFozzie said: Dean~! is watching this with a big smile on his face from the DVDVR slice of heaven (where you get all the wrestling networks) I've been watching the Cowboys for a long, long time now. I have never seen a team make their defense look like the 2000 Baltimore Ravens defense. Not a one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 33 minutes ago, SirFozzie said: Dean~! is watching this with a big smile on his face from the DVDVR slice of heaven (where you get all the wrestling networks) I think this slice also involves being able to watch every non-NFL professional football league too 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 if this shutout holds, it'll be the largest shutout in the series history, ahead of the 35-0 Cowboys win in 1995 when the Cowboys won the Super Bowl and the Giants had a game where their fans nearly caused a forfeit by throwing snow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyChamp Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 The Cowboys got it done but this is some Colts game last year dumpster fire. Good for them for not having to play Brady in a season opener so they could win. Maybe they won’t have to play the 49ers at the end so they can win then to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 at least that Giants/Cardinals game next week has the potential to be a rebound game 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyChamp Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 1 minute ago, Cobra Commander said: if this shutout holds, it'll be the largest shutout in the series history, ahead of the 35-0 Cowboys win in 1995 when the Cowboys won the Super Bowl and the Giants had a game where their fans nearly caused a forfeit by throwing snow They almost need to call this s**%. Somebody could get killed lol! The Colts game last year was just a bunch of running fast and scoring. This is violence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 Hopefully y'all don't mind but... DAK~! DAK~! DAK~! DAK~! Sorry, Rippa, but if the Giants were going to get demolished like that then might as well be DEAN's Cowboys. At least this time. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyWhioux Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 50 minutes ago, BloodyChamp said: They almost need to call this s**%. Somebody could get killed lol! The Colts game last year was just a bunch of running fast and scoring. This is violence! Bonus asshole points to the official who was out there still bothering to call holding with 50 seconds left in a 40-0 game. Must’ve known he was already behind in the office pool 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 (edited) Tirico & Collinsworth: Haha, man isn't it hilarious that a FOUR-YEAR OLD was playing tackle football, got put into a ridiculous drill, and went home crying? Haha, man, that was hilarious! God, they're just so awful. Edited September 12, 2023 by Tabe 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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