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Marty Sugar Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Nick Aldis is funny: I'm watching the match with David Starr and Aldis walks to the ring like a total fucking stud. He looks like a champ, walks like a champ...and then he gets in the ring and pfffffffffft. There's a guy that wrestles in Vancouver named Toga Boy and he is similar: he comes out in his toga and the whole crowd chants TOGA! TOGA! and he's in the stands high-fiving people and everyone is amped. Then he wrestles and he's so dull you can hear crickets. I teamed with Toga once and he's the FIP and NOBODY was cheering for Toga to make the hot tag but me; even I gave up and just waited patiently. Then he hit his flying kneedrop finisher and we win and the crowd is going nuts again; but in the middle? Nobody fucking cared. It was surreal. Meanwhile, Starr is everything I hate about indie wrestling when I'm prepping show-notes for the ring announcer. "Hey can I be introduced as....?" No, fuck you: weight, hometown, shutup. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted April 4, 2018 Author Share Posted April 4, 2018 MARK HENRY!!! THE FANTASY BOOKING IN MY PANTS HAS BEGUN!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Could you imagine NWA Champion Mark Henry? I'd be all for that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shibata Is My Homie Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 How are they getting the Universal Heartthrob Austin Idol to travel with Aldis everywhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 33 minutes ago, Shibata Is My Homie said: How are they getting the Universal Heartthrob Austin Idol to travel with Aldis everywhere? He's being paid in coke and tickets to the current Smashing Pumpkins tour. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serious Darius Bagfelt Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 I cant imagine what he's getting. They have always said Idol wont leave the house unless he is properly compensated. Didn't take Corgan for an Austin Idol mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shibata Is My Homie Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Idol looks like a walking corpse now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted April 7, 2018 Author Share Posted April 7, 2018 I am just waiting to see how Corgan spins Aldis being at the WWE HOF ceremony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 20 minutes ago, RIPPA said: I am just waiting to see how Corgan spins Aldis being at the WWE HOF ceremony Is there any harm in saying his wife works there? Or does that break some kayfabe storyline? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 His wife was trying to get some pointers about breaking into Country music from Ol Double J. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted April 8, 2018 Author Share Posted April 8, 2018 Well it seems like they worked out some sort of deal with ROH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted April 8, 2018 Author Share Posted April 8, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Admittedly, I wanted to see Jocephus storm in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 On 4/2/2018 at 11:03 AM, Marty Sugar said: Meanwhile, Starr is everything I hate about indie wrestling when I'm prepping show-notes for the ring announcer. "Hey can I be introduced as....?" No, fuck you: weight, hometown, shutup. I know you mean David Starr, but for a second there (given our geographic location) I thought you were talking about Michelle Starr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Sugar Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 6 hours ago, BrianS81177 said: I know you mean David Starr, but for a second there (given our geographic location) I thought you were talking about Michelle Starr. I hate Michelle Starr as a human being. Totally different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 I've heard some not too nice things about him in the past. Doesn't surprise me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted April 10, 2018 Author Share Posted April 10, 2018 God Bless Billy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Sugar Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 Every indie guy should cut promos like this, where off-camera interviewer says "Do you think you'll be at ALL IN?" And wrestler says "I sure hope they fucking book me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 Are you All In, Mad Dog? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodzillaPerez Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 I'm just waiting for an indy guy to name himself "Al Lynn". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Sugar Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 5 hours ago, Brian Fowler said: Are you All In, Mad Dog? I wanna be all cool and contrarian and officially announce I'm ALL OUT! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 5 minutes ago, Marty Sugar said: I wanna be all cool and contrarian and officially announce I'm ALL OUT! Dude, I set you for the lay up "I sure hope they fucking book me" and you blew it man, you blew it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 On 4/9/2018 at 2:40 PM, nate said: Admittedly, I wanted to see Jocephus storm in. God, Jocephus vs. Mark Henry is some pants free fantasy booking right there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 We're closing in on a year of Corgan buying NWA and kneecapping the best thing going in wrestling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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