Nice Guy Eddie Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Vince & Shane McMahon vs. Shawn Michaels & God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted October 20, 2014 Author Share Posted October 20, 2014 I beat my head against the monitor this afternoon trying to come up wth something and the only thing I could come up with is: The Inbred Brothers vs. Bobby Trippe and Ed Gentry in a "Squeal Like a Pig" match. Wait, there was also: The Hemophiliac vs. The Free Bleeder in a First Blood match EDIT: Here's a sub-assignment - a match between the two most indyriffic names in history, like: Shane "Wicked Payne" Michaels vs. Shayne "The Ladies' Man" Jericho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HumanChessgame Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 some older out of shape guy who has worked about a match a month for the past 30 years and once did a job at an NWA house show yet considers himself a seasoned vet and tried to open a wrestling school several times vs. some skinny 19 year old who has been doing backyard matches wearing oversize pants and an ICP shirt for 5 years that tells everyone he knows he's going to be in every upcoming big deathmatch tournament but has never gone beyond posting youtube videos of his work on indy facebook walls 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Jim Cornette vs. everyone he hates in a 3 million vs. one gauntlet match. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scraylo187 Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Blake McDonugh from Jasper Count High School vs. that kid Cecil or whatever that lives across the creek and dresses like The Crow all the time 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 The Green Lantern Fan vs Stoppy "Tick-Tock" Watch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidb Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 If you have a bald guy with a goatee, Cold Stone Austin Stevens definitely needs to make an appearance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyWhioux Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Honky Tonk Man's surely available, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimo Necro Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 The Alabama Undertaker vs. Cain in an Inferno Match Juggalo Joe vs. the Necro Baker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeeball Wizard Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 David Carridine vs Michael Hutchence in a leather strap match 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sublime Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Would it be a strap on a pole match? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Weak Machine Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 A falls count somewhere match—just don't tell anyone where. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zac_Fu Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Necro Butcher versus The Really Fucked Up Hardy in a bouncy castle on a trampoline match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Lord Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Honky Tonk Man's surely available, right? He don't bump though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Hattrick Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 David Carridine vs Michael Hutchence in a leather strap match Damn, I can't believe I am morbid enough to punch the like button on this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 You need a match featuring the most overused gimmicks and generic wrestling names in Indy sleeze. Chris "Superstar" Michaels vs. Doink The Clown in a Loser Leaves Town match comes to mind. Naturally it will end in a Double DQ or Double Count-Out. If you really want to get redneck, have a cage match where the "cage" is made of chicken wire. No lie, I have seen this in a Carolina backyard fed. Production values were LOW~! but whaddya expect for five dollar tickets and beer that is a buck fifty per cup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Weren't chickenwire fences really common prior to the 80s? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Most of them were made out of mesh metal welded together. Sectionals of steel fencing. Cages made of chicken wire were indeed fairly common prior to the 80's, but no so much after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clintthecrippler Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 -Billy Jack Haynes' Hat vs. Jerry Lawler's Crown in a "Winner Gets To Leave A Number Two In Michael Hayes" Match -Seconding the 20-Doink Invitational Royal Rumble idea, but due to a paperwork error one of the contestants is Roderick Strong. -an eight-on-eight DVDVR Meme Elimination Deathmatch - one team consisting of Ideas For Movies Starring Mark Henry vs.The other team consisting of Chris Hero's Fat Rolls - Special Referee: Robert Gibson's Lazy Eye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbat Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 A falls count somewhere match—just don't tell anyone where. Don't give Russo ideas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 You need a match featuring the most overused gimmicks and generic wrestling names in Indy sleeze. Chris "Superstar" Michaels vs. Doink The Clown in a Loser Leaves Town match comes to mind. Naturally it will end in a Double DQ or Double Count-Out. If you really want to get redneck, have a cage match where the "cage" is made of chicken wire. No lie, I have seen this in a Carolina backyard fed. Production values were LOW~! but whaddya expect for five dollar tickets and beer that is a buck fifty per cup? Metal Maniac vs. Jimmy Snuka in an End of an Era Hell in a Chicken Wire Cell. Unforgiven II will be the theme song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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