Gonzo Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Did any Tongans and Samoans team up and eat multiple cars? Also, is that one of those shows were the entire thing is dramatized re-enactments? There's a lot of those on TV. I'm guessing they just headbutt your car until the engine stops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Did any Tongans and Samoans team up and eat multiple cars? Also, is that one of those shows were the entire thing is dramatized re-enactments? There's a lot of those on TV. I'm guessing they just headbutt your car until the engine stops. i'm guessing they'd also headbutt the windows to smash the glass and pull you out of the car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Did any Tongans and Samoans team up and eat multiple cars? Also, is that one of those shows were the entire thing is dramatized re-enactments? There's a lot of those on TV. I'm guessing they just headbutt your car until the engine stops. I would also think someone would do a splash dive onto your car at some point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 They'd superkick the shit out of it like it were the bonus round in Street Fighter. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petey Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 That Harley Race quote is the best thing I'll read all day. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Did any Tongans and Samoans team up and eat multiple cars? Also, is that one of those shows were the entire thing is dramatized re-enactments? There's a lot of those on TV. I'm guessing they just headbutt your car until the engine stops. I would also think someone would do a splash dive onto your car at some point. After yelling "SAHMOAHHHHHH!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offspring515 Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Luckily for the process servers of today modern Samoans spend 20 minutes doing a haka dance, leaving adequate time to escape. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Luckily for the process servers of today modern Samoans spend 20 minutes doing a haka dance, leaving adequate time to escape. and their last names are unique enough that when you see a 15 letter surname, you can guess it's Samoan, and show up wearing body armor just in case there's no dancing ..... I suspect if any Samoans showed up and saw this Samoan/Process Server thread, they'd headbutt the board software until the board no longer worked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 As someone who is obviously full blooded Samoan like myself I am offended by this racial insensitivity Tromataker is Samoan for massive dong But like that I have one not that I am one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offspring515 Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 As means of penance I shall sacrifice myself to one of your crazy island gods by jumping into a volcano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 That is convenient. I was planning on throwing you in a volcano anyway. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Bugg Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 What, no running ass to the fender bender? Also, after the nWo beat Ed Leslie's ass at Hog Wild, did they just write him off TV until the Disciple thing and keep him on the WCW payroll, or did he work elsewhere in between that time? Also, they seem to really bury the shit out of Ole Anderson on WWE DVD's? I've heard that Ole can be quite grouchy, but did he do something really horrible to piss off Vince McMahon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 IIRC Vince wanted to hire Ole at one point, and Ole told Vince to go fuck himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Speaking of John Morrison (he came up in the other thread but the question seemed better here), what has he been up to since his WWE release? Seems like he just completely dropped off the face of the Earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Speaking of John Morrison, what has he been up to since his WWE release? Seems like he just completely dropped off the face of the Earth. That would be correct. He's currently in another universe, traveling in Starship Pain. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Also known as the indies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamBroken Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Speaking of John Morrison, what has he been up to since his WWE release? Seems like he just completely dropped off the face of the Earth. He's been pretty active on a bunch of various indys all over. I know I saw his match against Liger from PWS last year on youtube. I remember WWE.com had an interview up with him some time after he left and they just included him on the "Who should replace Rollins in the Shield" poll. Here's a list of a bunch of his matches since leaving WWE 2/4/12: WWFX: John Morrison defeats Shelton Benjamin to win the WWFX Title (Manila, Phillipines) 3/23/12: NEW Wrestlefest XVI: John Morrison defeats Finlay (Poughkeepsie, NY) 6/10/12: NWA Championship Wrestling from Hollywood: John Morrison defeats Austin Draven (Huntington Park, CA) 6/29/12: WWC: Carlito defeats John Morrison via DQ (Ponce, Puerto Rico) 6/30/12: WWC: Epico & Primo defeat John Morrison & Shelton Benjamin (Bayamon, Puerto Rico) 7/1/12: WWC: Apolo defeats John Morrison (San German, Puerto Rico) 7/27/12: Resistance Pro: John Morrison defeats Robert Anthony (Chicago, IL) 8/3/12: 2CW: John Morrison defeats Sami Callihan (Syracuse, NY) 8/4/12: CWF: John Morrison defeats Sonjay Dutt to win the CWF US Title (Orlando, FL) 8/12/12: JCW: John Morrison defeats Breyer Wellington & Matt Hardy (Cave-in-Rock, IL) 9/21/12: BTW: John Morrison defeats Ryan Von Kool (Newark, CA) 12/9/12: PCW: John Morrison defeats Noam Dar (Preston, England) 1/25/13: Dragon Gate USA: John Morrison defeats Akira Tozawa (Santa Maria, CA) 2/22/13: NGW: John Morrison & Teddy Hart defeat The Young Bucks / John Morrison defeats Brian Cage, Davey Boy Smith Jr., Jack Evans, Samuray Del Sol, & Teddy Hart to win the NGW Title (Calgary, Alberta, Canada) 3/2/13: PWH: John Morrison defeats Gabriel Angelfyre (The Netherlands) 4/4/13: PWS Supercard: John Morrison defeats Elijah Burke (Metuchen, NJ) 4/5/13: PWS Supercard 2: John Morrison defeats Jushin Liger (Metuchen, NJ) 4/13/13: Dreamwave: Christian Rose defeats John Morrison (LaSalle, IL) 4/19/13: 2CW: John Morrison defeats Sami Callihan (Rome, NY) 4/20/13: 2CW: John Morrison defeats Kevin Steen (Watertown, NY) 4/26/13: IWL: John Morrison & Johnny Saovi defeat The Young Bucks (Chino, CA) 5/24/13: CWF: John Morrison vs Luke Hawx - double countout (Orlando, FL) 6/21/13: FWE: John Morrison defeats Carlito to win the FWE Title (Corona, NY) 6/22/13: House of Hardcore: John Morrison defeats Too Cold Scorpio to retain the FWE Title (Philadelphia, PA) 6/30/13: Vendetta Pro: John Morrison defeats Billy Blade (Lompoc, CA) 7/13/13: FSW: John Morrison defeats Kenny King (Mesquite, NV) 9/6/13: WWL: John Morrison defeats Monster Pain (Saltillo, Mexico) 9/8/13: WWL: Monster Pain defeats John Morrison via DQ (Monterrey, Mexico) 9/21/13: NEW: John Morrison defeats Robbie E (Wappingers Falls, NY) 10/12/13: FWE: John Morrison defeats Matt Morgan to retain the FWE Title (Brooklyn, NY) 12/7/13: FWE Openweight Grand Prix: John Morrison defeats Petey Williams / John Morrison defeats Ted DiBiase Jr. / Tony Nese defeats John Morrison 3/29/14: IWF: John Morrison defeats Shelton Benjamin (Phoenix, AZ) 4/26/14 Superstars of Wrestling: John Morrison defeats John Klinger (Oberhausen, Germany) 5/10/14: CWF: Sonjay Dutt defeats John Morrison in a ladder match to win the CWF US Title (Miami, FL) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Seems like he's keeping busy. I'm surprised ROH didn't snatch him up for a couple of dates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 He probably charges a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offspring515 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 No idea on numbers but the promoter I do commentary for has brought in Carlito and Masters and Hurricane over the years. He reached out to Morrison and later told me his asking price was really high so he didn't try to get him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 I wouldn't doubt it's several thousand or more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 He's doing a lot of Z-list movies, including the Asylum's version of Hercules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningBeard Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 he's also developed his own fitness programme I remember reading Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petey Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 http://www.ooymfitness.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 As opposed to DDP's initial program, http://www.oymyfitness.com ...easy now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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