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Is he icing his nuts because they're so damn heavy to carry around?

Yeah but he named one of his most used spots after his love for skinning defenseless cats. That's still pretty messed up.

“Double mayo, double onion...motherfucker!”

If anyone wants ever wants to chat with me about panic/anxiety toss me a PM. I dealt with that shit for 4 years, still do on occasion but it is a lot better than it was so trust me it gets better. I was near rock bottom with it at one point and I've come along way. It gets better.

Sounds like that really rubbed him the wrong way.

Keith Olbermann is also the single most talented sports broadcaster of all time. That will get you as many second chances as you will take.

Bloody funny Avengers: Infinity War ending:

Working. (A smidge anti climactic after all The hullabaloo)

Have your tried turning it off and on again?

Melraz finding this thread is gonna be the highlight of this season Of course he shows up right when Acuna blows out his knee so I am blaming him for that

Those cats were never defenseless, he was fighting for his life against them and their onslaught of lasers.

I've been going through Chris Jericho's second book recently and got a kick out of how much of a dick Vince McMahon is to Jericho for no real reason at all -When Jericho was honoured with the Order of the Buffalo Hunt by the Manitoba government -an award for his charity work and success that had been given to the Pope amongst others- Jericho asked Vince if he wanted to mention it on Raw to which Vince responded "That's a stupid name. It sounds like something Fred Flintstone would get." -When Jericho invited Vince to his wedding, Vince said "Winnipeg? Why would I want to go to Winnipeg?!"

From @midorino_ossan on twitter

So in trying to make Nia a she-hoss they're taking a page from Big Show's book and having her constantly go from heel to face?

I trusted Satanico once, it seems to have turned out alright. If you need me, I have to go beat some technicos with a club.

Think you need to update your avatar to something more cheerful. Congrats Sam!!!

No its great and the driving force behind the art of pro wrestling. The common mistake people make is this idea that a heel would not want to be cheered. The Horsemen had fans at Center Stage and they never went out of their way to insult them. Instead they would use them to get more heat "Its nice to see a few fans with some class." There is no reason Alexa can't be nice to a kid in her off time and still be a heel. There are lots of real world heels who occasionally do nice things.

That seems a little dark but I'm open to it.

And @Dolfan in NYC should have shown mel the college football thread that way he can antagonize @Robert C in two threads

Congrats, @Sky Blue Sam!

Props to rotherham and Coventry.

I don't pretend to be a Star Wars aficionado or anything and have no idea if the Would That it Were So Simple guy is good, bad or indifferent but would a large part of the issue be that Star Wars fans don't want to see anyone but Harrison Ford as Solo?

Bryan can't deny that kid.

That was incredible. I have no dog in this fight and I found myself pulling for Lebron because I want to see the greatest postseason performance in NBA history continue.

I wish Bollywood was a thing earlier, so we ended up with Bolleawood Hogan.

So who did Leary steal these lyrics from?

To be fair, it does sound like something Fred Flintstone would get.

Now we'll never know what he thought about the Von Erichs' drug use.

Give this man a job at Marvel Studios stat. (Cosmic Marvel from Annihilation through The Thanos Imperative is probably my favorite Marvel anything ever)

Big Brother but with Dan Harmon, Chevy Chase, Jeffrey Tambor, Jessica Walter, David O. Russell, Lily Tomlin, and fuck I don't know drunk Ric Flair cyborg.

Could they have made Ronda look any dumber tonight? And Nia pretending like she can't be submitted when women with far less submission-skills compared to Rousey have made her tap multiple times over the past couple of years. So stupid. I have zero desire to watch that match.

LOOK AT PAPA SHANGO TONY BROTHERS FORCING THESE CURRY SHOTS IN THAT THERE BUCKET FROM WHEREVER HE DAMN WELL PLEASES AND/OR PARTS UNKNOWN.

I wish we had 2018 CMLL skits like this.

Crockett's slogan in the mid-80's should have been "We're outta time. We got to go, fans." Also, according to my reseatch, Tully Blachard retained the TV title 1,183 times because time expired just as the referee was starting to make the three count.

The first 15 minutes is just two friends talking (plus cameo Cesaro acting like a goof) so you can enjoy that and not watch the workout stuff. I like how Bryan and Regal's diets made them impossible to ride with

You gotta hand it to Louis.

I actually liked Miyahara/Marufuji II better than the Carny finals. The first was an extremely well put-together exercise in restraint,; this one was them going wild and showing that they could do an over the top main event on par with the stuff we see monthly from Okada & co. If Meltzer bothered to watch All Japan anymore he would have had a heart attack during that opening headbutt sequence. The finishing stretch was epic and I'm glad I watched it without spoilers. Both guys are headed for 2018 MVP status if they keep this pace up the rest of the year.

Two years ago, who would have ever believed the Rockets would take a 3-2 lead on Golden State because of playing great defense and forcing the Dubs out of their beautiful game offense?

Nothing but blowouts: bad for interesting basketball, bad for beauty salon strategies. This is feeling a lot like the 2012 conference finals to me. Boston takes the next one, then the next two games are just going to suck. I hope either Houston or GS sends Boston a thank-you gift for gassing Cleveland. Even if it continues being all-blowouts and goes 7, this might still be the most interesting series of the entire playoffs, which speaks to how awful they've been.

Lots of great action, lots of small details, lots of good visuals and lots of character. This match was perfect example of why I watch NJPW. And best part about all of that is that while at times it looked like they legitimately wanted to kill each other it never felt like they were "overdoing" it like Elgin or Scurll with big movez.

Being 100% honest, I didn't mean to send the first party invite to you. I was trying to join your game specifically to stab, and then joke around.