Dolfan in NYC

Oh like calling him Dragonfruit Mango Refresher isn't a cooler name. smdh

The Hartford Whalers. Then, now, forever.

You know it's a good ass goal when even the scorekeeper is fooled

Deadline is reporting that movie Episodes 10-12 are in the works.

am... am I the only who sees the bird as this meme?

Newz: When Raw emanates from Europe/Australia/etc., Netflix will stream it live. So if it's at 8pm Central Europe Time, it will be 2pm Eastern US Time, etc. No more taped shows!

In one of the more hilarious pieces of news, the Rays are trying to land Juan Soto:

Mr. Pink: Why can't we pick our own colors? Joe: No way, no way. Tried it once, doesn't work. You got four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black, but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You're Mr. Pink. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow. Mr. Brown: Yeah, but Mr. Brown is a little too close to Mr. Shit. Mr. Pink: Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. How 'bout if I'm Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me. I'll be Mr. Purple. Joe: You're not Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple. You're Mr. PINK. Mr. White: Who cares what your name is? Mr. Pink: Yeah, that's easy for you to say, you're Mr. White. You have a cool-sounding name. All right look, if it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink, you wanna trade? Joe: Hey! NOBODY'S trading with ANYBODY.

Those 18 months happening in 1966 & 1967, I'm confident the answer can be summarized by the word "drugs."

I forgot to delay the post.

I see a red door and I want it painted black. No colors anymore, I want them to turn black. We're on the road to Full Gear! We have a World Title match! A (NEW) tag team championship match! Even a (secondary) WOMEN'S championship match! We got everything! I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes. I have to turn my head, until my darkness goes... Meanwhile, MJF is laying out stips for the gift of jobbing to him. And Ricochet is teasing a mystery partner in his tag match against Takeshita & Fletcher. (But's probably NOT Dijak!) I see a line of cars and they're all painted black. With flowers and my love, both never to come back. Also on tap for tonight: Malakai's face paint isn't so much scary as... "Tree That's Come To Life". (Mick should have won an Oscar for Freejack.) Enjoy the week.

Pittsburgh will be the landing spot for WR Mike Williams. The Jets will get a 5 out of the deal.

Everyone is stressed out enough from the election and general crap. Do not piss off anyone today. Go outside, take a drink, smoke a cigarette, vaporize your marijuana. Take politics to the Discord. Take your bad takes to Twitter or Reddit. Don't test us today.

The stat was the Saints loss was the first time in NFL history (276 games) where they win the turnover battle, rush for 150+ yards, and outgain their opponents by 150+ yards.

Miami has outrighted Sixto Sanchez to the minors. Books will be written about how bad Derek Jeter was at his job.

Born down in a dead man's town The first kick I took was when I hit the ground It's election week in the USA. And we have ourselves two new Crown Jewel champions! But ... Who cares about that WARGAMES~~ is coming! You end up like a dog that's been beat too much. 'Til you spend half your life just coverin' up. The Bloodline feud is absorbing new people left and right. But, I think everyone is just waiting to hear the words "Ladies and Gentlemen..." Let's see when that happens. Born in the U.S.A. I was born in the U.S.A.! I was born in the U.S.A.! Born in the U.S.A.! Alrighty, Raw tonight, NXT tomorrow, SD Friday! (Bruce rules. That is all.) Enjoy the week!

Bob Costas has announced his retirement from play by play.

For what it's worth, the sitez are reporting it's a legit injury she sustained when headbutting Liv on Monday. I'm just speculating with this but I'd guess she'll be out til the New Year if it's legit.

Jorge Soler has been traded to Los Angeles of Anaheim. I'm assuming this is because he caused some great karmic evil.

As sad as you are right now, just know, you are nowhere near as sad as Mike Trout

I've met that guy about 40,000 times since I've been in this stupid city. When they're weapons grade stupid and rich (based on where they were sitting) like those two are, they were *always*: a) A stock broker b) Working at a boiler room firm that was actively being investigated by the SEC c) Trying to sell you something (stocks, drugs, a business plan, etc.) d) Able to get the best cocaine you've ever had in your life e) Cheating on their wife, while she raised his son. (~70/30 split on the person in question being female or male) Anyway, they've been informed by the Yankees that they will be refunded their tickets to Game 4. And if they try to get in with different tickets, they will be arrested. Jesse Rogers, who wrote the story above, is also getting lambasted today for writing the uncritical puff piece. He is apparently also in contact with them and says "they hope their ban will be short."

And just when you thought this couldn't get more absurd