NFL Week 5 Thread

[Stennick]

This game is fucking killing me we can't even get a decent lead against Jacksonville, motherfucker.

[BobbyWhioux]

 

 

Having players wear pink towels that look identical to the pink penalty flags thrown by officials.  No mishap or confusion could possibly come out of that, right?

 

The important thing is that we're raising money for cancer research by spending money on custom pink gear instead of, you know, donating it to fucking cancer research.

 

Can we get a rectal cancer awareness month? 

 

Seeing officials throw the special Brown Flags on/around the field would give the average [drunk] football fan a dangerously bad idea...

[RIPPA]

And Reuben Randle does the "Oh I dropped the ball better play up an injury" trick

[RIPPA]

And Nick Foles is in

[RIPPA]

Yeah... the Giants are going to use 500 players by the time this season is over

[The Comedian]

Nick Foles gets his chance to captain the Field Goal Express...

[johnnyboy]

Bengals vs Pats is painful to watch.  I've nearly lapsed into a coma at least twice.

[Niners Fan in CT]

Okay so Rams -12.5 is still in play..

[hammerva]

I can't tell if that goal line stand was great defense by the Chiefs or just an embarrassing effort by the Titans

[RIPPA]

McCoy is going to end up with like 185292 combined yards this game

[BobbyWhioux]

MAN UP~! Power Football on 4th down leads to a goal line stand by KC.

 

Alex throws a 40 yard bomb from the 2 inch line on the next play.  Atta boy.

[Josh Mann]

GOOD CALL REF YOU'RE THE BEST!! By all rights that TD to Clay should have been incomplete.

[Justin877]

The Seahawks D must be dominating  the Colt's O -line.  Richardson having single digits rushing yards is odd

[johnnyboy]

 

  I'm all about finding a cure for breast cancer, because I love titties, but I have no idea why breast cancer has seemingly taken over the world.

 

Because... boobs.

[Death From Above]

The Seahawks D must be dominating  the Colt's O -line.  Richardson having single digits rushing yards is odd

 

It's basically like running into a brick wall with a weird painting of a bird on it.

[BobbyWhioux]

I can't tell if that goal line stand was great defense by the Chiefs or just an embarrassing effort by the Titans

 

The effort was nothing to be embarrassed over; kid was stopped at the 2 and his late second effort almost pushed into the end zone anyway.

 

The play selection on the other hand...

[The Comedian]

McCoy is going to end up with like 185292 combined yards this game

Imagine if our line could actually run block...

[jaedmc]

Pretty shocked that NE/CIN and DET/GB are the lowest scoring games so far.

[Burgundy LaRue]

The Seahawks D must be dominating  the Colt's O -line.  Richardson having single digits rushing yards is odd

 

Not surprising.  The Colts' O-line is by far the weakest part of their team.  Luck has been able to absorb the hits so far, but that won't work long term.

[RIPPA]

Well that was a wacky way to end the 1st half

[Justin877]

Looks like David Wilson is "questionable" to return following his neck injury.  At leasthe got a TD out of the deal in a consolation prize

[Mr. Monday Morning]

I was 50/50 to play Tate or Shorts this week...I chose the wrong one. Yeesh.

 

I'm actually kind of weirdly uncomfortable with the Saints' D playing this well. It's not natural.

[Death From Above]

Seahawks/Colts has been like a boxer vs. brawler title fight. The Seahawks chip away in combos and the Colts keep hitting one or two big power shots in response. Entertaining game so far.

[pipGofern]

The Seahawks D must be dominating  the Colt's O -line.  Richardson having single digits rushing yards is odd

Also, Trent Richardson kinda sucks. Cleveland must've thought they hit the lottery when someone was dumb enough to offer them a irst round pick.

[RIPPA]

Why am I still watching this fucking game?