Mookieghana Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Wait, why did they have a wood chopping contest? Is this what normal people do?Bryan was raised in Washington State. I'm not sure they have electricity. Your Axe wielding skills are important when you're fighting bears to stay alive. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 In a real world(ish) environment like that D-Bry is way more intimidating than Cena. Cena looks like your average gym meathead while Bryan looks like a crazy survivor man dude who may kill you and dump you in the woods, but at the very least he looks like a dude who could hold his own in a fight while Cena looks like a guy who'd yell alot but make sure his "boys" held him back. Hahahaha come on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimo Necro Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Those Bella twins... they are something... All that... ahem... wood... and... erm... Yeah... I gotta go... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sublime Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 In a real world(ish) environment like that D-Bry is way more intimidating than Cena. Cena looks like your average gym meathead while Bryan looks like a crazy survivor man dude who may kill you and dump you in the woods, but at the very least he looks like a dude who could hold his own in a fight while Cena looks like a guy who'd yell alot but make sure his "boys" held him back. Hahahaha come on. Every fight I have seen the big dude has gotten his ass kicked. Being strong doesn't mean you can fight. Cena looks like the typical muscled up guy who talks big but has never been in a fight in his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 But he made Mark Henry tap out to an STF. Surely he's the baddest dude on the planet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGFanJay Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 In a real world(ish) environment like that D-Bry is way more intimidating than Cena. Cena looks like your average gym meathead while Bryan looks like a crazy survivor man dude who may kill you and dump you in the woods, but at the very least he looks like a dude who could hold his own in a fight while Cena looks like a guy who'd yell alot but make sure his "boys" held him back. Bryan definitely looks like he could star in a film version of The Last of Us. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 In a real world(ish) environment like that D-Bry is way more intimidating than Cena. Cena looks like your average gym meathead while Bryan looks like a crazy survivor man dude who may kill you and dump you in the woods, but at the very least he looks like a dude who could hold his own in a fight while Cena looks like a guy who'd yell alot but make sure his "boys" held him back. Hahahaha come on. Every fight I have seen the big dude has gotten his ass kicked. Being strong doesn't mean you can fight. Cena looks like the typical muscled up guy who talks big but has never been in a fight in his life. I don't know where you're getting this from, he's a tough dude. Bryan is a vegan and a beard wearer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Beards add +3 to your manliness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooker Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 I don't know how we got here, but this is what two of the most notable wrestlers of the last decade are doing. I guess they don't want the reality show to be more engaging or exciting than RAW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Who would be the better lumberjack, Mark Henry or vegan William Regal with a beard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.J. Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Am I the only one who dug Rodney Mack? Intimidating looking dude who barked, and beat the shit out of jobbers? Dude couldn't get over for shit, but I liked his ring work with the right opponents. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Also, DB hasn't been a vegan for a while. Soy allergy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sublime Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 When he first showed up I thought Rodney Mack was gonna be a star. He had a good look and was physical but I think it was one of those instances of putting a guy on TV without a real good plan. He did the white boy challenge and got fed to Goldberg and after that he kind of drifted around. Sad to think that the same kind of thing still happens in WWE though it seems like HHH is trying to change that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie20x6 Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 The fact that John Cena is the Scott Disick* of that show really makes me... I don't know if 'sad' is the word, but it's a scene, man. *D-Bry = Lamar Odom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted July 31, 2013 Author Share Posted July 31, 2013 Also, DB hasn't been a vegan for a while. Soy allergy.When the board was down, there was a website that lasted about 2 days (then they pussied out) called exvegans.com that was designed to public ally shame vegans who went back to eating meat. Bryan was on it. Pretty damn hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Beards add +3 to your manliness. Nope, they're a crutch for those not manly enough to stand alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SovietShooter Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Beards add +3 to your manliness. Nope, they're a crutch for those not manly enough to stand alone. With the recent "trend" of guys having scraggly, ridiculously long & poorly kept beards, I tend to agree with FSW here. guy with a long beard = girl that reads comic books. Real men with beards keep them well groomed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Every time this board discusses what personal appearance choices best reflect manliness or coolness it makes me sad in my heart. 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george young Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Haven't seen it since it aired, but I remember loving the Rodney Mack vs Spike Dudley White Boy Challenge match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Remember when people said Daniel Bryan is small? FUCK THAT NOISE. He looks to be in incredible shape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Also, DB hasn't been a vegan for a while. Soy allergy.When the board was down, there was a website that lasted about 2 days (then they pussied out) called exvegans.com that was designed to public ally shame vegans who went back to eating meat. Bryan was on it. Pretty damn hilarious. http://youtu.be/viUon8EY0Rs Also, I don't care how scraggly it looks, look at my avatar and tell me that isn't a GD MAN. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newb82 Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Also, DB hasn't been a vegan for a while. Soy allergy.When the board was down, there was a website that lasted about 2 days (then they pussied out) called exvegans.com that was designed to public ally shame vegans who went back to eating meat. Bryan was on it. Pretty damn hilarious.www.animalliberationfrontline.com/how-i-baited-the-media-into-showing-slaughterhouse-footage-to-over-200000-people/A guy involved with the site says it was a publicity stunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eikerir Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Remember when people said Daniel Bryan is small? FUCK THAT NOISE. He looks to be in incredible shape. Yeah, he holds up really well next to monster Cena. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Ray Von Erich Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Beards add +3 to your manliness. Nope, they're a crutch for those not manly enough to stand alone. With the recent "trend" of guys having scraggly, ridiculously long & poorly kept beards, I tend to agree with FSW here. guy with a long beard = girl that reads comic books. Real men with beards keep them well groomed. Whoa. What's that all about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dok Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 I don't know where you're getting this from, he's a tough dude. Bryan is a vegan and a beard warrior. Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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