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They should give him an international art thief gimmick where he airbrushes his latest stolen paintings onto his body.

 

Finn Balor, cat fergalar.

 

Riley:  "Why does he have an old lady painted on him?"

Albert:  "That's the Mona Lisa you uncultured swine.  Her eyes follow you around the room."

Riley:  "Her eyes are painted onto his nipples.  I don't want Balor's nipples following me around."

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They should give him an international art thief gimmick where he airbrushes his latest stolen paintings onto his body.

 

Finn Balor, cat fergalar.

 

Riley:  "Why does he have an old lady painted on him?"

Albert:  "That's the Mona Lisa you uncultured swine.  Her eyes follow you around the room."

Riley:  "Her eyes are painted onto his nipples.  I don't want Balor's nipples following me around."

 

Riley: Mona Lisa? Is that a new meme? Did you see the dog that looks like it's answering a phone? Hold up the amount of fingers on a one to ten scale you think Renee's tits rate today, you're blocking my view of her and I need to know. I like wrestle. I like wrestle much. I used to do wrestle but now this instead. 

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Not bad, but not enough references to the Miz.

 

Riley: Mona Lisa? Is that a new meme? Did you see the dog that looks like it's answering a phone? Hold up the amount of fingers on a one to ten scale you think Renee's tits rate today, you're blocking my view of her and I need to know. I like wrestle. I like wrestle much. I used to do wrestle but now this instead. sometimes i get table for two at buffalo wild wings in case miz wants to come. he does not but i still get table because Miz likes habenero wings and I know Miz

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Finn & Jake = Adventure Time!

 

Oh. Duh. 

 

Is...there a clip from the Hulk series that's the opposite of the one I posted?

 

 

 

 

I was waiting for this. If this was a shirtless beach volleyball play, we totally just beat Iceman and Slider.

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Finn & Jake = Adventure Time!

 

Oh. Duh. 

 

Is...there a clip from the Hulk series that's the opposite of the one I posted?

 

 

 

 

I was waiting for this. If this was a shirtless beach volleyball play, we totally just beat Iceman and Slider.

 

 

Oh no.... which one of us is gonna smash his head on the cockpit canopy?

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Finn & Jake = Adventure Time!

 

Oh. Duh. 

 

Is...there a clip from the Hulk series that's the opposite of the one I posted?

 

 

 

 

I was waiting for this. If this was a shirtless beach volleyball play, we totally just beat Iceman and Slider.

 

 

Oh no.... which one of us is gonna smash his head on the cockpit canopy?

 

 

I think they already banned him

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Mojo getting beat the fuck up was hilarious. 

 

The wrestling wasn't that great this week (Alexa Bliss didn't quite get completely off the ground for the Belly-to-Bayley, I think), but I did enjoy the nice double-team moves from the Lucha Dragons and Hideo Itami kicking Konnor in the face. 

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Bailey vs Bliss was the most adorable wrestling match ever. I'm not sure if that's good or bad lol. Breeze reminds me a lot of Ricky Morton. I love his selling, and he may be too small to cut it as a heel on the main roster. I could see him being a great baby face with the right character. Lucha Dragons have a lot of potential and the Ascension bore me.

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Hopefully Carmella will turn out to be good. Enzo and Cass are so much better when they aren't wrestling and just do goofy promos. I like the story they've done with the three of them so far. It's silly, but it makes everyone stand out with insight on their backgrounds and gives them a reason to be there. And it transitioned nicely from the last feud. It goes to show how just a couple minutes a show dedicated to a low-card act can help so much, and makes you wonder why low-card guys on a 3-hour show can't get similar treament.

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