Matt D Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 I really don't want to do anything today. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRV Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 It's amazing to me how Dustin is not only in better shape at 44 than he was probably at any point throughout his 30s, but that he's arguably a better worker now than when he was in his 20s. I love the idea that it's unexpected and noteworthy that two decades of added experience made someone better. Hornswoggle going full rudo and piledriving Torito and becoming the Evil Doink of a new minis division (perfect for Main Event and the new live Tuesday Smackdown or whatever they end up doing with that show), would be the best thing ever. Instead, we'll probably just get a couple half-hearted comedy spots, because they don't want to risk turning Hornswoggle heel because....kids, I guess. .. but not as much as I love the classic post formula of [ludicrous fantasy booking followed by melancholy lament] 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 I really don't want to do anything today. I thought Backlund was wearing white tights for a second. Get some sun, Bob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 .. but not as much as I love the classic post formula of [ludicrous fantasy booking followed by melancholy lament] Ah...so many memories. Sin Cara Fandango Brodus Masked Cody Rhodes and on back to The Boogeyman Burchill Raven Hurricane and further back now to Taz Taka and let's not forget Papa Shango Hell, in my heart Fandango and Jimmy Wang Yang are a mismatched buddy detective team, fighting crime and trying to rid the WWE of Masked Cody Rhodes and his evil Sin Cara clone. Meanwhile Burchill and Hurricane are on a quest to find the real Sin Cara, who is under Papa Shango's zombie spell. MELANCHOLY LAMENT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Living the dream! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elizium Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 It's amazing to me how Dustin is not only in better shape at 44 than he was probably at any point throughout his 30s, but that he's arguably a better worker now than when he was in his 20s. I love the idea that it's unexpected and noteworthy that two decades of added experience made someone better. Hornswoggle going full rudo and piledriving Torito and becoming the Evil Doink of a new minis division (perfect for Main Event and the new live Tuesday Smackdown or whatever they end up doing with that show), would be the best thing ever. Instead, we'll probably just get a couple half-hearted comedy spots, because they don't want to risk turning Hornswoggle heel because....kids, I guess. .. but not as much as I love the classic post formula of [ludicrous fantasy booking followed by melancholy lament] Ludicrous!? Fine, guess I'm not showing you my spiral notebooks full of "Hot Ideas". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 It's amazing to me how Dustin is not only in better shape at 44 than he was probably at any point throughout his 30s, but that he's arguably a better worker now than when he was in his 20s. I love the idea that it's unexpected and noteworthy that two decades of added experience made someone better. Hornswoggle going full rudo and piledriving Torito and becoming the Evil Doink of a new minis division (perfect for Main Event and the new live Tuesday Smackdown or whatever they end up doing with that show), would be the best thing ever. Instead, we'll probably just get a couple half-hearted comedy spots, because they don't want to risk turning Hornswoggle heel because....kids, I guess. .. but not as much as I love the classic post formula of [ludicrous fantasy booking followed by melancholy lament] I meant a better worker athletically. I don't recall "The Natural" doing hurricanranas and such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 You know, you could have just shut down JRV's argument by mentioning Scott Steiner Not that Scott isn't always awesome "Haaaah Haaaaah You gonna suck my dick or what?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Honestly though they need more barrel chested guys in WWE, Harley would fuck up anyone on this roster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Honestly though they need more barrel chested guys in WWE, Harley would fuck up anyone on this roster. Does Alexander Rusev count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trebor Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Honestly though they need more barrel chested guys in WWE, Harley would fuck up anyone on this roster. Does Alexander Rusev count? "Only to ten, Mudhen." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzalez Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerjeRUN Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 It's amazing to me how Dustin is not only in better shape at 44 than he was probably at any point throughout his 30s, but that he's arguably a better worker now than when he was in his 20s. I love the idea that it's unexpected and noteworthy that two decades of added experience made someone better. To be fair, in wrestling things tend to go the other way rather rapidly. Esp as Dustin has had his fair share of drug issues over the years... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 The issue is that he's physically able to do things he wasn't doing at 21. That he's more canny and psychologically savvy is not surprising. That he's able to do what he can when he was shaped like this a few years ago: Well, it makes one go: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 It's great seeing Goldust like this: in shape and kicking ass in the ring. When he was in AJPW a few years ago, my heart just broke for the guy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewewejR8dRY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 It's something seeing how big Dustin was in that video and how he looks now. Great to see the change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 I've used this gif countless times on other message boards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 I've used this gif countless times on other message boards. It's a great one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Z Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Ah, the internet never lets me down. I knew someone must have made a gif of this: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Hey, FSW's screensaver. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 I hate those gifs that don't have the full speech, otherwise I'd avatar that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Punk really needs to lose those Wolverine sideburns. He looks like a dork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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