piranesi Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 And yes that 6-man was a fantastic sprint. Total spotfest but they kept it reigned in, the Superman punch was off the hook and I am amazed at Reigns' agility. The black gloves on Rollins were weird, though. Am I crazy or did a lot of that match look formula and sloppy. All the Rhodes offense looked like it missed by a mile, like a run-through, and was just spot-spot-spot transition spot-spot-spot. The ending was great though.
Reed Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 No other grandpa in the world dresses like Batista. 1
Ace Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 Also, why didn't Big Dave do the full Batista Bomb, Liger style? 1) He's 45 years old. It's less stress on his body 2) Tight jeans
piranesi Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 No other grandpa in the world dresses like Batista. Unless your grandpa is Ben Gazzara. Then he probably does.
Greggulator Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 Pretty boring show. The Shield/Rhodes+1 match was great. Reigns' punch was great. I loved Rollins getting the pin on this -- it really cements The Shield As Unity thing. The Bryan/Wyatt segment was great. I thought Bryan was really great in the exposition/narrative of this and showed the right type of emotion and mentioned having to do things he regretted to get at Bray, but it was the only way, etc. Bray's response was so insane and twisted. Wyatts vs. Usos was so great and stiff. I can't wait for them to get a title match around whatever the May PPV is called.I like a good arena brawl so the Cena/Orton thing was fine with me.On Batista -- I've never been a huge fan. I've liked him in a lot of stuff. Douche vest no-shirt wearing Batista talking about Cena hugging fat chicks was great. But other than that I was never a huge fan. I get why people like him but he always just sorta was there for me.
NintendoLogic Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 I do appreciate the old-school build to Batista/Del Rio. They'll give you Batista powerbombing Del Rio for free, but you're going to have to pay to see him sit down while he does it. 5
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted January 21, 2014 Author Posted January 21, 2014 Cena runs like he's in pain.
Andrew POE! Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 I don't get why the WWE doesn't give Kofi Kingston more of a run at the WWE title. True, all his matches are the same, but you could say the same thing about Randy Orton. True, he's utterly devoid of charisma/excitement/anything in his promos, but the same could be said about Orton. He sells merch which means nothing to Vince McMahon (Zack Ryder sells shirts too and Vince could care less). It makes too much sense -- why have him beat Randy Orton (the current title holder) in a 'fluke' victory and play up that 'fluke win' in the rematch the next week? No I don't want to see Kofi as the WWE champion but the WWE did give The Miz a title run and he's terrible. 1
piranesi Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 I had forgotten what the main was and after Bryan left and there was ten minutes left, I was waiting for the closing angle and wondering what it would be. I actually slumped over and sighed when Kofi's music hit. 1
hammerva Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 I didn't think they could find any more colors of the rainbow for a Cena shirt but they proved me wrong again. Good lord that was almost glow in the dark bright
Curt McGirt Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 Because he is. We should merge the threads. Sorry Waiter. Or we could keep this one for trashing people. Billy Gunn needs to give that fake poodle hair back to the hairdresser he paid $1000 too much to have it implanted. ZING~!
LooseCannon Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 Why not give the black guy a clean win over the champ on MLK Day?
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted January 21, 2014 Author Posted January 21, 2014 Because he is. We should merge the threads. Sorry Waiter. Or we could keep this one for trashing people. Billy Gunn needs to give that fake poodle hair back to the hairdresser he paid $1000 too much to have it implanted. ZING~! I look forward to them merging!
hammerva Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 Why not give the black guy a clean win over the champ on MLK Day? Hey they showed that MLK video TWICE in a 3 hour show. Don't tell me Vince doesn't care about black people
Curt McGirt Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 Hopefully better results than in Ghostbusters
piranesi Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 Because he is. We should merge the threads. Sorry Waiter. Or we could keep this one for trashing people. Billy Gunn needs to give that fake poodle hair back to the hairdresser he paid $1000 too much to have it implanted. ZING~! I look forward to them merging! Just like in LEVIATHAN. Jerry Goldsmith, everybody. Check him out.
piranesi Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 Bad News Barrett has been bumped down to the Diva's division. That's not a good sign, fellas. He didn't even get a stepladder tonight.
NintendoLogic Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 Bad News Barrett has been bumped down to the Diva's division. That's not a good sign, fellas. He didn't even get a stepladder tonight. If he doesn't have his rising platform handy, he should go around in a Segway like GOB Bluth. 3
victor Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 I noticed Cena's run too, more of a fast waddle. And Big Show's impression of Heyman was dead on. You know he does it back stage.
JRGoldman Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 No one else has love for Fandango killing Woods with that Falcon Arrow and Leg Drop? Tremendous squash. I was slightly embarrassed when Hillary jokingly asked if when they came back from the MLK tribute video all the black wrestlers would be standing on the entrance ramp and I honestly couldn't rule it out.
Gonzalez Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 Batista's face looked real puffy tonight. Like he had a really bad botox ejection.
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 Over/under on a Batista quad tear. . 3 matches. 3
Nice Guy Eddie Posted January 21, 2014 Posted January 21, 2014 Why not give the black guy a clean win over the champ on MLK Day? Hey they showed that MLK video TWICE in a 3 hour show. Don't tell me Vince doesn't care about black people At least Vince didn't trot out Brodus Clay as Son of Akeem to show how much he really cares about black people.
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