cwoy2j Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 "I received a message from the Kremlin that Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior. My nephew Nikita will be at your house Sunday morning to pick you up at 8:00 a.m. sharp. Be ready." I don't go to church but I would if 1985 era Nikita Koloff made me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Don't ask Austin about the crackling in the background during his Skype interviews Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Coaster Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 i'm guessing that The Rev. Ivan Koloff doesn't deliver sermons in the Ivan Koloff voice. Sadly I've seen Ivan preach. He started in character for the first few minutes, but pretty quickly started talking in his normal voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Nikita does the same. He says a few things in his Russian accent, then transitions into an overemphasized Minnesotan accent to say, "IT WAS MY JAAAAHHHHHHBBBBBBBB!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 So, unless Mark Henry goes into preaching post-WWE, the Koloffs might be a pinnacle for wrestler/preachers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Fuck, If Mark Henry tells me to get Jesus, I might have to. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 *"Somebody's Gonna Get It" plays as Mark Henry administers water baptisms* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 "When Jonah ran from the Lord, he was trapped in the belly of a great fish. If you run from the Lord here, you will be inducted into the Hall of Pain." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 well, The Hall of Pain is a pretty good euphemism for Hell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Henry's sermons would provide him with a way to further exhibit his poetic talents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 This, this right here, might be the zenith of DVDVRMB fantasy booking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingus Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 So, unless Mark Henry goes into preaching post-WWE, the Koloffs might be a pinnacle for wrestler/preachers? Ted Dibiase Sr. might argue with that. Jake Roberts and Sting dabbled in it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Added bonus to today's austin pod: i finally got a question through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 sorry that Austin is gonna hunt you down and kick your ass for asking about the Skype crackle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin877 Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 i'm guessing that The Rev. Ivan Koloff doesn't deliver sermons in the Ivan Koloff voice. Sadly I've seen Ivan preach. He started in character for the first few minutes, but pretty quickly started talking in his normal voice. I am curious to say the least, might be interesting going to communion administered by the Russian Bear "Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGFanJay Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 That is a fine cape. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 With a cape like that, you have to assume he's one hell of a lawyer. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 the Lost Paul Heyman podcast! "If I had a business card, it'd say 'Paul Heyman, professional bullshit artist'" "Brock Lesnar made John Cena his prison bitch" / followed by noting the people that didn't get bitchslapped around like Cena was Heyman comparing Lesnar/Cena at Summerslam to Batman/Bane from Dark Knight Rises Hahahaha.. the Heyman Q to Albano/Wizard about the percentages of the deal they made for Pat Patterson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 today on the Family Friendly. DDP is his usual ball of energy. Maggots larva that could be in the NFL combine. Fortune readers trying to gouge Austin. Scott Hall wants to work in the Kevin Dunn spot of DDP's production megalith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Wow. I'm listening to the podcast and damn, I picked the wrong time to eat lunch. Guess I'm done eating now. Stupid maggot story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Fuck yeah! Triple H is on a live show on the WWE Network Feb 2nd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brysynner Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 And the Rumble will be discussed....that should be interesting. Though my impression is Austin does not feel that same way a lot of people did about who won which should be interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 @steveaustinBSR: 300 emails in 15 minutes? You ain't gotta get hot about it... #RoyalRumble #steveaustinshow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 And the Rumble will be discussed....that should be interesting. Though my impression is Austin does not feel that same way a lot of people did about who won which should be interesting I suspect he'll at least sympathize with why everyone is so unhappy. He is a Daniel Bryan fan, too. He may be a Reigns supporter, but there's still plenty for him to criticize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLaw Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 And he'll ask about Seezaro as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts