J.T. Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 comes a tale of drama and romance in the grand tradition of Bloodrayne: The Third Reich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVA Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 "From a screenplay based on an original fictional story from the imagintion of the screenwriter..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Any time a film is "From the Producers" of some movie that wasn't thought well of in the first place, be afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 "From the Producers of Springtime for Hitler." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted May 16, 2014 Author Share Posted May 16, 2014 I am assuming none of you watched that Debra Messing trailer since there is no outrage over what the the Dad called a "powerbomb" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-b3Nw6Znw This looks like the best thing M Night Shyamalan has been involved with...well, in ages. Galavant looks pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeRose Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Anything Shyamalan tells me to swing away quite honestly. This show looks like some kind of bastardized spin on The Prisoner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 "From the Producers of Springtime for Hitler." And one of the writers of Movie 43... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimoDANK Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 "WWE Studios presents..." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 "From the Producers of Springtime for Hitler." And one of the writers of Movie 43... One of the several dozen writers of Movie 43 not named Bob Odenkirk* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 How about if they pick the wrong movies for the people: From the mind that brought you PROMETHEUS. ("Ew...OH, wait..yeah...okay, maybe.") And the director of the PLANET OF THE APES the one from back around the late 90s or so ("OKAY...yeah that was...oh...NO...oh. shit") Comes a story inspired by the music from that guy who did Radio K.A.O.S. ("fuck..was that Townsend? No...OHHHHHHHHHH...but which..hmmmm...") IT'S REALLY HARD TO TELL IF I WANT TO SEE THIS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Who can build the shittiest sounding movie, that would actually probably be a pretty good movie is you stop and figure it out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 For Prometheus, it would have to be Lindelof because the other guys were directing and producing better stuff when Lindelof was still in his dad's balls. Now if they would hyped up Prometheus as "from the mind behind Brewster's Millions and Undisputed", I would've walked out of the theater during the previews and not walked back in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 "WWE Studios presents..." A Paul Michael Levesque Film... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 "WWE Studios presents..." A Paul Michael Levesque Film... Written by M. Night Shyamalan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 You know how much you would all pay just to watch a 2 hour planning meeting between Shyamalan and Levesque, right? There's your movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimoDANK Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 I've got binders full of Ray Bradstone fan fiction if they're looking to do The Chaperone 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 "WWE Studios presents..." A Paul Michael Levesque Film... Starring Katie Vick in her debut sure to kill the audience dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Katie Vick Lives! What a tweest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 She was Ethan Hunt in a mask the whole time. It was a loooooooooong sting but he's a dedicated agent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVA Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 So here's an interesting development from TV land... Despite being one of the leaders of the Golden Age of TV drama, FX has never launched a drama on Sunday night. That changes this summer when Guillermo del Toro's THE STRAIN debuts on July 13th. They must be pretty confident in what they have there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrag Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Just checked the IMDB page for that. Corey Stoll! Gonna have to give it a shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Paul Refn is worse than everyone mentioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Someone took a pic of an actor's bio in a stage program and it's, eh, kind of funny and sad at the same time. Thank God for Liam Neeson movies bringing the diversity. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 That playbill is a joke from the new HEDWIG revival with NPH. The gag is that HEDWIG is taking place within what's left of a production of THE HURT LOCKER: THE MUSICAL. (starring Taye Diggs) which was so bad that it closed during the first of its three intermissions. There is a complete fake playbill for that within the HEDWIG playbill. The funniest bit is that there is a child actor listed as: Hunter Taylor Thompson-Tyler, which is just barely unbelievable. IT has a musical number titled "What's with all these goats?" Another "actress" is listed with the following credits: Broadway: Face Down Ass Up" The 2 Live Crew Musical (Ass Cheek #1); Law and Order: (Dead Raped Girl, "CSI" (Raped Dead Girl) CSI SCRANTON (Dead Raped Prostitute) True Detective (Dead Female Body Decorated with Twigs and Antlers). It also lists Metallica with a note that they quit over creative differences after two days and none of their music is included, but they are included in the playbill to piss them off and sell some tickets. Yeah. It's hit and miss. But you can enjoy it all here" http://www.playbillvault.com/Show/Detail/Whos_who/14041/Hedwig-and-the-Angry-Inch The fake Hurt Locker thing starts on page 12. There are some funny bits. Some of the upcoming productions like: "The Entire Bible" performed by Fiona Shaw From "The Bible" written by God "Jesus Christ, That was Long"...Staten Island Gazette Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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