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Give the photographer who took this a massive raise.

Orton thinks he's cute with his belts.....

My favorite part of this story is that a woman who is nearly 40 thinks it is acceptable to go around calling people and friends "Fuck Face" at an event she's working like she's a Billy Ripken baseball card.

How in the fuck is that an insult?

I ... can't look away ...

She broke down crying meeting Lita for fucks sake I met the Hulkster as a kid and kept my shit solid

Lita become Lita by fucking one man and one man only. AJ needs to fuck El Dandy. Who are you to fuck El Dandy? That was someone's sig for a while after I said it the first time

Daniel Bryan shows up and grabs both belts. Match awarded to Orton

Why, WHY would you go for two. The fact that they could have tied it shouldn't have even been a reality given how many turnovers they had. Fuck the Redskins. Move them to Toronto.

Well, he's Punk and she has a vagina, so yeah, probably.

They need an Ethiopian Ryback who when he says Feed Me More it's because he's really hungry

Is there a rule that says that once per calendar year there has to be a "Cena ties someone up/gets tied up" finish? Who is booking this, Chris Claremont?

I just said this on twitter, but I'll say it here also. That pause before removing the belts sums up everything I hate about Orton. So robotic, so stiff, so planned.And it isn't a character thing, either. He's done this since day one. Cena is a natural, Orton is a play actor.

Hilarious typo from Meltz. Tit's O'Neil is on vacation, I'm Veronica Corningstone

Oh my God, Tony Romo. You did not. OH MY GOD. HE DID. But seriously... get the man some defense. This team could really be something if they had one.

I am also enjoying this because Fowler is getting what he deserves for rooting for Dallas for a week

Incredible catch from Dez there..

Jesus fuck Dallas don't do this to me.

Panthers black uniforms are quite possibly the pimpest in the league. Absolute Bobby Dazzlers.

Blame Tim Brayton's ongoing Toho Kaiju project, and that awesome new Godzilla teaser.

I know a whole lotta a people who are Browns fans at the moment

I don't like Ryback, but I really don't like you.

Blue Wolf.

That just looks so incredibly depressing.

Drew Mac got the shakes after reading that report.

Except for that god-awful name. 'Kofi Evan' with a slightly skewed pronunciation would be much better. Imagine the treasure of UN references.

That looks like a bearded Mr Fuji.

Fuck yeah.

Before - After -

She has that divas injury where she turned 35.

Or he's disgusted because nobody cleaned the grille at IHOP.

Gimme a break.

Lions are, actually, somewhat inexplicably, still completely in control of their own destiny. But having to rely on them to actually, you know, win the games is not something that fills me with confidence.

Ryan Fitzpatrick was desperate to throw a pick in OT and he would not be denied

... of all the movies...

No

What, it looked like a model?

Well, there's like four options. 1. Cena wins both titles! 2. Orton wins both titles through chicanery! 3. Neither wins both titles, and we're back where we started. 4. someone else leaves with the belts. I'd say, in order of likelihood, options 3 and 1 are the most likely. Option 4 would be pretty interesting, and would have probably worked better if a) money in the bank were still in play and b) they had someone decent to actually pull it off. Of course, they could always do the kick wham pedigree rout to have the belts go to Triple H, but does anyone actually want that? A far better option would be for Undertaker to somehow come into possession of the belts and just start defending them once a year at Wrestlemania.

Just how bad are the Falcons? They are in serious danger of losing a game where they got 7 turnovers

It was really an epic war between two elder gods. Over the years I have started putting it above Savage/Steamboat. Which is in no way a slight to that match. Savage and Warrior also had a good series in 1989 at the house shows that were taped.

Syphilis is the one that causes insanity, right?

She hopes she can change him.

You guys are no-selling the big blue cage.