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They should start a promotion called Wrestling is Painful and have Harley Race rough all these nerds up for 90 minutes, then have the reunited Steiner brothers stiff the shit out of people who try slow motion and/or grenade throwing spots.

This Chikara stuff is pretty stupid. who has time to find some secret DVDs and decode cryptic messages. I barely have time to watch a fucking 3 hour DVD, even when it is shipped directly to my house. Chikara: Hey....go find a DVD in a parking lot that someone may have left there. Me: I have a job. Go fuck yourself.

I think cancer having Ian Rotten is more appropriate.

You are a drooling malcontent idiot.

See that's all I knew, but I thought nate was referring to something new. It kills me because my son keeps asking when Chikara is coming back and I have to tell him "Son, they hate you." Thanks Mike Quackenbush. Thanks a lot.

I'm making my own at home.You have pubes long enough to do that? I'll PM you.

A whole disc of Terry Funk ones.

He'll beat it. Not even cancer wants to be associated with Ian Rotten

My heart bleeds for poor, mistreated Viacom...

Joint pain

There are weekends where you DON'T feel sorry for the Browns?

Bruno at the famous Olympic Auditorium in El Lay.

I have Time Warner, and I didn't know until they started advertising the debut of FS1 that I even had the Speed Network. I don't have any special sports package, and I get ESPN, ESPN2, FSOhio, and the Big Ten Network - and all are in the 1-99 channel range. Speed was 317, bunched with a bunch of other sports channels you cannot get without the sports package - such as Fox Soccer, which was 318. Now FS1 occupies 317 instead of Speed, and FXX is on 318, but I do not get it either. But it is odd, now FXX is a comedy themed channel in the middle of a sea of sports networks. Ban plz.

Well, that last Chikara show did have a dude that shoulderblocked himself through a glass door in a fit of anger at the ending, so who knows just how deep the rabbit hole is for them.

As much as I go on about hating talking in modern wrestling, the 87 Slammies was a super fun hour of TV. Hacksaw and Harley Race fighting all over the building. The Hart Foundation break dancing as Honky Tonk Man sings and the big musical number to close the show. I love how during the number, Bobby Heenan is all beat up.

See now you just made an enemy for life.

They're just trying to reach that cross-section of fans that are both marks and Bronies. Bronies love fedoras.

The ratings were down because it was a national holiday. Don't see why no one gets that.

You should have queitly backed away from your Luther opinion. How is that NOT a good show? Top notch acting and writing. Again I point to the Alice Morgan interrogation scene in the first episode. It's not even an arguement, it's a fantastic scene.

Silly me, but the league I have Peyton and Demaryius in is a money league, but I didn't bother to look at how much the dues were until today because I figured it would be around $20 or $25. One-hundred motherfucking dollars. Last time I respond to a buddy asking me to join a league at the last minute because they had an opening. I need Peyton to play like this every week because if my wife finds out I blew $100 on fantasy football she'll have my nuts in a sling.

The Rock and McG are working on a big-screen version of the television show, The Fall Guy. Despite the notion that this movie will probably blow goats because of the Dwayne Johnson Rule (Any franchise that The Rock starts on his own will suck. Any dying franchise the Rock signs up with will rule), I am on board if The Rock breaks out a guitar and sings the theme song, The Unknown Stuntman, and if Lee Majors shows up in a cameo.

Woke up this morning to see Peypey got me another TD while I was sleeping. Felt like this:

That's not heckling, that's fucking hilarious.

Hahahahah yes yes! ALL THE FANTASY POINTS.

I have to be honest the Robocop trailer looked like shit to me. Looks like they went with explosions over substance which is no surprise but..

Looks like they are scraping everything but the most basic concept, which is a good move, because they couldn't possibly live up to the original.

Thank you fellas, so long, giant redskins t-shirt

This was the point I was trying to make in the Land of Confusion forum. You don't know who Iceman Parsons is??? I don't wanna live on this planet anymore...

And the award for saddest post of 2013 goes to....

Sylvester LaFort taking over HHH's spot is my new goal in life."I AM HERE TO MAKE ZE MONEY!"He's sort of like a uber-capitalist Baron Von Rashcke.

The uber nerd stuff doesn't bother me so much because...you know... they have a guy wrestling an old timey baseball player gimmick. I just want there to be a King of Trios tournament. Also I want a good indy to come to Chicago, coz I get bored and lonely. Also, has anyone here been to any of the Wrestling Is... events? Are any of them any good?

Actually I think the dead parents, uncle he indirectly caused to be killed, crippling debt, having to care for his elderly aunt and an army of super powered psychos who want him dead are bigger problems.

Most of them are dead or close to it apparently.

CONCACAF assigning a Mexican ref to work the US/Costa Rica match is fucking amazing too

I am stunned by how many of you in your 30's are crabbing about being old, acting old, feeling old, etc. Sure, sometimes, when I think about how I first joined this board in like '99/2000, I feel a little overwhelmed by how long ago that was. But I agree with whoever was quoting Dean that your early twenties are often barely worth remembering. I wouldn't trade 35 for 25 and I am damn sure looking forward to my 40's. 35 to 50 is prime adulthood right there, when we ought to be operating at peak faculty. I mean, shit, it's not like we're 70. Then again, my Dad is 73 and he runs circles around most men half his age. Age to me is entirely mental -- the physical signs are a blessing that keep me from overdoing it and treating my body like garbage, which I did from like 15 to 30.

Same here. It's awesome looking at the scoreboard, realizing it's only Friday, and I'm already up 89 points.

They are crucial to those series, but not so much for X-Men at the time. In the X-Factor issues, it leads to Angel losing his wings and becoming Archangel.

Not their worst individually: http://www.mmajunkie.com/news/2012/12/the-ultimate-fighter-16-ratings-episode-no-12-draws-678000-viewers Damn, I stand corrected. Is it crazy I barely remember TUF 16? TUF 16 was pretty forgettable so its understandable. Colton Smith doesn't look like he will be amounting to much as it is. Ricci vs. Smith is the only TUF final I haven't watched. That's saying something.

Was that Invisible Steve Tasker that caused that touchback?

That's what my dad said when I said I was getting married.

....WHO ARE THE AD WIZARDS WHO CAME UP WITH THIS ONE?

We thought we were getting sleaze. But what we got was... unremarkable.

Wait, what? http://www.autopsyfiles.org/reports/Celebs/fatu,%20edward_report.pdf He... He... Jewmaga? I denounce myself.

BTW - this is also Dean's way of saying that if the board goes down over the next couple of days don't be all OMG! THE BOARD IS DOWN AGAIN!!! I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO READ FOR FIVE MINUTES!!! YOU GUYS SUCK!!!

[W.H.]Obsession is the fairest condition of Man. In most forms it distracts him from his own imminent death. In the best forms it directs him to it. This chicken tastes like shoe.[W.H]

It's a good thing Mr. & Mrs. Rantula didn't name their son Joseph. "J. Rantula" wouldn't have worked nearly as well.

HHH likes to do a lot of things, many of them piss all of us off, but one of those things he likes to do is lose at Wrestlemania to make someone (Cena, Batista, that Boreton guy, the original Vanilla Midget)