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They should start a promotion called Wrestling is Painful and have Harley Race rough all these nerds up for 90 minutes, then have the reunited Steiner brothers stiff the shit out of people who try slow motion and/or grenade throwing spots.

This Chikara stuff is pretty stupid. who has time to find some secret DVDs and decode cryptic messages. I barely have time to watch a fucking 3 hour DVD, even when it is shipped directly to my house. Chikara: Hey....go find a DVD in a parking lot that someone may have left there. Me: I have a job. Go fuck yourself.

I think cancer having Ian Rotten is more appropriate.

You are a drooling malcontent idiot.

See that's all I knew, but I thought nate was referring to something new. It kills me because my son keeps asking when Chikara is coming back and I have to tell him "Son, they hate you." Thanks Mike Quackenbush. Thanks a lot.

I'm making my own at home.You have pubes long enough to do that? I'll PM you.

A whole disc of Terry Funk ones.

He'll beat it. Not even cancer wants to be associated with Ian Rotten

My heart bleeds for poor, mistreated Viacom...

Joint pain

There are weekends where you DON'T feel sorry for the Browns?

Bruno at the famous Olympic Auditorium in El Lay.

I have Time Warner, and I didn't know until they started advertising the debut of FS1 that I even had the Speed Network. I don't have any special sports package, and I get ESPN, ESPN2, FSOhio, and the Big Ten Network - and all are in the 1-99 channel range. Speed was 317, bunched with a bunch of other sports channels you cannot get without the sports package - such as Fox Soccer, which was 318. Now FS1 occupies 317 instead of Speed, and FXX is on 318, but I do not get it either. But it is odd, now FXX is a comedy themed channel in the middle of a sea of sports networks. Ban plz.

Well, that last Chikara show did have a dude that shoulderblocked himself through a glass door in a fit of anger at the ending, so who knows just how deep the rabbit hole is for them.

As much as I go on about hating talking in modern wrestling, the 87 Slammies was a super fun hour of TV. Hacksaw and Harley Race fighting all over the building. The Hart Foundation break dancing as Honky Tonk Man sings and the big musical number to close the show. I love how during the number, Bobby Heenan is all beat up.

See now you just made an enemy for life.

They're just trying to reach that cross-section of fans that are both marks and Bronies. Bronies love fedoras.

The ratings were down because it was a national holiday. Don't see why no one gets that.

You should have queitly backed away from your Luther opinion. How is that NOT a good show? Top notch acting and writing. Again I point to the Alice Morgan interrogation scene in the first episode. It's not even an arguement, it's a fantastic scene.

Silly me, but the league I have Peyton and Demaryius in is a money league, but I didn't bother to look at how much the dues were until today because I figured it would be around $20 or $25. One-hundred motherfucking dollars. Last time I respond to a buddy asking me to join a league at the last minute because they had an opening. I need Peyton to play like this every week because if my wife finds out I blew $100 on fantasy football she'll have my nuts in a sling.

The Rock and McG are working on a big-screen version of the television show, The Fall Guy. Despite the notion that this movie will probably blow goats because of the Dwayne Johnson Rule (Any franchise that The Rock starts on his own will suck. Any dying franchise the Rock signs up with will rule), I am on board if The Rock breaks out a guitar and sings the theme song, The Unknown Stuntman, and if Lee Majors shows up in a cameo.

Woke up this morning to see Peypey got me another TD while I was sleeping. Felt like this:

That's not heckling, that's fucking hilarious.

Hahahahah yes yes! ALL THE FANTASY POINTS.

I have to be honest the Robocop trailer looked like shit to me. Looks like they went with explosions over substance which is no surprise but..

Looks like they are scraping everything but the most basic concept, which is a good move, because they couldn't possibly live up to the original.

Thank you fellas, so long, giant redskins t-shirt

This was the point I was trying to make in the Land of Confusion forum. You don't know who Iceman Parsons is??? I don't wanna live on this planet anymore...

And the award for saddest post of 2013 goes to....

Did 3MB do something super heelish? I'm still confused as to why Big Show is so happpy to murder the fuck out of a relatively pathetic Heath Slater as he begs for his life, but is reduced to tears at the thought of even just competing against Daniel Bryan, who is well-nigh indestrctible and basically said "Just bring it, you big dumb fuck!"

I WANNA TALK TO SAMPSON FLY ME TO THE MOON LIKE THAT BITCH ALICE KRAMDEN

Ban plz. THAT'S MAH LINE!

37 I find it hysterical that this thread started out with people thinking we were all in our 20's.

Jokes don't work in print sometimes My humor sensor has been defective since a new co-worker started in February. Now I'm just angry all the time.

I tried Batman's Special Combo moves presses (A+X for Special Combo Bat Swarm, A+B for Special Combo Multi Ground Takedown and X+Y for Special Combo Disarm and Destory) when playing with Nightwing, Robin and Catwoman in the challenge combat maps. Some work better than others, Nightwing had the best. When the number flashes, that's the time I use a Special Combo Move. It's a X5 combo to use the Special Combo Moves and five after that etc. right?

Not just this set, any set. The only time the early days got any love was when they released a set solely dedicated to that. With anything else they do that involves best Raw matches or moments, pre Attitude era is very underrepresented.

FUCK YEAH! ALL THE FANTASY POINTS!

Did someone on the Ravens tell Peyton to go get his effing shinebox before the game?

Barood was good, but Romeo Rapta was the discerning fan's choice.

...and job it out 6 days later. So let me get this straight: You whiny folk want Bryan to win the title on Monday, job it back to Orton at Night Of Champions, and never win it again? That's better booking than the last few weeks of WWE?GIVE THIS MAN THE BOOK I said nothing like that. All I did was refer to the moment where Lex finally got a total victory over the nWo and had the locker room celebrate with him without having it ripped away from him through the usual nWo bullshit. But nice to jump to wild and stupid conclusions. And please get new material...you've used GIVE THIS MAN THE BOOK on me already. Sorry, pal - I won't rest until your flawless booking strategy is implemented. Now, pardon me, I have to go die laughing at the notion that, 24 pages in, *I* am the person in this ridiculous thread that is jumping to stupid conclusions.

Pro Wrestling Respect had a one day tourney at the end of June. AIW is doing another tournament, a tag team one on November 1st. "Pro Wrestling Respect?" Is Tony Kozina their minis champion?

Getting right into it. BAILEY/CHARLOTTE vs. ALICIA FOXX/AKSANA This was a decent little match. It pitted Aksana and Alicia's experience and athleticism (Alex Riley compared Alicia to Jackie Joyner Kersey) against Bailey and Charlotte's newcomer status. The heels exploited Bailey's awestruck nature against her, luring her into a devious trap by acting like they wanted to hug her. The heels beat up on Bailey for a bit -- nothing too interesting, save for a nice Northern Lights from Alicia. Charlotte did a great job as a second, especially during the heat segment on Bailey. Bailey countered with a "hug plex" of her own into a hot tag to Charlotte. Charlotte's really athletic. She busted out the corner flip from her father AND also got caught going to the top rope. However, her tumbling background makes her seemingly impervious to her father's one, true weakness of going to the air. Bailey tagged in w/o Charlotte's knowledge, causing some friction. End got awkward because the heels went to work over Bailey some more. Alicia kicked Aksana and Bailey rolled her up for the flash pin. Alex Riley compares Alicia to Jackie Joyner Kersey right at her intro. That's really great. Bailey is so adorable as her awestruck self. Charlotte does a great second. Bailey HUG PLUS. LeFort, Scott Dawson and Rusev were in the back hanging out. Dawson is a pretty great little dumbass stooge. Rusev broke a board over his knee that said "MASON" on it while he grunted. This is the best stable in pro wrestling right now. It's a French moneygrubbing scumbag, some redneck idiot and a Bulgarian tae-kwon-do afficianado. We live in a post-racial world. LeFort also exclaims that, upon victory, he will take the money he makes and bring his charges to SIZLLER! "Sizzler? MY FAVORITE!" This is the best promo ever. Rik Victor vs. Cory Graves. Rik Victor's Twitter handle is "RikVictor69" which makes perfect sense, considering his fading hairline/mullet/middle-relief-pitcher facial hair trifecta. Cory Graves is the epitome of the jock who discovered hardcore in college and is the worst. Fun little start. Victor dangles the stolen tag title like a total troll. Graves whips his denim sleeveless jacket in Victor's face to gain heated advantage. Match revolves around Victor attacking Cory's rips that were busted up from a diabolical attack by The Ascension just last week. Victor dumped Cory rib-first onto the top rope that sent Graves to the floor as a transition to commercial. VIctor did a nice dickish spot by dropping a knee across Graves' ribs and then rubbing his leg across it. Victor slithered around like a snake and taunted Graves into slapping at him. Victor dodged and legitimately went "HAHAHAHAHAHA" just like that. Cory transitions with a lot of punches. The end sequence comes when Conor O'Brien hopped onto the apron to interfere. Adrian Neville came into the ring and bumped him off before launching over the ropes onto him. Victor gained advantage and was about to hit some move off his shoulders when Graves rolled him up.The story itself was a simple "jerk heel targets body part he injured before match" thing. It was structured well But essentially 95% of this match was stomps to the ribs or punches from Cory Graves. Both dudes are also really indie-level hokey, with Victor's evil laugh and Graves attempt at selling rib damage. So this match was really boring. Take the same structure, place it with some charismatic wrestlers, throw in more than just one or two "wow" spots and this would be really good.Summer continues her corruption of Sasha in the locker room. Summer is such a great egotist. The divas division will always have a mean girl (it's just the archtype) and she does it way, way, way better than the Bellas do.Paige gets interviewed by Renee and explains what being an anti-diva means. "I'm not here to be a cover girl. I'm here to cover girls." Good, quick tough promo.LaFort does his intro of Rusev -- he's the greatest manager ECWA never had. Rusev neatly rolls up his pleather entrance gear before placing it on the mat to do some weird stomps and breaking his SECOND wooden board of the night. The ring announcer does a great "Who the f is this dude?" face to sell it. Rusev vs. Mason Ryan in a big man battle. Rusev has a LOT of potential. Dude can move and is huge. Pretty average match that ends when LaFort and Dawson run interference, letting him end up with a Camel Clutch.Sami Zayn vs. Jack Swagger -- This match just feels like it's going to be good right from the start. Sami just has "it" -- and in a pure babyface manner. I don't see a way he could EVER be heel. He totally has that Sting/Steamboat vibe. Opening sequence sees Sami get the advantage over Jack by using his quickness. The crowd is REALLY into him. There's a great "no spot" -- Sami got Jack to the floor, who was getting advice from Zeb. Sami went like he was going to go for one of his dives but instead jumped onto the apron. He then did some springboard flip thing back into the ring and made a "not yet" taunt to Jack as the crowd went nuts and did the Ole chant. The guy is a STAR. Jack got control after Zeb distracted Sami on the floor. Jack really brought the mean and laid it in hard to Sami, who did a 720 flip off of a short clothesline. Sami spends the rest of the match going for bombs -- his crazy flip dive to the floor, an insane powerbomb from the top, etc. -- while Jack holds on by using his power moves and trying to get his Patriot Lock on. Bo Dallas comes in to "cheer" Sami on. The brief distraction gives Swagger the opportunity to hook The Patriot Lock on a second time for a the tap-out win.The last match was AWESOME. Sami knows how to time his spots magically, has the right glances to get the crowd into him, sells, etc. This was just a great showcase on his end with Jack Swagger bringing it like he did ala ECW. Sami's one of the Top 5 guys in the company right now. This was on par with anything else this year. It wasn't as good as the two SummerSlam epics. The Cesaro match was better because the 2-out-of-3 falls allowed for a lot more rad stuff (chinlock tap out) but this was just an absolutely heated one on one battle.I love this show so much. Never change, NXT.

Yeah, I love that Randy has been picking up clean wins over all kinds of guys since the heel turn. Sure, he's an evil prick, but he's a damn good one. And it re-enforces the idea that he might be scared of Bryan, since he hasn't needed back up for all these other schmucks.

A dude who has been my friend for about 20 years made it through all the surgery and chemo and is now officially CANCER FREE!

No Bunkhouse Buck = no buys He's building suspense, so when Buck finally arrives, the crowd will explode.