Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 4 hours ago, bink_winkleman said: This Wrestlemania is gonna be such a shitshow. The highlight might be Flair facing off with Snoop Dogg. That said, it will still be better than that flaming pile of shit Jason Goes to Hell. I marathon as many as F13s as I can every Friday the 13th, but that fucking garbage never gets any play. Damn the 90s sucked. Freddy's claw dragging Jason's mask down to hell, setting up Freddy vs. Jason alone makes JGTH worthwhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 4 hours ago, bink_winkleman said: This Wrestlemania is gonna be such a shitshow. The highlight might be Flair facing off with Snoop Dogg. That said, it will still be better than that flaming pile of shit Jason Goes to Hell. I marathon as many as F13s as I can every Friday the 13th, but that fucking garbage never gets any play. Damn the 90s sucked. double post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 From "Kruegercast" on Pocast One: "Christ. I'm a fucking professional. You think I don't know to make Jason look really really strong? No. I was planning on just turning into a giant worm and eating him in like the first five minutes. Fuck sakes. I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. Yeah. I'll make Jas look strong. I'll fuckin make him real strong. If you don't fuck up his push by sending him to space or something." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bink_winkleman Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 The "only a Voorhies woman" nonsense would be like if Paul Bearer never existed but Shane came out to Mania this year with a magic urn and took away Taker's powers. And we didn't get FvJ for ten more years, so it was hardly any more meaningful than Freddy's claw in Evil Dead 2. Plus those years of speculation just made us disappointed that no Pinhead, Ash or even Kane Hodder made the final cut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bink_winkleman Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 7 minutes ago, piranesi said: From "Kruegercast" on Pocast One: "Christ. I'm a fucking professional. You think I don't know to make Jason look really really strong? No. I was planning on just turning into a giant worm and eating him in like the first five minutes. Fuck sakes. I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. Yeah. I'll make Jas look strong. I'll fuckin make him real strong. If you don't fuck up his push by sending him to space or something." Now Jason X - THAT is an underrated film. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Jason X was like Hogan at Wrestlemania VII. It's good but not what we all expected or wanted. Hogan and Flair finally happens with box office success but maybe a few years later than it should have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 The idea that, of all the characters in the entire fictional pantheon, PAMELA VORHEES had another child that she just kind of didn't pay attention to or bother to mention or think was any kind of big deal is so...so fucking dumb. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bink_winkleman Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Jason's cornfield scene in FvJ is probably the most enjoyable part of either series. I guess for Mania, Vince is Freddy trying to control the lone monster Taker/Jason to do his bidding. Shane is a van full of Elm Street kids, fighting off the monster but just maybe using the monster to his advantage to take out the actual bad guy. And like Jason, Taker is neither scared of water nor his fucking sibling, so that's all really stupid and shouldn't be brought into it at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 So which member of the Mean Street Posse is Johnny Depp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bink_winkleman Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Well Pete Gas is the only one anyone can still name, so maybe him? But as Depp was the only legit actor playing a teen jobber, Rodney was the only legit wrestler, so maybe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 I thought Joey Abs was the indy wrestler, Jason Arndt (sp) from Omega and various mid atlantic indies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Fuck Jason Goes To Hell. Just a fucking terrible movie. Jason X hits all the right notes for a so bad it's kinda good film Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zac_Fu Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 You fuckers talking how Freddy versus Jason got booked and how Ash, Pinhead, and Kane Hodder got Montrealed makes me glad i come here. Just sayin'. That said, fuck every Hellraiser after two. Any new cenobites were MSP grade shit. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 21 minutes ago, odessasteps said: I thought Joey Abs was the indy wrestler, Jason Arndt (sp) from Omega and various mid atlantic indies. Correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bink_winkleman Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Indeed that is correct, and me making that mistake only strengthens the case for Depp being the Pete Gas. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 I'm so proud to see where this thread has gone because of me. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.H. Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Hey Hellraiser: Bloodline isn't o bad until you get to the giant Lament Configuration... IN SPACE~! I might be the only asshole who likes Hellraiser: Inferno for its attempt to lure the viewer in with the mediocre Noir crime movie only to pull a "Curt Hennig joins the NWO" and have the cenobites at the very end. I mean these aren't great movies or anything but I can watch and enjoy them (sometimes for all the right reasons, most of the time for all the wrong) Also, Inferno finally gave closure to the first movie James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zac_Fu Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 The comics did more with the story and mythos, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.H. Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 I could read that Hellraiser/Nightbreed war all day! James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 55 minutes ago, bink_winkleman said: Indeed that is correct, and me making that mistake only strengthens the case for Depp being the Pete Gas. Who would Kevin Bacon be since he was in Friday the 13th, Rodney or Joey Abs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Look we can all agree that Roman Reigns is a big walking, talking Van Helsing right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godfrey Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Jason X ruled cause it had lines like "This sucks" before someone was sucked into space and "He's screwed" after a guy got impaled on a giant screw. I really appreciate that kind of high brow wordplay. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Jason Goes to Hell at least dabbled in backstory. We don't even know who Roman Reigns is. Is he S.W.A.T. when he's not wrestling? Six years later the most I know about Dolph Ziggler is that his name is Dolph Ziggler. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bink_winkleman Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 I was trying to work the Bacon into my earlier comment but couldn't get anything to sizzle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 23 minutes ago, Niners Fan in CT said: Jason Goes to Hell at least dabbled in backstory. We don't even know who Roman Reigns is. Is he S.W.A.T. when he's not wrestling? Six years later the most I know about Dolph Ziggler is that his name is Dolph Ziggler. Roman is part of a Samoan Swat Team, that may or may not shrink their victims heads. Dolph likes to show off and listens to bad 80s hair metal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now