DreamBroken Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 *Taped for Xplosion: Grado def. DJ Z TNA Impact Wrestling - Airing July 15th & July 22nd and some July 29th from Orlando, FL *Kurt Angle def. Ethan Carter III via DQ when EC3 punched the referee in the World Title rematch. *Dixie Carter made her return to TNA with a babyface promo. Dixie repented for her past actions and talked about the Carters abusing their power and said what EC3 has done is wrong. *Brooke def. Marti Bell to retain the knockouts championship *Dixie Carter came to the ring for a staff meeting. Dixie announced the new general manager of Impact: Bully Ray. Bully came out and put over the roster, promising to take TNA to the promised land. *Drew Galloway won a 20 Man Battle Royal to earn a world title shot. *Matt Hardy def. Bobby Roode in a Tables Match *The Wolves def. The BDC (Kenny King & Hernandez) to retain the TNA Tag Team Championships. *Ethan Carter III def. Drew Galloway to retain the TNA Worlds Heavyweight Championship when Eli Drake interfered and turned heel on Drew. *James Storm promo with the Revolution led to Khoya turning face after Storm slapped him too many times. Khoya declared his name is Mahabali Shera and he loves his country. *Bully Ray suspended Eli Drake for a week due to his actions in the title match. Bully talked about wanting to strip EC3 of the title. Bully ended up announcing contenders matches with EC3 getting to pick their stipulations. *Bram def. Magnus in a street fight. After the match, James Storm attacked Magnus *Matt Hardy def. Bram, Eric Young, & Hernandez in a Ladder Match to become #1 contender to the world title. During the match, Mr. Anderson interfered to attack Bram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 *Dixie Carter came to the ring for a staff meeting. Dixie announced the new general manager of Impact: Bully Ray. Bully came out and put over the roster, promising to take TNA to the promised land. Isn't "taken to the promised land" a euphemism commonly used in newspaper obituaries? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 *Dixie Carter came to the ring for a staff meeting. Dixie announced the new general manager of Impact: Bully Ray. Bully came out and put over the roster, promising to take TNA to the promised land. Isn't "taken to the promised land" a euphemism commonly used in newspaper obituaries? Often, esp. in the South. Omg ... who knew that TNA was actually an elderly black woman?? SWERVE~!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerjeRUN Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Dixie Carter back on TV in her most inept role, that of the wonk eyed babyface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Notably, they did plant the seed for Drake's turn a few shows ago when Drew had to pick one tag team partner out of The Rising and went with Micah. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Sure, but who wouldn't pick Haku's kid? Who'd want to risk pissing his dad off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGFanJay Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Dixie's opening promo was bizarre, but compelling. Bully coming out in a pleather sports coat amused me. I gave zero fucks about the battle royal. Once it started with Crazzy Steve, I was reminded about how dead the company is. This sucked. Anderson-Tenay interview was okay, I suppose. X Title four way was a lot of fun, botched finish aside. Women's match was sloppy and had an even more botched finish. World title match wasn't much, but the Eli turn was...okay I guess. Eli isn't going to #standup, but will he #showhisimpact or #jointheforce? http://www.f4wonline.com/more/more-top-stories/100-tna/43570-tna-impact-wrestling-july-15-results-a-recap-every-singles-title-on-the-line Screens - #knockouts http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/hotdxtmx6dli0hh87rg7tv5mchf08kip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamal Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Taryn/Brooke was kind of a mess, but worth it for the return of "no-nonsense, I got new moves" Gail Kim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I passed out while Bully was talking so I clearly didn't miss much. I loved all the crowd shot inserts the had to put in to avoid showing Hernandez's face. It was very WCCW/USWA ish Billy Corgan is Jericho-fat and couldn't be bothered to lower his hoodie because... reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Bully: "LET'S DO WHAT TNA DOES BEST!" *gunshots and cries of pain as everyone shoots themselves in the foot* Surprised no one else caught the other big return last night: THE FIRE BREATHIN' TWITTAH MACHINE! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamBroken Posted July 17, 2015 Author Share Posted July 17, 2015 Sad to see Taryn's record reign end in such a horrible way. Awful choice. I enjoy Hernandez so sucks that they have to awkwardly edit him out now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 They just should put a blue dot over his head. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerjeRUN Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 They just should put a blue dot over his head. That would actually be hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Sweetser Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Video distort him, like Flair's belt in '91. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafkonia Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Video distort him, like Flair's belt in '91. It's too bad they alienated Stevie Richards. They could have just CGI'd him in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianChris Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 They could just renact the parts with Hernandez with a fake crowd, like the Angle/Taker draw from SD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGFanJay Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 This show was almost 100% completely devoid of good. http://www.f4wonline.com/more/more-top-stories/100-tna/43694-tna-impact-wrestling-july-22-results-a-recap-hardy-vs-roode-spud-vs-eric-young Screens - TNA, where you get the word of the Bible and Jeff Jarrett on equal footing.ONLY 201 AVAILABLE LEFT IN THE WORLD! http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/5aw35pvh2c2tzmcqtxjiag7ne79mtpvz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Serena still looks pretty damn good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamal Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 The highlight of the show was Serena's appearance. I did like the KO segment with Unhinged Taryn, Brooke, and Gail coming out to kick Dollhouse ass. I'm thinking this leads to a triple threat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGFanJay Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 TNA did fuck-all with this show, but did really build up Jeff Jarrett as this top-level wrestling icon. It was like we traveled back in time to Planet Jarrett, only with Ninja Gail Kim. http://www.f4wonline.com/more/more-top-stories/100-tna/43823-tna-impact-july-29-tv-report-jeff-jarrett-hall-of-fame-induction Screens - In Jeff We Trust http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/0owexn1pvw56ofav908fkc9vw2bibrjb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 All tushy, all tha time! It truly is T'n'A! (I kid.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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