Zero Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 It is an improvement, but still the absolute worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 At least he's not a walking nightmare anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted February 13, 2014 Author Share Posted February 13, 2014 It probably should have never come down to that shot, but at least he hit it. Fun fact from SC this morning, before last night, LeBron was 0-12 on 3 point shots in the last 10 seconds of a regular season game. Lebron James as Dave Chapelle as Rick James The Golden State Warriors as Charlie Murphy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Is there another athlete who has given less of a fuck than Andrew Bynum? There have been plenty of guys who claimed not to give a fuck, or some that tried to convince you they don't give a fuck, but when it comes to actually not giving a flying fuck, Andrew Bynum is in a class by himself.MAYBE Derrick Coleman?Benoit Benjamin was the all-time champion of giving no fucks unless it was the last month of a contract year. Most notably, he would sometimes "accidentally" bring two left sneakers to practice so that he wouldn't have to participate. So the Andrew Bynum All-Stars starts two centers. I don't think we should consider drug addicts for this, just really talented players who seemed to be trying to get fired so they can still get paid millions of dollars to sit on the couch. I think Marvin Barnes did enough pre-cocaine to merit inclusion, but then again he did always seem to play hard, so I'm split...wait, what am I saying Marvin Barnes is the team captain. Gilbert Arenas shat in a guys shoe, and brought four handguns into the locker room, then gestured like he was shooting his teammates in the huddle after it became a huge news story. Congrats Gil, you have earned the starting point guard spot. We need a guy who always played hard, could get buckets, but would not hesitate to lay hands on you...Jerry Stackhouse welcome to the team. That is actually a pretty good starting five, if we could get all of them giving a fuck at the same time they might win a championship. That is the beauty of the team, there is no way whatsoever all of them would give a fuck at the same time unless...sixth man Stephen Jackson. If we could get Stackhouse and Captain Jack to enforce the rules, could they beat the rest of those guys into playing hard for one season? Would there be a more fun team to follow from afar, than this team. I would hate for them to be on my favorite team, but I would watch every single highlight, read every box score, and try my best to figure out who Stack or Jack had to punch in the face this week at practice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Head coach: Mike Brown. Just because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Is there another athlete who has given less of a fuck than Andrew Bynum? There have been plenty of guys who claimed not to give a fuck, or some that tried to convince you they don't give a fuck, but when it comes to actually not giving a flying fuck, Andrew Bynum is in a class by himself.MAYBE Derrick Coleman?Benoit Benjamin was the all-time champion of giving no fucks unless it was the last month of a contract year. Most notably, he would sometimes "accidentally" bring two left sneakers to practice so that he wouldn't have to participate. So the Andrew Bynum All-Stars starts two centers. I don't think we should consider drug addicts for this, just really talented players who seemed to be trying to get fired so they can still get paid millions of dollars to sit on the couch. I think Marvin Barnes did enough pre-cocaine to merit inclusion, but then again he did always seem to play hard, so I'm split...wait, what am I saying Marvin Barnes is the team captain. Gilbert Arenas shat in a guys shoe, and brought four handguns into the locker room, then gestured like he was shooting his teammates in the huddle after it became a huge news story. Congrats Gil, you have earned the starting point guard spot. We need a guy who always played hard, could get buckets, but would not hesitate to lay hands on you...Jerry Stackhouse welcome to the team. That is actually a pretty good starting five, if we could get all of them giving a fuck at the same time they might win a championship. That is the beauty of the team, there is no way whatsoever all of them would give a fuck at the same time unless...sixth man Stephen Jackson. If we could get Stackhouse and Captain Jack to enforce the rules, could they beat the rest of those guys into playing hard for one season? Would there be a more fun team to follow from afar, than this team. I would hate for them to be on my favorite team, but I would watch every single highlight, read every box score, and try my best to figure out who Stack or Jack had to punch in the face this week at practice. What about Ron Artest ? Does being crazy count for this team? EDIT; Forget Artest, Eddy Curry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greggulator Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 We should do an All-Star Break "Game of The Year" list like we would for wrestling. THIS SEASON HAS BEEN SO GOOD!My Top Games: 1) Blazers/Pacers 1 (The Blazers have arrived!) 2) Blazers/Pacers 2 (The Pacers are amazing!) 3) Golden State's Comeback Against The Raptors. 4) Sixers beat The Heat on opening night! 5) GSW/Heat last night, with one of the best final few minutes of basketball in memory.I'm sure I'm missing some others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 You could put the two GSW/OKC games in there, Mavs/Rockets 2(with the comeback) and Mavs/Blazers 1(with the Monta buzzer beater). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Is there another athlete who has given less of a fuck than Andrew Bynum? There have been plenty of guys who claimed not to give a fuck, or some that tried to convince you they don't give a fuck, but when it comes to actually not giving a flying fuck, Andrew Bynum is in a class by himself.MAYBE Derrick Coleman?Benoit Benjamin was the all-time champion of giving no fucks unless it was the last month of a contract year. Most notably, he would sometimes "accidentally" bring two left sneakers to practice so that he wouldn't have to participate. So the Andrew Bynum All-Stars starts two centers. I don't think we should consider drug addicts for this, just really talented players who seemed to be trying to get fired so they can still get paid millions of dollars to sit on the couch. I think Marvin Barnes did enough pre-cocaine to merit inclusion, but then again he did always seem to play hard, so I'm split...wait, what am I saying Marvin Barnes is the team captain. Gilbert Arenas shat in a guys shoe, and brought four handguns into the locker room, then gestured like he was shooting his teammates in the huddle after it became a huge news story. Congrats Gil, you have earned the starting point guard spot. We need a guy who always played hard, could get buckets, but would not hesitate to lay hands on you...Jerry Stackhouse welcome to the team. That is actually a pretty good starting five, if we could get all of them giving a fuck at the same time they might win a championship. That is the beauty of the team, there is no way whatsoever all of them would give a fuck at the same time unless...sixth man Stephen Jackson. If we could get Stackhouse and Captain Jack to enforce the rules, could they beat the rest of those guys into playing hard for one season? Would there be a more fun team to follow from afar, than this team. I would hate for them to be on my favorite team, but I would watch every single highlight, read every box score, and try my best to figure out who Stack or Jack had to punch in the face this week at practice. What about Ron Artest ? Does being crazy count for this team? EDIT; Forget Artest, Eddy Curry! Let's bench Benjamin for Z-bo, and add J.R. Smith and Ron Artest to the bench. That team would be the greatest collection of talent ever, but they would fail so hard. Xavier McDaniel and Stephon Marbury should be here too, but that is just too many guards, and I'm sure someone would die by the All-Star break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 You could throw Lamar Odom, and Derek Fisher on that team too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 I get Odom, but why Fisher? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 I get Odom, but why Fisher? Because with all the ball-stopping this team is going have SOMEONE needs to get a shot off in 0.4 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimLivingston Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Mark Jackson sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlfredoE Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Is this team a "don't give a fuck" all-time list or now including crazy guys because Ron doesn't fit the first category. His craziness got the best of him at times, but he was always very remorseful about doing it, while some of the guys like Bynum never showed any remorse for shit they did and instead kept doing it. I believe RandomAct is mentioning D-Fish for quitting on the Mavs. Same with Odom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie M. Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Bryant Big Country Reeves gave zero fucks about anything but farming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimbra Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Raptors-era Hedo Turkoglu needs to be on the All Don't-Give-A-Fuck team. If we're talking crazy then Matt Barnes and DeShawn Stevenson need to be in the discussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Stevie "Franchise"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Is this team a "don't give a fuck" all-time list or now including crazy guys because Ron doesn't fit the first category. His craziness got the best of him at times, but he was always very remorseful about doing it, while some of the guys like Bynum never showed any remorse for shit they did and instead kept doing it. I believe RandomAct is mentioning D-Fish for quitting on the Mavs. Same with Odom. Yea, I fucked up for mentioning Artest. . . My Bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Billy King has got to be the GM right? And Ted Stepien is the owner. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Baron Davis 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitzkrieg Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Mark Jackson sucks. The last play of last night was really one of those "Mark Jackson out coaches himself" moments. He decides to one-on-one guard Lebron James instead of double or triple teaming him or fouling prior to the shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Two teams are needed: the DGAF All-Stars and the Crazy Ones. Then stage a game. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlfredoE Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Mr. Lake Havasu Cedric Ceballos! I still remember it like it was yesterday. He took a trip mid-season to Lake Havasu without telling anyone. I believe the Lakers traded him the following offseason for Big Shot Rob. That's gotta be one of the more memorable "don't-give-a-fuck" moments in Lakers history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimLivingston Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 He didn't even need to foul. Just not let LeBron get comfortable where he can decide which shot he can take. He walked across the timeline with 10 seconds left. Nobody pressured him as he came across. I know AI is one of the best wing defenders in basketball, but to paraphrase Arn Anderson, "That's no man! That's LeBron James!" Get him out of his comfort zone. Have confidence in your team's ability to switch on defense and make the player YOU want to beat you. Chalmers, Bosh and Allen can all hit threes from either the top of the key or the corner. Battier likes it on the wings. So push LeBron to go one of those ways, especially with Battier on the floor! Jackson had a fucking free throw attempt to sort out his defense! And he decided to do nothing? Get out of here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 The thing with Fisher is that he clearly gives no fucks unless he plays for the Lakers or a top contending team. Odom is just a fuck up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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