nofuture 3,539 Posted April 8 Just now, christopher.annino said: Anybody feel like they gave away the result of Kofi/Bryan when before the match we caught glimpse of the other belt under the crushed velvet sheet? Apparently the put up the championship shirt on WWE's merch store during the match too. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piranesi 15,742 Posted April 8 There are those who believe that fashion here began out there, far across the universe, with tribes of the tasteful who may have been the forefathers of the Chanels, or the Saint-Laurents, or the Cardins. Some believe that there may yet be brothers of man who even now fight to peacock somewhere beyond the sad aisles of a Bealls Outlet. Fleeing from the Marshall's sale rack tyranny, the last Glamouractice, Batista, leads a well-heeled Vucana wool fleet on a lonely quest — a shining planet, known as... BATISTA FASHION WATCH!!!!!!!!!! Tonight: The End???? Probably now that Large David is promoting STOP OR MY FELLOW CAA BUNDLE CLIENT WILL SHOOT! Spoiler Grainy footage taken by Abraham Zapruder's grandson L. Harvey "Red" Zapruder (yeah, suspicious, no?) of Roger Stone rolling up to Dave and Busters to cash in after cornering the market on Super Double Up Power Chips by switching the identities of Michael Flynn Jr. and a homeless man named Billy Ray Valentine. don't ask me how these cryptocurrencies work. Upon exiting the vehicle Roger was heard to be screaming: THERE IS NOTHING IN THE CONTRACT ON THE PLACEMAT ABOUT IT MATTERING HOW I OBTAINED THESE! YOU DON'T KNOW THAT I DIDN'T GET REALLY GOOD AT DOWN THE CLOWN. I HAVE 357 BILLION OF THEM!!! THAT IS THIRTY FIVE THOUSAND SEVEN HUNDRED USB POWERED FANS FOR MY PLAN TO PROVE THERE IS NO GLOBAL WAMRING!!!!! Note: Michael Jr. and Billy Ray are currently vacationing in the Caribbean with a known prostitute while Roger is miserable that he didn't realize he was only 100 more tickets away from winning an Atari Flashback 2 instead. Sad. 4 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D.Z 5,389 Posted April 8 Did Bobby had yellow eyes? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin 4,104 Posted April 8 Shane won. That means there will most likely be a rematch down the line. Kill me. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Natural 23,382 Posted April 8 Fair play to Batista taking a beating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Green Meanie 1,592 Posted April 8 2 minutes ago, christopher.annino said: Anybody feel like they gave away the result of Kofi/Bryan when before the match we caught glimpse of what was obviously the other belt under the crushed velvet sheet? I thought the same when I saw the pedestal and saw the shape of the belt under the curtain. As shame really, as I really really really really liked D-BRY's belt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peck 3,792 Posted April 8 2 minutes ago, christopher.annino said: Anybody feel like they gave away the result of Kofi/Bryan when before the match we caught glimpse of what was obviously the other belt under the crushed velvet sheet? Or putting the new shirt up on WWE Shop before the match. (To be fair, you had to actually search New Day to find it, but still..) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheVileOne 1,874 Posted April 8 (edited) It's time to cut about 2 hours off this thing or split it into two nights. Edited April 8 by TheVileOne 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AaronMLuke 48 Posted April 8 4 minutes ago, Overly Critical Man said: Best Mania in years. Fight me. Nope. Can't fight that. It was easily the best WrestleMania since 30. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheVileOne 1,874 Posted April 8 1 minute ago, Peck said: Or putting the new shirt up on WWE Shop before the match. (To be fair, you had to actually search New Day to find it, but still..) Apparently they were selling shirts like this for both Bryan and Kingston, but oh well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Critts 41 Posted April 8 3 minutes ago, christopher.annino said: Anybody feel like they gave away the result of Kofi/Bryan when before the match we caught glimpse of the other belt under the crushed velvet sheet? I thought the exact same thing as son as they showed the outline of the other belt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheVileOne 1,874 Posted April 8 7 minutes ago, Overly Critical Man said: Best Mania in years. Fight me. 31 was a better show. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
(BP) 4,404 Posted April 8 (edited) I was genuinely concerned about Batista’s condition from the way he was moving in his entrance, and that was before he tripped. He seemed fine once he got going, but I thought we were watching him overdose on benzos. I love that Hunter’s driver was a 70-year-old man in a polo who probably owns the car, but they put Warboy makeup on him like it would disguise that and not make it more noticeable. Edited April 8 by (BP) 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian Fowler 13,164 Posted April 8 Quick thoughts before I go home Great show but way too long Kofi winning was an actual great Mania moment The main event was stiff as hell and really great. 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ARMDRAGON 569 Posted April 8 I thought Nak was hiding Rusev underneath his jacket. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Natural 23,382 Posted April 8 Congratulations to Becky Lynch becoming the WWE RAW/Smackdown Live Women's Championship and Kofi Kingston, the new WWE Champion joining the Grand Slam Club. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian Fowler 13,164 Posted April 8 4 minutes ago, AaronMLuke said: Nope. Can't fight that. It was easily the best WrestleMania since 30. 31 was way the fuck better than 30, but best since then. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piranesi 15,742 Posted April 8 1 minute ago, The Natural said: Congratulations to Becky Lynch becoming the WWE RAW/Smackdown Live Women's Championship and Kofi Kingston, the new WWE Champion joining the Grand Slam Club. Did Vince McMahon's heart grow five sizes during the last booking meeting tonight? Or is it just cocaine-induced congestive coronary failure? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ctapley 19 Posted April 8 Demon Finn vs Vampire Lashley would have been the perfect ECW on SyFy Main Event... 3 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FluffSnackwell 644 Posted April 8 No wonder Lashley couldn't vanquish the Demon. He only went half in with the Lou Ferrigno Incredible Hulk contact lenses. He should've tried out as many coats of green paint as it took to make the transformation complete. Plus that other (hateful bastard) orange Hulk might have even invited him to a cookout. At least throw on a moss colored wig. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bink_winkleman 730 Posted April 8 Crazy forgettable show, and I usually think I'm more positive than most folks, but yikes. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AaronMLuke 48 Posted April 8 1 minute ago, Brian Fowler said: 31 was way the fuck better than 30, but best since then. Agree to disagree. But, being at 30 may make me slightly biased towards 30. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
