WRESTLEMANIA 35 POST SHOW DISCUSSION

[Guest Edwin]

Unintentional meme.

[nofuture]

Just now, christopher.annino said:

Anybody feel like they gave away the result of Kofi/Bryan when before the match we caught glimpse of the other belt under the crushed velvet sheet?

Apparently the put up the championship shirt on WWE's merch store during the match too.

[piranesi]

There are those who believe that fashion here began out there, far across the universe, with tribes of the tasteful who may have been the forefathers of the Chanels, or the Saint-Laurents, or the Cardins. Some believe that there may yet be brothers of man who even now fight to peacock somewhere beyond the sad aisles of a Bealls Outlet. Fleeing from the Marshall's sale rack tyranny, the last Glamouractice, Batista, leads a well-heeled Vucana wool fleet on a lonely quest — a shining planet, known as...

 

 

 

BATISTA FASHION WATCH!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Tonight: The End???? Probably now that Large David is promoting STOP OR MY FELLOW CAA BUNDLE CLIENT WILL SHOOT!

Spoiler

 

Grainy footage taken by Abraham Zapruder's grandson L. Harvey "Red" Zapruder (yeah, suspicious, no?) of Roger Stone rolling up to Dave and Busters to cash in after cornering the market on Super Double Up Power Chips by switching the identities of Michael Flynn Jr. and a homeless man named Billy Ray Valentine. don't ask me how these cryptocurrencies work.

Upon exiting the vehicle Roger was heard to be screaming:

THERE IS NOTHING IN THE CONTRACT ON THE PLACEMAT ABOUT IT MATTERING HOW I OBTAINED THESE! YOU DON'T KNOW THAT I DIDN'T GET REALLY GOOD AT DOWN THE CLOWN. I HAVE 357 BILLION OF THEM!!! THAT IS THIRTY FIVE THOUSAND SEVEN HUNDRED USB POWERED FANS FOR MY PLAN TO PROVE THERE IS NO GLOBAL WAMRING!!!!!

 

Note: Michael Jr. and Billy Ray are currently vacationing in the Caribbean with a known prostitute while Roger is miserable that he didn't realize he was only 100 more tickets away from winning an Atari Flashback 2 instead.

 

Sad.

 

 

[Doragon]

Did Bobby had yellow eyes?

[Guest Edwin]

Shane won. That means there will most likely be a rematch down the line.

Kill me.

[The Natural]

Fair play to Batista taking a beating.

[The Green Meanie]

2 minutes ago, christopher.annino said:

Anybody feel like they gave away the result of Kofi/Bryan when before the match we caught glimpse of what was obviously the other belt under the crushed velvet sheet?

I thought the same when I saw the pedestal and saw the shape of the belt under the curtain.

As shame really, as I really really really really liked D-BRY's belt.

[Peck]

2 minutes ago, christopher.annino said:

Anybody feel like they gave away the result of Kofi/Bryan when before the match we caught glimpse of what was obviously the other belt under the crushed velvet sheet?

Or putting the new shirt up on WWE Shop before the match. (To be fair, you had to actually search New Day to find it, but still..)

[Doragon]

[TheVileOne]

It's time to cut about 2 hours off this thing or split it into two nights. 

Edited April 8, 2019 by TheVileOne

[AaronMLuke]

4 minutes ago, Overly Critical Man said:

Best Mania in years. Fight me. 

Nope. Can't fight that. It was easily the best WrestleMania since 30. 

[TheVileOne]

1 minute ago, Peck said:

Or putting the new shirt up on WWE Shop before the match. (To be fair, you had to actually search New Day to find it, but still..)

Apparently they were selling shirts like this for both Bryan and Kingston, but oh well. 

[Critts]

3 minutes ago, christopher.annino said:

Anybody feel like they gave away the result of Kofi/Bryan when before the match we caught glimpse of the other belt under the crushed velvet sheet?

I thought the exact same thing as son as they showed the outline of the other belt.

[TheVileOne]

7 minutes ago, Overly Critical Man said:

Best Mania in years. Fight me. 

31 was a better show.

[(BP)]

I was genuinely concerned about Batista’s condition from the way he was moving in his entrance, and that was before he tripped. He seemed fine once he got going, but I thought we were watching him overdose on benzos. 

I love that Hunter’s driver was a 70-year-old man in a polo who probably owns the car, but they put Warboy makeup on him like it would disguise that and not make it more noticeable. 

Edited April 8, 2019 by (BP)

[Brian Fowler]

Quick thoughts before I go home

Great show but way too long

Kofi winning was an actual great Mania moment

The main event was stiff as hell and really great.

 

[Guest Edwin]

 

[ARMDRAGON]

I thought Nak was hiding Rusev underneath his jacket. 

[The Natural]

Congratulations to Becky Lynch becoming the WWE RAW/Smackdown Live Women's Championship and Kofi Kingston, the new WWE Champion joining the Grand Slam Club.

[Brian Fowler]

4 minutes ago, AaronMLuke said:

Nope. Can't fight that. It was easily the best WrestleMania since 30. 

31 was way the fuck better than 30, but best since then.

[piranesi]

 

1 minute ago, The Natural said:

Congratulations to Becky Lynch becoming the WWE RAW/Smackdown Live Women's Championship and Kofi Kingston, the new WWE Champion joining the Grand Slam Club. 

Did Vince McMahon's heart grow five sizes during the last booking meeting tonight? Or is it just cocaine-induced congestive coronary failure?

[ctapley]

Demon Finn vs Vampire Lashley would have been the perfect ECW on SyFy Main Event...

[FluffSnackwell]

No wonder Lashley couldn't vanquish the Demon. He only went half in with the Lou Ferrigno Incredible Hulk contact lenses. He should've tried out as many coats of green paint as it took to make the transformation complete. Plus that other (hateful bastard) orange Hulk might have even invited him to a cookout. At least throw on a moss colored wig. 

[bink_winkleman]

Crazy forgettable show, and I usually think I'm more positive than most folks, but yikes. 

[AaronMLuke]

1 minute ago, Brian Fowler said:

31 was way the fuck better than 30, but best since then.

Agree to disagree. But, being at 30 may make me slightly biased towards 30.