Cutting A Fucking Promo 101 Revisited

[Curt McGirt]

I brought up the DVDVR thing about Mark sounding like a dog with peanut butter in its mouth and now this? Inspired, boys. 

[J.T.]

6 minutes ago, Curt McGirt said:

I brought up the DVDVR thing about Mark sounding like a dog with peanut butter in its mouth and now this? Inspired, boys. 

The Briscoes also have words for the Hardys

 

[Curt McGirt]

"Hol' dis purpa Kool-Aid!"

*drinks grape Powerade*

*spits grape Powerade*

Jay shoulda came back with "Damn son I dinna know you put vawdka in it!"

[J.T.]

GO BITE A CARROT, BITCH~!

The promo alone makes me want to see this match even though the broken down Briscoes vs. the barely mobile Hardy Boyz is a sketchy match on paper.

[John from Cincinnati]

Not sure if this belongs here, but I'm mostly just amazed this managed to avoid my Youtube recommendations for this long.

 

["Stone Cold" Steve Austin]

 

[J.T.]

 

[BloodyChamp]

We about need a Good Promos That Are Not How to Cut a Promo thread.

https://youtu.be/ldOnwaQfUQQ

[Curt McGirt]

Somebody mentioned the Dungeon of Doom in the AEW thread so I had to go watch this again. Stunningly inept. 

[Curt McGirt]

On 3/23/2022 at 5:47 PM, BloodyChamp said:

We about need a Good Promos That Are Not How to Cut a Promo thread.

https://youtu.be/ldOnwaQfUQQ

Scotty going full Poppa Pump with STAYAWAYFROMTHETV!!! made me lose it.

[Pete]

Here is William Regal being AWESOME.

[sabremike]

2 hours ago, Pete said:

Here is William Regal being AWESOME.

That promo was nearly 18 years ago and I still vividly recall it. It was one of the greatest promos ever and they really should've had a legit feud after this as I was watching this wanting him to kick Hunter's rosy red ass sooooo bad. It was that great.

[TimLivingston]

Promo, montage, whatever, this shit is the GOODS. 

 

[Curt McGirt]

I had no idea there was basically a sequel to the London/Danielson swarm promo. Do not drink while watching because it will fly right out your nose.

[Matt D]

When's the last time someone posted this one?

 

 

Edited May 25, 2022 by Matt D

[driver]

DAY-YUM.

[Infinit]

On 5/25/2022 at 3:21 PM, Matt D said:

When's the last time someone posted this one?

 

 

Was the before or after Boogie Woogie did the Valiant's War promo?

[Matt D]

14 minutes ago, Infinit said:

Was the before or after Boogie Woogie did the Valiant's War promo?

I saw it on the Mid-South year in review episode at the end of 81.

[KinchStalker]

On 5/25/2022 at 12:21 PM, Matt D said:

When's the last time someone posted this one?

 

 

Relevant pages from an old Japanese magazine I just scanned.

 

Edited May 28, 2022 by KinchStalker

[Pete]

On 5/27/2022 at 10:46 PM, KinchStalker said:

Relevant pages from an old Japanese magazine I just scanned.

So where was Umanosuke Ueda working as a Kabuki knockoff? Or did they actually have him out there as Kabuki ala Magic Dragon?

[Pete]

YESSSSSS. One of my favorite promos ever. Both Daves missed their calling as pro wrestlers, especially when Righetti throws shade at Ron Darling. And then two more join the party...

[odessasteps]

Given Winfield’s all around sports prowess, he prob could have been a decent worker.

[KinchStalker]

7 hours ago, Pete said:

So where was Umanosuke Ueda working as a Kabuki knockoff? Or did they actually have him out there as Kabuki ala Magic Dragon?

He worked as "Tengu" in World Class and Florida. Kazuo Sakurada said it was a Gary idea. Ueda did bring the gimmick to All Japan in a one-off singles match against Kabuki.

[Pete]

9 hours ago, KinchStalker said:

He worked as "Tengu" in World Class and Florida. Kazuo Sakurada said it was a Gary idea. Ueda did bring the gimmick to All Japan in a one-off singles match against Kabuki.

Gotcha. I believe he was based in Pensacola for years so the Florida thing makes sense.

[odessasteps]

Capt Redneck on fire