Neil Koch Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 I think the vortex bottle, pop-top cans, etc are made for college kids shotgunning beers. It's because there's nothing really to distinguish the different beers. If you swapped a Bud Light with a Coors Light, I'd wager 90% of people couldn't tell the difference. Oh and I just thought of this one - not really annoying per se, but the new Subway ad about their bread has like a 2 second blip about "no azodicarbonamide" - that's a compound used to make dough more pliable... and make yoga mats flexible. Yum. Eat fresh. Though I supposed if you're eating crap like their Fritos subs (thank fucking Christ they stopped those ads) you really don't care about what's going into your body anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 I would absolutely be in love with the Wendy's red head if she at least had a B cup. I mean I wonder if her breasts are sunken in she is so flat chested More than a mouthful's a waste (cue rimshot). I don't care how awful she acts in the commercials (and she does act annoying as hell), she's crazy, insanely hot. But hell, I think that shrew who doesn't like her husband talking to the State Farm guy is cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 These are local, not national, spots, but they are some of the most annoying commercials around. There are a bunch of them uploaded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Oh yeah - knowing exactly where that dealership is makes me hate it even more. I blame the trend of terrible people singing terrible jingles on free credit report Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 I would absolutely be in love with the Wendy's red head if she at least had a B cup. I mean I wonder if her breasts are sunken in she is so flat chested More than a mouthful's a waste (cue rimshot). Evolution gave you two hands and opposable thumbs. Use them! This is like my favorite commercial right now. It makes me want to start a business and get a website with the hope that I will discover JCVD playing the bongos in my driveway one morning when i am getting ready for work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stiffshots Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 These are local, not national, spots, but they are some of the most annoying commercials around. There are a bunch of them uploaded. Okay, this is the Rebecca Black/"Friday" of local car adverts. I tapped out after ten seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Dear Illinois: No one is going to want to visit your state with that creepy Abraham Lincoln puppet running around saying "WHOA!" all the time like he's Joey Lawrence from his Blossom days. Please rethink your tourism campaign. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cole Miner Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 This commercial really needed a do not attempt warning? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt1NJKusECc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Legally, they may have no choice due to some precedent. I recall Cracked saying it was that stupid case with the guy trying to get the jet from Pepsi. That may have been in jest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Legally, they may have no choice due to some precedent. I recall Cracked saying it was that stupid case with the guy trying to get the jet from Pepsi. That may have been in jest. Oh no - that was real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 I meant the part about that case being the reason for disclaimers on seemingly every stupid ad there is. PROFESSIONAL DO NOT ATTEMPT CHICKENS CAN NOT SPEAK LATIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 I meant the part about that case being the reason for disclaimers on seemingly every stupid ad there is. PROFESSIONAL DO NOT ATTEMPT CHICKENS CAN NOT SPEAK LATIN Oh that... I am pretty sure that disclaimer nonsense goes all the way back the McDonald's Hot Coffee thing... since that lady actually won money. I mean most of the other ones are nonsense lawsuits that are thrown out. I still love the dude who sued Coors Light because he wasn't fucking hot women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Now I know why I never went to law school. I thought it was okay for the law not to protect you from being a dumbass, but I was mistaken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muhammedboehm Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Now I know why I never went to law school. I thought it was okay for the law not to protect you from being a dumbass, but I was mistaken. Like Rippa said it's not always the law but how judges and jury's inturpet it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillThompson Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Regarding the McDonald's hot coffee lawsuit, I had my eyes opened up about that case last year. I used to scoff and think, "What a stupid country we live in where a lady can spill hot coffee on herself and sue the company that made said coffee." However, finding out more about the case that particular chain kept their coffee something like thirty degrees hotter than they were supposed to, they did this to discourage people from being able to get free refills on their coffee. The cup the coffee was in wasn't padded enough to handle how hot it was, and she suffered serious third degree burns. We're talking her skin was obliterated down to the bones stuff here, and that is a very painful incident and recovery process. I do agree that sometimes we sue over stupid things in this country, but this is not one of those cases I'd say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 6, 2014 Author Share Posted June 6, 2014 Yeah. 80 year old woman with 3rd degree burns on her groin requiring massive skin grafting. Initially all she asked McDonalds was for $18,000 to help pay for the surgeries. They offered her like $800 and a kind invitation to drop dead. They could have avoided the whole thing by helping out a badly injured old lady with 1/1 billionth of their hourly earnings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSJ Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Not to change the subject, but JT's comment about law school triggered something... I am old enough to remember when doctors, hospitals, and law firms didn't advertise on TV or radio. It just wasn't done. I don't know how it is in other States, in Washington it seemed pretty low-key, here in New Mexico, every fucking ambulance chaser does TV commercials ("Better Call Saul" is not an exaggeration, it's reality here.) I don't know how well these guys present things in court, but as far as being pitchmen for their services, they are all bloody awful. We have this bald-headed fucktard whose catchphrase is "Hurt! Call Bert! Followed by, "I'll make them pay! Then I'll make them pay more to punish them!" The we have Peter Romero, who has all the presence of a zombie on The Walking Dead. Jeff Diamond, who seems like a nice old guy until you actually make the mistake of retaining his firm (as I did), and the most irritating of all, Keller & Keller, who are practically omnipresent on local TV. Is it this a New Mexico thing, or is it this bad all over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 6, 2014 Author Share Posted June 6, 2014 Rhyming, it seems, is a big part of local ambulance-chaser ads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSJ Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 So this is a thing all over? That makes me feel better to know that others have to suffer through this nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 6, 2014 Author Share Posted June 6, 2014 I was in Florida for ahwile recently and I swear...Florida, you can imagine....it was wall to wall lawyer commercials. You'd get, like, four in a row. It was insane. Now, mind you, I was watching CHRISTINE at about 12:30 in the afternoon on a weekday, and I imagine the target audience is people doing just that and hoping to continue so. Here's some advice from one local injury lawyer to all his brethren. http://thecarsonlawfirm.com/slogans-keys-to-make-your-own-slogan/ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 On the commercial bright side: 2014, the year food companies using the words "real ingredients" apparently stopped being a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSJ Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Always wondered about that, were the competitors using imaginary ingredients? WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Hattrick Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 It's *everywhere*, it seems. I lived in Ohio, South Carolina, Tennessee, and Florida. I really didn't notice SC so much, as it was the early '90s and only seen TV long enough to wait for my medical discharge from the military. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Koch Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Those lawyer commercials play all the fucking time here in Minneapolis. Back when I was out of work and didn't have cable, I got to know them by heart. It's a big reason I don't watch TV during the day anymore, it's so annoying seeing the same commercials over and over and over again. Some of them even have 30 minute informericals. It's more of a national chain (or whatever you would call it) but I fucking hate the 1 800 ASK GARY commercials. Particularly where the spokesperson (black lady) tries to "keep it real" by saying 1 800 AXE GARY. Ugh. The mesothemiloma ones annoy me also, especially the one with the sad sack announcer. "You might be asking yourself how did I get meeesotheloioooma." Are you on quaaldes, dude? Also noticed a ton of these ambulance chasers when I've been in Vegas, even during prime time. Basically I think commercial breaks during daytime TV (especially over the air ones) are: * Ambulance chaser * Shady "college" where you pay $50K for an unaccredited "degree" * Promo for some "amazing" product that will slice cheese and buff your car * C-list celebrity begging for money * Same promo for the same show over and over again (yes I fucking know TMZ is on at 6:30 after Wheel of Fortune, please quit screaming it at me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 6, 2014 Author Share Posted June 6, 2014 But you get to watch CHRISTINE at 11:30 on a Wednesday with the full knowledge that, like, 12 other people in the entire world are watching with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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