Fat Spanish Waiter Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 He is so awful I just want to snuff out his life force with an offhand thought. Like a negligent Professor X. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Woodbine Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Someone in the jail will try something similar I would think. That tattoo might as well be a target. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiji Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Could be worse. It could've been an ice cream cone. Also, why isn't Daniel Levy biting Perez's hand off for that stupid Bale offer? No player is worth that much money in so many ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReiseReise Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 First official title in Germany goes to Borussia Dortmund, beating Bayern Munich 4-2 in the Supercup (in Germany essentially a battle of the two top teams, which are either Cup winners versus Bundesliga champions or, if a team wins both titles, Champions vs. Bundesliga runner ups). Pretty fast paced match, great goals from Gündogan and Robben, some weird Bayern slip ups aswell. In the end apparently a deserved win for Dortmund, making things a little more interesting. Germany´s lady team bounced back from a shaky group stage with three consecutive 1-0 wins and took home the European Footie CHampionship for undisputed record 8th time. Now stoked for the Gold Cup final! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 In case someone missed it, CONCACAF Ref's suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Panama's doing a good job parking the bus, but with Diskerud in for holden now, we might be able to get someone behind that defense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 isn't this the same ref from the snow game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Good fucking God do these ref's fucking suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Bout fucking time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Good thing Donovan completely whiffed on that goal, otherwise Shea would have Nani-ed the goal away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 That poor number 12 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirFozzie Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 The English Conference (formerly known as the Blue Square) has got a new sponsor, and will be known as the Skrill Premier (and below it, the Skrill North and South) Insert joke about "dubstep" and letting the beat drop here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChesterCopperpot Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Ian Holloway is being a bellend shocker A football club’s number one fan has been banished from the stands for “mercilessly winding up” a Premier League manager.Crawley Town fanatic Paul Prendergast spent most of Saturday’s friendly against Crystal Palace taunting opposition boss Ian Holloway from his seat just yards from the touchline.But after Palace lost 3-0 to the lower league club, a furious Holloway complained to Crawley,which has now banned Mr Prendergast for four home games.“Paul has been sat in that same seat behind the opposition manager for the last 16 years and to be honest he does tend to wind them up mercilessly.“On Saturday he could see that Ian Holloway was getting hot under the collar when Palace started losing so he started making some observations about the quality of their team.“Some other fans might have been ribbing Holloway about his West Country accent but that wasn’t Paul.“The problem was that he worked out which button to press, pushed it and then wouldn’t remove his finger - until it all went wrong.”Mr Holloway withstood Mr Prendergast’s taunts for most of the match until Crawley’s third goal went in, when he finally snapped.According to fans, the manager whipped round to face his tormentor and yelled “Why don’t you shut up?”When the final whistle blew, the enraged Palace boss marched straight to the stewards and demanded that Mr Prendergast be punished.A spokesman for Crawley Town said: “Ian Holloway made the complaint and the club followed it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 The British Robin Ficker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubbymark Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Former Club America and Birmingham City striker Christian "Chucho" Benitez dead at the age of 27. http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/ecuadorian-soccer-player-christian-chucho-benitez-dies-at-27/2013/07/29/3ed1776c-f866-11e2-afc1-c850c6ee5af8_story.html Sad day for Ecuadorian football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Ian Holloway is being a bellend shocker A football club’s number one fan has been banished from the stands for “mercilessly winding up” a Premier League manager.Crawley Town fanatic Paul Prendergast spent most of Saturday’s friendly against Crystal Palace taunting opposition boss Ian Holloway from his seat just yards from the touchline.But after Palace lost 3-0 to the lower league club, a furious Holloway complained to Crawley,which has now banned Mr Prendergast for four home games.“Paul has been sat in that same seat behind the opposition manager for the last 16 years and to be honest he does tend to wind them up mercilessly.“On Saturday he could see that Ian Holloway was getting hot under the collar when Palace started losing so he started making some observations about the quality of their team.“Some other fans might have been ribbing Holloway about his West Country accent but that wasn’t Paul.“The problem was that he worked out which button to press, pushed it and then wouldn’t remove his finger - until it all went wrong.”Mr Holloway withstood Mr Prendergast’s taunts for most of the match until Crawley’s third goal went in, when he finally snapped.According to fans, the manager whipped round to face his tormentor and yelled “Why don’t you shut up?”When the final whistle blew, the enraged Palace boss marched straight to the stewards and demanded that Mr Prendergast be punished.A spokesman for Crawley Town said: “Ian Holloway made the complaint and the club followed it up. So, how many other supporters are asking this guy for what he did to piss Halloway off, and thusly will do it every time Palace plays an Away Game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 NBC Sports Announces U.S. TV Schedule for First Three Months of Premier League Season 69 Live TV Game Windows through Dec. 1 Include 57 Matches on NBC Sports Network, 10 on NBC, 27 on Telemundo/mun2 & 61 on Premier League Extra Time All 130 Matches in First 3 Months Available on NBC Sports Live Extra More Than 100 Distributors Nationwide to Carry Games Via Premier League Extra Time Package and TV Everywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Premier League Extra Time is available for free to Providers that carry NBCSN... FIOS isn't carrying Extra Time.. WHAT THE FUCK FIOS??? I JUST UP AND LEFT CABLEVISION THAT DID THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME, DON'T YOU START!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Sky Sports reporting Real have made an £85M bid for Bale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 That's fucking insane. Only Messi or Ronaldo are worth that much, not Bale. Shit, Real dropped £80M on Ronaldo 5 years go. EDIT: Also, Mexico announced today that de la Torre is safe, for now. That is, unless Mexico fails to qualify for the WC. If Mexico didn't fire him after not reaching the GC Final, they'll keep him if he at least makes the playoff for the WC berth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Good for spurs I guess. The north side will be jumping next year. It might be fun for them to show Arsenal how to spend money once you have it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChesterCopperpot Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Derk BoerrigtorAjax ------> CelticUndisclosed fee, 4 year dealhttp://www.celticfc.net/newsstory?item=4350 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 That's fucking insane. Only Messi or Ronaldo are worth that much, not Bale. Shit, Real dropped £80M on Ronaldo 5 years go. EDIT: Also, Mexico announced today that de la Torre is safe, for now. That is, unless Mexico fails to qualify for the WC. If Mexico didn't fire him after not reaching the GC Final, they'll keep him if he at least makes the playoff for the WC berth.Bring back Sven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 You know how some songs get stuck in your head? Remember this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqSJMnrHPLw 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiji Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Piranesi just died a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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