nate Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 No apologies and all that; it's not a bad thing for people to find humor in these professions. It would often be so difficult to keep a straight face when the chick he pissed off would sit in front of him with the straw in her mouth, making *fhoop-fhoop-fhoop* sucking noises at him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 According to Kevin Kelly, he's called Cheeseburger because he's so skinny he should be eating cheeseburgers to bulk up. Is that what "twink" means, the person needs to eat Twinkies because they're too skinny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Unfamiliar with that term, and I'm not about to look it up. Been burned too many times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 It's basically a really dumb young gay dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stro Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 How is someone on the internet who watches any kind of pop cultural events not know what a twink is? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 well it's your turn to explain cakefarting when he asks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 well it's your turn to explain cakefarting when he asksWhaaa?*Googles it* What a terrible waste of cake. And here I thought it was another word for queefs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 you can still eat the cake, dude 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Well, that's a relief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 I was reading the Kenny Dykstra "Where Are They Now?" bit on WWE.com. The Spirit Squad all apparently keep in touch via a text thread. I would love to read what Dolph must text everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 I was reading the Kenny Dykstra "Where Are They Now?" bit on WWE.com. The Spirit Squad all apparently keep in touch via a text thread. I would love to read what Dolph must text everyone else. "Fuckin Heath Slater. When's the next King of Trios?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted January 5, 2016 Author Share Posted January 5, 2016 Dolph totally strikes me as the type that he would try out his comedy routine by tormenting his friends 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Speaking as an alleged comedian, I'd be shocked if that wasn't the case. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Unfamiliar with that term, and I'm not about to look it up. Been burned too many times. Things Cool Arrow Should Stop Himself From Googling: Bear Otter Puppy Play TNA Pegging Twink Twunk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Oh shit ... definitely "pegging." I have a dating horror story involving pegging (the term, not the action) but that's for another time. I wasted my funny points on the orange juice client tale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 I know what a bear is, because of Kevin Smith. I'm glad I do, because otherwise I wouldn't have gotten that joke on The Muppets. Incidentally, since stro asked, I tend to avoid pop culture like gonorrhea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 You are all silly. I like it. Carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Dolfan forgot to add the word "twonk" in his list. Apparently, Dolfan doesn't watch It's Always Sunny. Segue: Roddy Piper (RIP) didn't do much for me whenever he'd return to wrestling after about 1992 or so, but his guest spots on It's Always Sunny are top-five all-time on my "Wrestler Guest Spot in TV or Movie" list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Dolfan forgot to add the word "twonk" in his list. Apparently, Dolfan doesn't watch It's Always Sunny. Segue: Roddy Piper (RIP) didn't do much for me whenever he'd return to wrestling after about 1992 or so, but his guest spots on It's Always Sunny are top-five all-time on my "Wrestler Guest Spot in TV or Movie" list. Some cocks just can't be unsucked Smelly. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Kronos Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 If they could only let them do this on TV. The sad thing is all the cynical richardheads in the comments below the video. Is she a plant? Maybe. Probably. Who knows? Who cares! Enjoy the show. It was a fun moment that showed proper heel and face and got the crowd involved a bit. That's what they paid for, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Kronos Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Dolfan forgot to add the word "twonk" in his list. Apparently, Dolfan doesn't watch It's Always Sunny. Segue: Roddy Piper (RIP) didn't do much for me whenever he'd return to wrestling after about 1992 or so, but his guest spots on It's Always Sunny are top-five all-time on my "Wrestler Guest Spot in TV or Movie" list. Some cocks just can't be unsucked Smelly. So smooth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Lord Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 ShinigamE ✔@WWEBigE When a guy who looks like the cool dad that keeps the liquor cabinet unlocked drops Fetty lines, its time to stop listening to said rapper. I was at Best Buy on sunday and there was a ton of unsold Fetty Wap albums so I'm gonna assume a lot of people stopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlk23 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Interesting that WWE.com put up a story on the Japan guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEN! Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Is Mason Ryan to Cirque du Soleil the weirdest post wrestling transition ever? DDP to yoga guru. Fake Sting to research scientist. Tammy Sytch to oft-arrested cam whore. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 That last one seems perfectly logical to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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