Death From Above Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Someday I'm going to find Bob Hartley's magic lamp he rubs for wishes during every third period where his team is losing, and shove it straight up his ass. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiji Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Going on this season's results, it would appear it is already firmly entrenched in his colon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 I thought so too but then there was that weird assed game on Saturday night and I was like WHAT THERE WAS ONE WISH LEFT IN THAT THING!?! Now I'm concerned he found a whole new lamp, though it's doubtful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie M. Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 I'm pissed. This likely means you fuckers in Edmonton will once again finish below Vancouver. I'm sick and tired of this shit! LET US TANK FFS. AND DON'T THINK I'VE FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU ASSHOLES IN CALGARY. ELIMINATE US THEN TANK BETTER THAN US THE NEXT SEASON?! FUCK YOU! The whole pacific division is an absolute farce. Everybody sucks. The Kings and Canucks are tied for first. The Ducks are dead last. This isn't supposed to be how it goes. I've been telling you that our time to tank isn't until the Sedins are done. They're way too competent and professional for such a thing. At least they're working in a bunch of young guys this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 I meant to post this last week and forgot. Still think some folks will appreciate it Dianna Marie Russini @diannaESPN Oct 29 When your producer doesn't even write you back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 According to the Chiarelli presser, McDavid out "months" but not expected to be season ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Your new Calder Trophy winner, Jack Eichel.Max Domi may have something to say about thatOr Dylan Larkin. 9 points and +10 through 12 games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumbojustice Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Painful game vs. the Avs last night. Leave it to Calgary to make other struggling teams look like unstoppable offensive juggernauts. At least it was a good game for Iginla... Sam Bennett seems to be getting his game going, at least, which is great. It would be very nice to have more than one reliable forward (i.e., Gaudreau) on the team this season. Shitty news about McDavid. I know the hype is annoying and all that, but I was really looking forward to a more exciting Battle of Alberta this year, and he was a big part of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Things lost in the NHL shuffle right now: The Flyers look really quite bad. I think we all knew they have defensive holes but Giroux and Voracek are completely invisible. If you'd told me 5 years ago that Sam Gagner and Lecavalier would be on a line together that would have really excited me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabremike Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 So the Blues-Hawks game last night was batshit crazy. Certainly picked the right game to put on national television, that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Your new Calder Trophy winner, Jack Eichel.Max Domi may have something to say about thatOr Dylan Larkin. 9 points and +10 through 12 games. Colton Parayko and his 9 poinst and +7 in 13 games as a Defensemen says hi there, I would like to be in this conversation as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elizium Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 ....and Nikolaj Ehlers! Lots of good rookies this year, no reason why Lindberg and Panarin shouldn't be mentioned either. With McDavid out, its a pretty wide open field. I'd say Eichel is probably 7th or 8th at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Eichel being asked for his opinion about McDavid's injury yesterday was glorious, he wanted to punch that reporter so badly but he's not allowed to. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewar Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 The only thing better was the look Paul Maurice gave Alexander Burmistrov after he crapped the bed for 58 minutes, then stepped out of the penalty box for a 2-on-1 that resulted in the game winning goal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elizium Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 The only thing better was the look Paul Maurice gave Alexander Burmistrov after he crapped the bed for 58 minutes, then stepped out of the penalty box for a 2-on-1 that resulted in the game winning goal. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buy Me a Burrito Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Fucking Hurricanes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buy Me a Burrito Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Hurricanes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Hurricanes! https://twitter.com/yellingslayer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiji Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 My life is better now for seeing a photoshop job of the pope holding up a Slayer CD. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabremike Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 In a heartwarming moment yesterday Ryan Miller came back home and led us to one more victory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewar Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Went to the Philly/Jets game last night, and that was some UGLY hockey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Colton Paryko now leads all defensemen in goals, has 10 points in 14 games, and is generally awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 WRONG SPORT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabremike Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Watching Ryan Miller's corpse here in Newark. Edit: and Vancouver answers right back. Edit: was waived off after a challenge. Oyaji can go back to kicking and breaking things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiji Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Nah, I have no anger watching this team. I want them to tank. This game is a bad joke though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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