piranesi Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 So I guess my thing is still going too then. GUYS! Has anyone ever woken up on vacation tied down to a metal sheet with barbed wire? I'm not asking for any particular reason. Just wondering if there's a button on the phone to get, like, the concierge to help you out. Also, has Liam Neeson mentioned me to anyone? I only ask because I forgot to mention the cat's special poop medicine to him. If she doesn't get it three times a day, it gets messy in there. Liam knows this, I think...but I don't want him to be surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 So I guess my thing is still going too then. No, because it's as funny as a Dat Phan bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 I think we'll let the judges of LAST EVENTUAL BACKGROUND GUY IN A CRANK MOVIE STANDING make that decision, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Goddamn it, they're gonna nuke this and all the Mark Henry work will be for nothing. TBH Mark Henry Productions should have its own thread. It's already played out, giving it its own thread would just kill it dead. It was fun though. Now the "Who's The Racist Witch Hunt" that seems to be going around the board lately could probably be stowed away. This isn't a witch hunt. He said something EXTREMELY stupid and moronic. That's par for the course on here, but it is also VERY disrespectful. I don't disagree, but I don't think there was more thought put into it than "don't take kids to places with lions" either. So while I'm on your side, I would ask what's your ideal way for this conversation to end, and do you think you are going to get it? He can just apologize for being a douchebag. That would be a good start. You don't say some James K. Vardaman type rhetoric and expect people to be cool with it. Dude, you *really* think you're gonna get Antacular to apologize for being a dick. Being a dick is his gimmick, like Gonzalez's seems to be going scorched earth now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Austin Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Expendables 3 teaser http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuXkXJ1fPuk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 That was already established. People now know he is a racist dick instead of just a dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzalez Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Expendables 3 teaser http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuXkXJ1fPuk I think I'd care about this more if their enemy was an all-star cast of 80's, and 90's action-villains, to counteract the all-star cast of 80's, and 90's action-heroes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Friends don't let friends watch Adam Sandler movies other than Happy Gilmore and The Wedding Singer FTFY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Friends also don't let friends watch Drew Barrymore movies (except the first scene of Scream.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Aw, no love for 50 First Dates? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Friends also don't let friends watch Drew Barrymore movies (except the first scene of Scream.) Although it isn't technically a Drew Barrymore movie, and it somewhat bastardizes roller derby, Whip It is pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Aw, no love for 50 First Dates? Fuck. No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Holy shit, I was watching Honest Trailers - Breaking Bad and then read the last couple replies about Barrymore. Vince Gilligan wrote Home Fries, which I liked when it came out. I DID NOT KNOW THIS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Aw, no love for 50 First Dates? I liked that one. Loved Music and Lyrics and The Wedding Singer. Barrymore isn't particularly great or irreplaceable in any of them but I was entertained by the movies nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Johnny Depp is.......BINARY CODE I pray to nerd God this movie doesn't suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Ever After is a SEVERELY Underrated Cinderella retelling, although that could be totally attributed to Dougray Scott and Angelica Houston bringing the goods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 I really loved whatever movie had Justin Long in. Going the Distance? "I gotta tip for you..." "Is it the tip of your penis?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Yeah, Going the Distance is solid, as is Home Fries; however, I have sentimental attachments to Home Fries because of a girl I went to see it with, so it could be a total turd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 See. I like that kind of trailer. Just give me a quick monologue that kind of sums up some themes, and don't give me every fucking scene in the movie in chronological order, summed up in two and a half minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 video See. I like that kind of trailer. Just give me a quick monologue that kind of sums up some themes, and don't give me every fucking scene in the movie in chronological order, summed up in two and a half minutes. Sadly, it's been proven over and over again that the more explicit a trailer is about spelling out a movie, the more likely it is to succeed. Why? Fuck if I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 I don't have time to post it now, but there was a trailer for Neighbors in front of Anchorman 2 and it looks hilarious. I was dying laughing at the Robert DeNiro party bit and James Franco's brother threatening Seth Rogen by saying he violated the circle of trust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 video See. I like that kind of trailer. Just give me a quick monologue that kind of sums up some themes, and don't give me every fucking scene in the movie in chronological order, summed up in two and a half minutes. Sadly, it's been proven over and over again that the more explicit a trailer is about spelling out a movie, the more likely it is to succeed. Why? Fuck if I know. As always, case in point, Double Jeopardy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivpvideos Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Never been kissed is the best with a creepy teacher flirting with what he thinks is a teenager and David Arquette being on the baseball team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 video See. I like that kind of trailer. Just give me a quick monologue that kind of sums up some themes, and don't give me every fucking scene in the movie in chronological order, summed up in two and a half minutes. Sadly, it's been proven over and over again that the more explicit a trailer is about spelling out a movie, the more likely it is to succeed. Why? Fuck if I know. As always, case in point, Double Jeopardy. That fucking movie and it's complete lack of understanding what its title phrase means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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