2014 NFL: WEEK THREE

[Death From Above]

Stupid Lions.

[Brian Fowler]

TOUCHDOWN MOTHERFUCKERS

[RIPPA]

There have already been like 8324 flags in this Skins/Eagles game

[jaedmc]

Green Bay starting like last week.

[RIPPA]

KIRK COUSINS IS ThE GREATEST QB EVER!!!

IGNORE THAT OTHER GUY THEY TRADED 19424 PICKS FOR!!!

SUPER BOWL BOUND!!!

[dogwelder]

We should trade RG3 to the Rams!

[Niners Fan in CT]

Austin Davis is a monster.

[Brian Fowler]

Remember the preseason when everyone was all worried about Fairley's conditioning?

[RIPPA]

It would be really swell if Red Zone didnt spent all its time on the game I am actually getting on another network

[dogwelder]

And the Skins special teams fuck up as usual.

[RIPPA]

Skins special teams never change

[Infinit]

My 1pm games to watch on cable today are Raiders/Pats, Packers/Lions, Texans/Giants, Vikings/Saints and Chargers/Bills. Oh Canada!

[jaedmc]

Fuck. Shouldn't have tinkered with my lineup. So long Danny Woodhead.

[elizium]

Fuck. Shouldn't have tinkered with my lineup. So long Danny Woodhead.

 

Same boat.

[jaedmc]

They're keeping up with which crews call the most penalties and putting those stats up during games?

Tremendous.

[Raziel]

So The Giants are only gonna run the ball I'm the red zone now, right?

Can't blame that on Eli.

[RIPPA]

Hey Look - The Giants turn it over in the Red Zone AGAIN

You can't even make it up at this point in time

[Niners Fan in CT]

Wow Giants..  another blown opportunity.

[hammerva]

This is not a repeat but the Giants fumble in the red zone   

[Raziel]

Nick Foles taking a snap would be nice for my fantasy team.

[Brian Fowler]

Down goes Rodgers, Down goes Rodgers!

[hammerva]

So last week was more injuries than touchdowns.  Now it is more fumbles than touchdowns early in the week

[dogwelder]

Alf really sure likes to cough up the ball these days.

[Brian Fowler]

Man cheering for Golden Tate feels weird still.

[BobbyWhioux]

So Kaepernick got a personal foul for apparent "obscene language" last Sunday night.

 

Meanwhile Tom Brady's unambiguous exclamation of "FUCK!" after his first incomplete pass just went out loud and clear across America thanks to CBS and nobody bats an eye.