Zac_Fu Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Sometimes it writes itself... http://www.tmz.com/2013/07/30/randy-orton-wwe-fan-arrested-south-africa-cape-town/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 The Last Temptation of Randy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 I see that "OW! MY BALLS! International" has premiered. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 There are several definitions of nutted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenalysis Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 I think CNN had a link that said he tried to attack Big E Langston as well. Next thing you know dude will be complaining about his air bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 I'd like to compliment Randy on his restraint. He looked like he was going to kill that mofo, then though better of it. Damn, that was a great nut shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 What's worse, the fan escaped custody temporarily, only to be discovered in the locker room shitting in Orton's gym bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 It was Maryse all along...and she would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rob Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 When I just saw the headline on a news site, I assumed it would be Leo Kruger as the "fan". Little disappointed that it wasn't actually a work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scraylo187 Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 I'm surprised WWE is making this front page news. Hopefully that doesn't encourage more would be cock punchers to pursue their 15 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go2Sleep Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 There are several definitions of nutted. Yeah, I thought this was gonna be a much different story. Can't believe Orton no-sold the ball-shot like that, though. Have some professionalism, Randy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEN! Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 "Hey baby, don't worry about the news. I always bust a nut when I'm in Africa." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin877 Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Shame the fan didn't get an "Eddie Guerrero" ass kicking like the one from the ladder match on RAW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 "Hey baby, don't worry about the news. I always bust a nut when I'm in Africa." I'm glad I wasn't the only one who found that a bit odd. It was almost like a "Hey, I was just divorced, how you doing?" look which made me laugh. Oh, yeah the nut shot. That was amusing, surprised the kid got that far. Seemed like it took some time for anybody to get to him as he had a free shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 "Hey baby, don't worry about the news. I always bust a nut when I'm in Africa." Having a kid right there reinforces this mindset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 As it turns out, the attacker was a local indy guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 That career strategy worked great for Roadblock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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