Niners Fan in CT Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 From the trailer, looks like Summer Rae will be a major player on Total Divas but Eva Marie already held down that spot... I do think it'll be interesting to watch those two interact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 So guys, Chrisley said he does not want to have sex with his wife, because he is afraid of getting her pregnant. They are doing these commercials specifically to troll me. Fuck, I'm ready for those commercials to end. Who the fuck is that guy? Are we supposed to know him already??? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Tito Santana (1 thru 8) Rotundo (1, 8-9) Doink (9, 10) Billy Gunn (11, 14, 15, 18) Savio Vega (12, 13. 14) Chris Jericho (16 thru 21, 24 thru 26, 28 and 29) Rob Van Dam (18, 20, 22 and 23) Santino (25, 27, 28) so that's 8 people who can cover all 29 Wrestlemanias so far Three of these people need to have memorial trophies of their own. Hint: It's the first three. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 So guys, Chrisley said he does not want to have sex with his wife, because he is afraid of getting her pregnant. They are doing these commercials specifically to troll me. Fuck, I'm ready for those commercials to end. Who the fuck is that guy? Are we supposed to know him already??? I checked google and apparently he is just some Atlanta business man. I'm convinced Ray from Archer was based on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NintendoLogic Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 It's nice to see the Bashems have jobs as ineffective security. My initial thought was that the Harris twins really let themselves go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eivion Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 I loved how how this whole Daniel Bryan thing has finally broken the facades HHH and Steph have been putting on since starting the Authority. Steph reverted to her bratty self from over a decade ago and HHH just completely lost it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Hour 1 was way too random for my liking. I dug Cena and Hogan posing, but Cena burying Bray's gimmick sucked. Two schoolboy finishes hurt things a bit as well. Taker's bit with Heyman ruled. LL Cool J's promo was something else. UNDATAKA BE DROPPIN THUNDA ON FAKAS. Bryan's FILLING THE RING WITH THE YES MOVEMENT sounded wrong and wound up much worse with a bunch of "fans" hitting the ring. This was a jump the shark moment for the feud. This peaked with HHH burying the fat guy for gassing out. Then it went on and on, then Steph had a meltdown and Bryan got his match, and since he had leverage, made it for a WM title shot as well. HHH agreed. Then Sheamus and Christian killed themselves and were beaten bloody in a match murdered by the commentary. Main event was a match. Can we temp ban MGFanJay from from starting Raw threads for a while? If the only way is to temp ban MGFanJay, I'm good with that. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGFanJay Posted March 11, 2014 Author Share Posted March 11, 2014 I loved how how this whole Daniel Bryan thing has finally broken the facades HHH and Steph have been putting on since starting the Authority. Steph reverted to her bratty self from over a decade ago and HHH just completely lost it. They should rename themselves the Facgime again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greggulator Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 I loved how how this whole Daniel Bryan thing has finally broken the facades HHH and Steph have been putting on since starting the Authority. Steph reverted to her bratty self from over a decade ago and HHH just completely lost it. It was extra great since their first promo saw Steph talking in super polished corporate marketing branding lingo and "niche" audiences. The power of the people made them shred the pantsuits and brass nameplates and reveal their true characters. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Anyone think that the Andre the Giant Memorial Trophy will be like a foot tall, and Hogan will get a trophy six times bigger for hosting the show? (Apologies if this joke has already been made. I got home late tonight and haven't read the whole thread yet.) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Considering how much Mike Rotundo sucks, it's a testament to whatever talents were passed on by Bray/Bo's Windham mother that two sons of Mike Rotundo could be interesting at wrestling. so WWE Network, are you uploading all the Andre the Giant battle royals you can find pre-WM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 I loved how how this whole Daniel Bryan thing has finally broken the facades HHH and Steph have been putting on since starting the Authority. Steph reverted to her bratty self from over a decade ago and HHH just completely lost it. It was extra great since their first promo saw Steph talking in super polished corporate marketing branding lingo and "niche" audiences. The power of the people made them shred the pantsuits and brass nameplates and reveal their true characters. So much better than, like, spray painting their limo or stalking them backstage while the New Age Outlaws try to protect them. Sometimes it seems like this company is making genuine progress in story structure because you know that was what they would have done five years ago, ten years ago, fifteen years ago. Do we thank Punk fans for accidentally handing them this idea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Anyone think that the Andre the Giant Memorial Trophy will be like a foot tall, and Hogan will get a trophy six times bigger for hosting the show? (Apologies if this joke has already been made. I got home late tonight and haven't read the whole thread yet.) Somehow I'd like to think the Bobby Heenan's last move toward Hogan could be a version of Hector Salamanca's last move toward Gus Fring. This trophy thing could be the setup for that. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Considering how much Mike Rotundo sucks, it's a testament to whatever talents were passed on by Bray/Bo's Windham mother that two sons of Mike Rotundo could be interesting at wrestling. so WWE Network, are you uploading all the Andre the Giant battle royals you can find pre-WM? He was great in the Varsity Club. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greggulator Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 I loved how how this whole Daniel Bryan thing has finally broken the facades HHH and Steph have been putting on since starting the Authority. Steph reverted to her bratty self from over a decade ago and HHH just completely lost it. It was extra great since their first promo saw Steph talking in super polished corporate marketing branding lingo and "niche" audiences. The power of the people made them shred the pantsuits and brass nameplates and reveal their true characters. So much better than, like, spray painting their limo or stalking them backstage while the New Age Outlaws try to protect them. Sometimes it seems like this company is making genuine progress in story structure because you know that was what they would have done five years ago, ten years ago, fifteen years ago. Do we thank Punk fans for accidentally handing them this idea? Daniel Bryan's first anti-Authority thing was to key up Randy Orton's car. That doesn't fit him at all. I'm so glad they got away from him doing that stuff and instead forcing HHH and Steph to cave in this manner. They figured out how Bryan works best -- it's by defending himself with honor and rallying the people, not by vandalism or revenge attacks. It's really great to watch them figure it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodhelmet Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 If someone else starts a RAW thread before JayFan then go ahead. We are not going to suspend or ban him. Sorry Cristobal EDIT: Also, don't turn this thread into a forum on MGJayfan's personal tastes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Considering how much Mike Rotundo sucks, it's a testament to whatever talents were passed on by Bray/Bo's Windham mother that two sons of Mike Rotundo could be interesting at wrestling. so WWE Network, are you uploading all the Andre the Giant battle royals you can find pre-WM? He was great in the Varsity Club. Kevin Sullivan going from Satanist to Varsity Club had to be trippy for the people watching WCW in Florida Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 I loved how how this whole Daniel Bryan thing has finally broken the facades HHH and Steph have been putting on since starting the Authority. Steph reverted to her bratty self from over a decade ago and HHH just completely lost it. It was extra great since their first promo saw Steph talking in super polished corporate marketing branding lingo and "niche" audiences. The power of the people made them shred the pantsuits and brass nameplates and reveal their true characters. So much better than, like, spray painting their limo or stalking them backstage while the New Age Outlaws try to protect them. Sometimes it seems like this company is making genuine progress in story structure because you know that was what they would have done five years ago, ten years ago, fifteen years ago. Do we thank Punk fans for accidentally handing them this idea? Daniel Bryan's first anti-Authority thing was to key up Randy Orton's car. That doesn't fit him at all. I'm so glad they got away from him doing that stuff and instead forcing HHH and Steph to cave in this manner. They figured out how Bryan works best -- it's by defending himself with honor and rallying the people, not by vandalism or revenge attacks. It's really great to watch them figure it out. So they made him act like a liberal Democrat instead of a conservative Republican? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greggulator Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Considering how much Mike Rotundo sucks, it's a testament to whatever talents were passed on by Bray/Bo's Windham mother that two sons of Mike Rotundo could be interesting at wrestling. so WWE Network, are you uploading all the Andre the Giant battle royals you can find pre-WM? He was great in the Varsity Club. Kevin Sullivan going from Satanist to Varsity Club had to be trippy for the people watching WCW in Florida Bray's 26. Do we have any DNA tests to prove Kevin Sullivan isn't his real dad? He'd be around the young Rotundo family at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 If someone else starts a RAW thread before JayFan then go ahead. We are not going to suspend or ban him. Sorry Cristobal EDIT: Also, don't turn this thread into a forum on MGJayfan's personal tastes. I humbly apologize for making the 37th or so comment disagreeing with Jay's assessment of the show tonight. I deeply regret my actions. They were unprofessional, and not what's best for boardsness. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 It gets even weirder when you realize Sullivan booked himself as top babyface in Florida in 1987. This was a thing that happened. But by then, Luger was gone, Windham was gone, Bad News was gone, Ed Gantner got sick and Ron Simmons wasn't ready. So they had Sullivan and Rotunda as their two top faces. Yes, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Also, much love for keeping the Shield together (however long it lasts) as a babyface trio, but still letting them work basically the same way against the Rhodes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greggulator Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 I loved how how this whole Daniel Bryan thing has finally broken the facades HHH and Steph have been putting on since starting the Authority. Steph reverted to her bratty self from over a decade ago and HHH just completely lost it. It was extra great since their first promo saw Steph talking in super polished corporate marketing branding lingo and "niche" audiences. The power of the people made them shred the pantsuits and brass nameplates and reveal their true characters. So much better than, like, spray painting their limo or stalking them backstage while the New Age Outlaws try to protect them. Sometimes it seems like this company is making genuine progress in story structure because you know that was what they would have done five years ago, ten years ago, fifteen years ago. Do we thank Punk fans for accidentally handing them this idea? Daniel Bryan's first anti-Authority thing was to key up Randy Orton's car. That doesn't fit him at all. I'm so glad they got away from him doing that stuff and instead forcing HHH and Steph to cave in this manner. They figured out how Bryan works best -- it's by defending himself with honor and rallying the people, not by vandalism or revenge attacks. It's really great to watch them figure it out. So they made him act like a liberal Democrat instead of a conservative Republican? DELETED BY REQUEST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Also, much love for keeping the Shield together (however long it lasts) as a babyface trio, but still letting them work basically the same way against the Rhodes. I agree about Regal/Jericho Wait a second.... am I taking crazy pills???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Before the thread gets shuttered: The Andre trophy really should have had him with the fro, arms extended, with a huge laugh exposing the three rows of teeth. Or just been him with all the women hanging on his arms. The old dude right next to Bryan totally didn't look like a plant and was super enthused without being over the top. That fact also made the JBL firehose shit twice as bad. I liked Nattie saying the bit her dad did for the promo featured on Wrestling with Shadows about losing her manners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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