Cristobal Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 The thread's going to turn into Shield slash fanfic soon. Guys, MGFanJay is back on the team after making a good suggestion. God we have such low standards... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 BUT WHY IS KANE IN A SUIT???? Because he wants to unleash the monster with Stephanie. He made this point very clear. The facials!!!! ....I'm sorry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 This is going to get shuttered for an entirely different reason than we would have guessed a page or two ago. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGFanJay Posted March 11, 2014 Author Share Posted March 11, 2014 The Raw thread, like Raw itself, has had a great many twists and turns tonight. And unlike Raw, it's had zero guitar shots or mockery of pigeon chests. This is going to get shuttered for an entirely different reason than we would have guessed a page or two ago. That depends on how detailed the Shield fanfic gets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Too late. I'm already two chapters in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Loved Cena pointing out how ridiculous Bray is. If he stays over after someone says what we're all thinking, then he has potential. I think it worked that it was one of the first times Bray has gotten a "serious" non crazy look...like he was actually flustered. That's actually better than him trying to no sell it. But then he caught himself and went back to googly-eyed dancing and it was sublime. Imagine 2000 Rock getting to work with Bray? I can't even imagine how dead he would be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 In other observations, nothing sounds carnyier (more carny-like? Carnier?) than having an event described as the "Showcase of the Immortals" while certain to feature some variation of a bra-and-panties match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overly Critical Man Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGFanJay Posted March 11, 2014 Author Share Posted March 11, 2014 In other observations, nothing sounds carnyier (more carny-like? Carnier?) than having an event described as the "Showcase of the Immortals" while certain to feature some variation of a bra-and-panties match. Which will be won by the Bellas, and Nikki's Rack Attack - which is the perfect name for that finish with her doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 In other observations, nothing sounds carnyier (more carny-like? Carnier?) than having an event described as the "Showcase of the Immortals" while certain to feature some variation of a bra-and-panties match.Oh,yay...another windmill.For roughly the last decade WrestleMania has been booked as a something for everyone show. It doesn't go any deeper than that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Loved Cena pointing out how ridiculous Bray is. If he stays over after someone says what we're all thinking, then he has potential. I think it worked that it was one of the first times Bray has gotten a "serious" non crazy look...like he was actually flustered. That's actually better than him trying to no sell it. But then he caught himself and went back to googly-eyed dancing and it was sublime. Imagine 2000 Rock getting to work with Bray? I can't even imagine how dead he would be I don't think that's a positive for the Rock though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Loved Cena pointing out how ridiculous Bray is. If he stays over after someone says what we're all thinking, then he has potential. I think it worked that it was one of the first times Bray has gotten a "serious" non crazy look...like he was actually flustered. That's actually better than him trying to no sell it. But then he caught himself and went back to googly-eyed dancing and it was sublime. Imagine 2000 Rock getting to work with Bray? I can't even imagine how dead he would be I don't think that's a positive for the Rock though. It would be hilarious. He once used a fucking haircut to bury the Big Show, imagine what he'd do with an 80s jobber gimmick like Bray? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie M. Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 "Take your toys'r'us lantern, turn it sideways and shove it straight up your candy ass." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 To switch into a different gear, what kind of weirdos would vote for 2/3 falls as the stipulation in Christian vs Sheamus? As if one fall isn't bad enough. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 "Take your toys'r'us lantern, turn it sideways and shove it straight up your candy ass." I'M LAUGHING AND THE ROCK ISN'T EVEN SAYING IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Bray really needs to mention Husky Harris before Cena inevitably does during the remaining few weeks of build-up. ALSO, it's so Vince to be years behind on the Occupy Wall Street movement. And, no, the RAW Walkout a few years ago doesn't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 I fucking hate the Attitude Era.... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Too late. I'm already two chapters in. You probably looked for a crossover version with appearances by Vic Mackey and Agent Coulson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Which will be won by the Bellas, and Nikki's Rack Attack - which is the perfect name for that finish with her doing it. Isn't DB marrying one of the Bellas? Let the future Mrs. AmDrag have her moment. I blame marketing, not the actual participants. Oh,yay...another windmill. For roughly the last decade WrestleMania has been booked as a something for everyone show. It doesn't go any deeper than that. Does this include the undead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Rock and Steve Austin dueted on Margaritaville back in the day, I could imagine 2000 Rock leading the entire arena in a rendition. Plus he'd only need one line to bury both the big stiffs with him. Fuck man, we need 2000 Rock back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Too late. I'm already two chapters in. You probably looked for a crossover version with appearances by Vic Mackey and Agent Coulson. Looked? I'm WRITING the fucker... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 You guys can keep your 2000s era Rock and all that boring shit. I'll sit here and gladly watch The Wyatts be more awesome than some crappy fart and dick jokes Rock would come up with. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 It would be hilarious. He once used a fucking haircut to bury the Big Show, imagine what he'd do with an 80s jobber gimmick like Bray? I think CM Punk is coming back and he's going to be great because he's the most important wrestler of this generation and he knows how to do things better because he is an outsider and learned to work hard on the independent circuit. By the way, there are spoilers for the new Arnold movie below, so you probably don't want to click this. sssshhhhhh, everyone, I'm trying to deflect the monster back onto an already weakened target sssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Try to use Halo and Daredevil too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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