ivpvideos Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 I just wish I knew someone who apparently gives away IPads like they are candy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LethalStriker Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 If someone gave me a free ipad and they asked me to delete a sextape they accidentally sent me, I think that I would oblige them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Yeah. I can't imagine anybody being like... "Yeeeeeah but a sex tape of people I brunch with tho." It's like This is 40, where people were sad that they couldn't afford to run a small label that promoted old bands. while getting high on pot brownies during all inclusive vacations. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Or Rich People Problems. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 It's amazing the time lapse between something being, like, a new idea that is on the cultural radar and a Big Comedy getting made about it. Like, sex tapes were so the thing in 2003....that's Vince McMahon pop culture reference timeframes right there. Even just the words "sex tape" make we want to go check out Fark or something. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Nymphomaniac Volume 2 (obviously NSFW) I don't know if it's the Rammstein or what, but this looks absolutely hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted April 21, 2014 Author Share Posted April 21, 2014 How many times have Kunis and Franco played a couple (or at least damn close to one)? Including this one - I can think of 3 off the top of my head. EDIT - Oh I should also point out that that is Paul Haggis' latest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Nymphomaniac Volume 2 (obviously NSFW) I don't know if it's the Rammstein or what, but this looks absolutely hilarious. Only Lars Von Trier and Catherine Breillat can manage to make unerotic erotic movies. Charlotte Gainsborurg may be the least attractive woman to take part in an interracial gangbang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted April 21, 2014 Author Share Posted April 21, 2014 FUCK YOU TRAILERS!!! I SHOULD NOT BE CRYING AT MY DESK!!! http://youtu.be/2agNeovUjr0 Stupid everything... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 So yeah, I actually read The Maze Runner with my kid last year and could be convinced to not gripe about going to see the movie. I know. Rippa already posted this earlier or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted April 21, 2014 Author Share Posted April 21, 2014 Since it was like 15 pages back - I won't take my usual dig at you for reposting the stuff I bring up :-P But yeah - my wife's student's insisted she read the book... she was not a fan. Part of me wonders if it might be one of those Lord of the Flies type things that is going to play a lot better to the XY crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Since it was like 15 pages back - I won't take my usual dig at you for reposting the stuff I bring up :-P But yeah - my wife's student's insisted she read the book... she was not a fan. Part of me wonders if it might be one of those Lord of the Flies type things that is going to play a lot better to the XY crowd. I did not entirely hate the book, but it is not as compelling as Lord of the Flies. I was surprised to see a recent trailer. I thought it was being put on hold indefinitely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 I wish they would just re-make Lord of the Flies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 I'm sure they will. But the boys will be on a Truman Show type island. And the conch will give the holder telekinetic powers. And when Piggy dies we see the rest of the movie from the perspective of his spirit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 I like you Jae. I think you're pretty cool. Except right now. Fuck your realistic look at things. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Also, as a random aside, I just felt that I needed to mention that Karen Gillan eating a light bulb when she thinks it's an apple is FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT! I've gotten into the habit of looking elsewhere when that bit happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 I went to Oculus last week. I think I was the only guy in the theater to watch that scene all the way through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted April 23, 2014 Author Share Posted April 23, 2014 Foxcatcher was finally given its new release date - Nov 14, 2014 So still an Oscar contender... just a year later than originally planned 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 So yeah, I actually read The Maze Runner with my kid last year and could be convinced to not gripe about going to see the movie. I know. Rippa already posted this earlier or something. That's a perfectly respectable trailer, even if the whole YA dystopian society craze has ran its course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Fine-a-fucking-lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 The Dummies Guide to Noir. Some of that just seems laughably bad and shallow. Honestly, people would be better off buying Dark City instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 The Dummies Guide to Noir. No, that would be The Spirit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 I'm willing to bet Mickey Rourke's performance will be the only truly great thing in the film. Like the first one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Eva Green as Ava is pretty much enough to sell me a ticket, to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Sony and Mattel are rumored to be putting together a live action Barbie movie. I hope my kid doesn't hear about this. I have sat through enough webisodes of Barbie - Life In The Dreamhouse during my custody weekends. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BOoSble7rI Yeah, I have even laughed a couple of times at this stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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