As God As My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Fly

[Johnny Sorrow]

 

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

 

Oh and this, too.

 

[Brian Fowler]

I had a teacher in high school who showed that wkrp for Thanksgivibg with the warning if you didn't laugh you weren't human.

[piranesi]

2nd best fight scene in an American movie:

 

[Execproducer]

I assume THEY LIVE comes in at #1? I would put Snoopy at #4 behind Marvin vs Borgnine,  Piper vs David and Beatrix Kiddo in the House of Blue Leaves.

[Johnny Sorrow]

I assume THEY LIVE comes in at #1? I would put Snoopy at #4 behind Marvin vs Borgnine, Piper vs David and Beatrix Kiddo in the House of Blue Leaves.

The Quiet Man.

[Execproducer]

 

I assume THEY LIVE comes in at #1? I would put Snoopy at #4 behind Marvin vs Borgnine, Piper vs David and Beatrix Kiddo in the House of Blue Leaves.

The Quiet Man.

 

#6, behind Darker Than Amber.

[Rev Ray]

Here's the full Turkey's Away on Hulu:

 

http://www.hulu.com/watch/322#i0,p6,d0

 

 

And there's the Cheers food fight:

 

[Ace]

ExecProducer is dead to me.

[piranesi]

I'm thankful that the Thanksgiving thread didn't get through a page before it turned into an argument about fight scenes.

[Execproducer]

Uhhhh..you started it.

[Execproducer]

ExecProducer is dead to me.

My goal is to be ignored by everyone, without even knowing why.

[Execproducer]

oh, and HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!  I'm working, so please celebrate for me,

[piranesi]

Uhhhh..you started it.

 

And I couldn't be prouder.

 

[piranesi]

And for those of you whose earliest memories of KING OF THE HILL are from gathering around and watching in the Monotelephonoscope in the village hall a few weeks before Pearl Harbor:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyD0gx3KyvI

[piranesi]

And now, as everyone else sleeps it off, it's time for my own favorite personal Thanksgiving tradition:

 

1) Leftovers

2) MST3K: POD PEOPLE

 

Don't ask me why...but it happened that way once (maybe as part of the old Turkey Day Marathon?), and it was a perfect moment.  I've been commemorating that perfect convergence of sloth, gluttony, sarcasm, and whimsy yearly as often as it has been possible.

 

"Karokeee Whhhhhew Gyukkk Wheeeee!!!!!"

[Rev Ray]

And now, as everyone else sleeps it off, it's time for my own favorite personal Thanksgiving tradition:

 

1) Leftovers

2) MST3K: POD PEOPLE

 

Don't ask me why...but it happened that way once (maybe as part of the old Turkey Day Marathon?), and it was a perfect moment.  I've been commemorating that perfect convergence of sloth, gluttony, sarcasm, and whimsy yearly as often as it has been possible.

 

"Karokeee Whhhhhew Gyukkk Wheeeee!!!!!"

 

"Good?  He's the BEST!"

 

[piranesi]

I always forget the cutaway to TV's Frank in that shirt and every time I fall apart when it happens.

[TimLivingston]

POD PEOPLE might be the most underrated MST3K ep ever. The ET stuff had me rolling. But for me, there is only one Thanksgiving tradition:

 

[piranesi]

If you don't stop doing your Anthony Newley I'm going to throw you against the wall...

 

..will there still be a clown in the sky...for...

 

 

 

 

...me?

[ebbie]

My family tried to get me to make the turkey this year. They were all like, "Eb you need to learn how to make one! It's easy!" And I was like "Why?" So, I get to the part were you shove your hand in the damn thing and pull out the blood and guts and spit and ass. I threw my hands up and was like "Nope." They yelled and I yelled back, "I ain't gonna eat any of this damn bird, regardless of who cooks it!"

 

I left and brought a frozen California Kitchen Pizza and stuff for a salad instead. I haven't cared enough to ask how was the turkey.

 

 

Happy Belated Thanksgiving.

[piranesi]

[Gonzo]

Turkeys Away: An Oral History

 

Some pretty damn good stuff in there.

[Gonzo]

THREAD NECROMANCY~!

 

Seriously, though, there's a lot of good stuff in this thread.

[J.H.]

Another year, another apple cider bined Turkey cooked, devoured and carcass stripped of meat to make stock.

The Wife made Yams with Apples and Brown Sugar, which was fuckin amazing!

 

James

[Kuetsar]

This seems like a good place for this: