As God As My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Fly

[Red is Dead]

...it's still a fake holiday.

[Ryan]

Every day can't be Guy Fawke's day, unless you want it to be, I guess. I don't recommend trying to blow up parliament because you're a nutty Catholic.

[Execproducer]

16 hours ago, Red is Dead said:

...it's still a fake holiday.

All holidays are fake. 

[Ryan]

Everything is fake. Not in the reality is a simulation way. Everything in human society is just very pretentious.

[Gonzo]

[OSJ]

On 11/24/2018 at 9:42 PM, Ryan said:

Is that accurate? I distinctly remember milk in the 90s from cows using Bovine Growth Hormone that became a big topic about whether it was good or bad for you. Generally, it didn't have any side effects to my knowledge, but people lost their shit anyway. (I live in the Dairy State, I should know this stuff, but I hate farms.)

That's udderly ridiculous.

[Ryan]

The cows aren't mooing they're Boooooooooing you.

[Gonzo]

At least he's not milking it any further.

[Johnny Sorrow]

Happy Thanksgiving!

[John from Cincinnati]

Enjoy your turkey, Americans.

 

[Johnny Sorrow]

Happy Thanksgiving!

[John from Cincinnati]

 

[The Natural]

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