Contentious C Posted May 3, 2023 Share Posted May 3, 2023 Why does everyone in that Patron commercial look so fucking angry?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Contentious C Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 Hey, a Poshmark commercial, where women can buy lightly-used designer fashion! "I bought these Louboutins that were normally $700 for only $100!" Yeah, that's because you bought them from a hooker. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 Oz fans are gonna flip when they see the new Allstate commercial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Contentious C Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 Dear John Malkovich, Please never do another commercial. Thanks, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 Fell asleep with the TV on the other day and now every time that Daisy Cottage Cheese commercial comes on I want to stick a screwdriver in my ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister TV Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 (edited) So this song has replaced the Ozempic song in my head, with lines like “pinched off a porcupine” I can’t really complain. Edited June 24, 2023 by Mister TV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 (edited) There’s a new Bud Light commercial with a pop country song so awful I legit thought it was a Bo Burnam style parody. Nice to see them so obviously going back after, uh, a certain audience, after losing market share for daring to support a trans person. Edited July 9, 2023 by Technico Support Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 (edited) The problem with the Bud Light (if there is really a problem to begin with) is that it comes off like a guy who IN HER MIND did something horrible to his girlfriend or wife and he is trying everything in his power to recover. I say IN HER MIND because whether it is a serious offense to begin with is seriously debatable. What he doesn't know is that it may already be a lost cause. Like if you polled the people that would have gone to that concert in that commercial and asked him about trans people it would not be fucking pretty Edited July 10, 2023 by hammerva Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Contentious C Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 Seeing Disney pimp a movie during a Zillow ad of all things really is the late-capitalism cherry on the shit sundae. Too bad they weren't trying to hawk some celebrity fast fashion, could have had the hat trick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 I hope I never get as excited for Google Play Games as the person on their YouTube commercials are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimbra Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 This absolutely wild insurance commercial plays all the time on the radio here. He's got another one that's about being able to get life insurance when you're on heart meds https://soundcloud.com/biglouinsurance/big-lou-insurance-wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 "Big Lou -- We got the hole in the woods ready for ya!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Contentious C Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 I just saw a commercial for "La Dolce Velveeta", which I imagine most of you are already familiar with. Well, Kraft Heinz Foods can BURN IN HELL for that. And that's not even one of my favorite Fellinis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 If I hear "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" again on whatever commercial it's on I am gonna PULL MY HAIR OUT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 Applebee's has licensed "The Final Countdown", which begs the question: How much are Europe charging them vs. what they charged TK? (Also, that FUCKING commercial I complained about above came on again at noon while I was eating lunch. Thankfully my hair is short right now) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 not sure if there is a commercial that begins so funny then "There is nothing Americans love more than cold beer, college football, and contraception" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Contentious C Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 I'm mostly indifferent to the Geico "home insurance wordplay" commercials, but the "observant neighbors" one is so brutal that I dig that. Plus I've always liked the actress in it (who did one of the car insurance app commercials a few years ago, too). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 Every time I hear the commercial, I have to yell it... Spoiler MORAKOMBAAAAAAAAT Thanks a lot Big Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Contentious C Posted September 24, 2023 Share Posted September 24, 2023 (edited) Well, the "bundle" locker room State Farm commercial (not the fucking stupid Andy Reid one) will probably annoy me in a month, but it got a good laugh out of me the first time I saw it. Edited September 24, 2023 by Contentious C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 I'm not crying. You are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serious Darius Bagfelt Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 On 9/24/2023 at 5:43 PM, Contentious C said: Well, the "bundle" locker room State Farm commercial (not the fucking stupid Andy Reid one) will probably annoy me in a month, but it got a good laugh out of me the first time I saw it. I prefer the new one where they make fun of Andy Reids morbid obesity by having him steal Patrick Mahomes combo meal. What about those nuggies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Contentious C Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 No, that's very much the fucking stupid one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 It's 2 minutes long, so not technically a commercial but this is way too good to not share: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Owh2c_8yq8 Did you know Tictac gives you two hours of fresh breath in only two calories? Great huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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