Ryan Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 And there's a greater than 0% chance he's had sex with men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 The highest vertical leap at the combine was from a LB which seems uncommon, but he's undersized and about the size of a large safety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muhammedboehm Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Michael Sam ran a 4.91 40. Yikes. But he'll slip out of the first round because he's infected with teh gay! It couldn't possibly be because he's not athletic enough to be a top draft pick in the NFL. Cuz, ya know, nobody's ever won an SEC Player of the Year trophy without being an NFL-ready superstud that should be taken #1 overall: And by chance, I just happened to select an image that captures in one easy photo exactly why Tebow wasn't NFL ready coming out of college (hint: it's that really long windup for those of you not familiar with QB mechanics). Slip out of the first? He was projected 3-5 before coming out, his 40 time was 18th out of 42 DE's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 I don't recall a single person grading him as first round before or since he came out publicly, but I'm sure there's someone who did out there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cole Miner Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 I don't recall a single person grading him as first round before or since he came out publicly, but I'm sure there's someone who did out there. That was a shot at the way the media will exaggerate and spin it. The guy only did 17 reps lifting as well. Doesn't seem worth drafting at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beech27 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 DC lobbyist Jack Burkman is drafting legislation that would ban gay players from the NFL. ”We are losing our decency as a nation,” Burkman said in a statement. "Imagine your son being forced to shower with a gay man. That’s a horrifying prospect for every mom in the country. What in the world has this nation come to?” Oh, and FYI, 7 years ago, Jack Burkman was named as one of the DC Madam's clients AND was named by 2 prostitutes who use Craigslist. Every mom in the country? Good to see fundamentalist dickwads are still so in touch with what all women believe... just don't, you know, ask them. Better to let a bitter old WASP tell us. Also, presented without comment: KU is the only BCS team without a single player at the combine. Okay, well, one comment: Fuck. We're terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cole Miner Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 There really isn't anything all that sexual about being in a shower with guys looking like this anyway 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 There really isn't anything all that sexual about being in a shower with guys looking like this anyway Uncanny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elizium Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Put those together and get that shit to tumblr, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I don't recall a single person grading him as first round before or since he came out publicly, but I'm sure there's someone who did out there. That was a shot at the way the media will exaggerate and spin it. The guy only did 17 reps lifting as well. Doesn't seem worth drafting at all. Yeah, exactly. The media blew it up that he'd "fallen" to 3rd-5th round when he came out, completely ignoring that that was where he was projected before he came out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 There really isn't anything all that sexual about being in a shower with guys looking like this anyway Man, you need to spoiler tag that mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 WHY, DOES IT MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muhammedboehm Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 DC lobbyist Jack Burkman is drafting legislation that would ban gay players from the NFL. ”We are losing our decency as a nation,” Burkman said in a statement. "Imagine your son being forced to shower with a gay man. That’s a horrifying prospect for every mom in the country. What in the world has this nation come to?” Oh, and FYI, 7 years ago, Jack Burkman was named as one of the DC Madam's clients AND was named by 2 prostitutes who use Craigslist. @samsteinhp: The Republican lobbyist hawking the anti-gay NFL bill has a gay brother who thinks he's "an ass" http://t.co/385fbh5zHE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted February 25, 2014 Author Share Posted February 25, 2014 The Vikings apparently red-flagging any prospects who have said.... questionable things on Twitter http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/02/24/vikings-have-red-flagged-prospects-for-their-twitter-use/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Oh and Adam Muema of San Diego State left the combine without doing anything because "God told him to" Apparently - Muema's dream is to play for the Seahawks and in this conversation with God, that would happen if he didn't participate in the combine. Yup... God - "Hey everyone, watch me dupe this gullible fuck and then we'll all point and laugh." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 WHY, DOES IT MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE? The thought it would NOT make somebody uncomfortable makes me uncomfortable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 The Vikings apparently red-flagging any prospects who have said.... questionable things on Twitter http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/02/24/vikings-have-red-flagged-prospects-for-their-twitter-use/ If you're a franchise like the Vikings that has had a history of players with drug problems and maturity issues, digging into twitter feeds is very smart. I'd surprised if there were more than 2 or 3 teams that DON'T do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcosLoura Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 WHY, DOES IT MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE? The thought it would NOT make somebody uncomfortable makes me uncomfortable. Of a fat guy running shirtless? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 WHY, DOES IT MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE? The thought it would NOT make somebody uncomfortable makes me uncomfortable. Homophobe 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 DC lobbyist Jack Burkman is drafting legislation that would ban gay players from the NFL. ”We are losing our decency as a nation,” Burkman said in a statement. "Imagine your son being forced to shower with a gay man. That’s a horrifying prospect for every mom in the country. What in the world has this nation come to?” Oh, and FYI, 7 years ago, Jack Burkman was named as one of the DC Madam's clients AND was named by 2 prostitutes who use Craigslist. These dudes are always bitching about how homosexuality is a choice, correct? Then why not just have the gay players promise they'll be straight whenever they're in a team situation. Then after the game they can be gay again and go sing show tunes or whatever it is they do together. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 WHY, DOES IT MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE? The thought it would NOT make somebody uncomfortable makes me uncomfortable. Homophobe LOL, yeah, not so much. Nah, it's the one boob pointing up, the other pointing left, the gut bouncing all over. Not that I'm really one to talk, I'm not exactly the epitome of fit & trim either. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 He looks like a fucking Salvador Dali painting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted February 25, 2014 Author Share Posted February 25, 2014 Speaking of large men running... Rich Eisen FINALLY ran a sub-6 40 (it was a 5.98 so he got a whole lotta help from Mike Mayock who timing him) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 He looks like a fucking Salvador Dali painting. Like a mixture of "Scream" and an octopus face/head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Fucking Salvador Dali sounds like bizarre artistic porn Dali would have made in his later years. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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