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  1. "FOLLOW THE BUZZARDS" "WHAT?" "I SAID, FOLLOW THE BUZZARDS......TO ONNIT DOT COM SLASH STEVE TO GET YOUR DISCOUNT, YOU MIGHT BE THINKING HELL SON, I'M A MESSIANIAC CULT LEADER ADONIS, I DON'T NEED NO T-PLUS, I'M ALREADY AS SATANIC AS IT IS....."
    5 points
  2. John Cena heel turn that involves hooking up with Stephanie, and Stephanie trying to convince HHH into a three way relationship, guilting him over Kurt. Cena then becomes depressed over the constant "You can't wrestle" chants, HHH then offers to show him some holds, only for Stephanie to walk in on him showing her an abdominal stretch, ala Trish. Stephanie then leaves them both for the two Bella twins, who then form PMS 2000, along with a repackaged Daniel Bryan who is given a Sean Stasiak tribute gimmick and renamed Tofu. CM Punk disapproves of the gay union between HHH and John Cena, and reforms the Totally Straight Edge Society, before tying John Cena to a rainbow "symbol" to end an episode of RAW, and creates an unholy alliance with The Wyatt family, being backwater Southerners who also disapprove of dem gays. The angle then devolves into a "doth protest too much" focus on Bray Wyatt who becomes wrestling's first real Bear in wrestling....exposing the prejudiced attitudes of the locker room afraid of locking up with a gay man. Him and Darren Young form an unlikely dancing duo tag team.
    5 points
  3. He's right there on the spine. So it's not like they forgot about him. Man, that's a lot of space to give a guy who bombed so hard as a main eventer. On the other hand, the WWE keeps employed a tattooed little skinny-fat guy with a terrible Macho Man elbow who was the worst bomb as WWE Champion since Diesel, so truly we can see that this company is supportive even of its failures. Orton doesn't do an elbow drop.
    5 points
  4. They should repackage Kofi in a mask as Kofi Kwangston.
    4 points
  5. The Bellas can get new fiances. You can only get Strahan's autograph once, jeez people.
    4 points
  6. You do know if the "Fans" continue to rebel with these Daniel Bryan chants during Cena segments, Vince will just "Zack Ryder" his momentum. Which I think is what they are doing with the abduction angle. Daniel Bryan is going to return clean-shaven, hand his beard trimmings to Stephanie, and declare his support for what is best for business. Then, he will be rockin' a suit as junior director of operations, answering every yes or no question with "maybe".
    4 points
  7. Spoliered for size...and sheer awesomeness!
    4 points
  8. 4 points
  9. This is just a personal preference b/c I like punkers more than blondes, but imagine the increased hotness of shaved head Trish, with mascara running down her cheeks and a switchblade instead of a microphone, in that outfit.
    4 points
  10. I'm a bit late to the party on the whole Miz as champion debate, but I wanted to add a personal story as to why Miz winning the title will always stand out for me. My brother, who was a poster on this board (SgtPepper9876), was intensely anti-Miz. Couldn't stand him I always told him to get used to used to him, because I had a feeling he'd be around awhile, and I was certain that at some point he'd win the WWE championship. This idea was insane to my brother.......he just thought the idea was ludicrous. We would constantly debate it.....more just brothers goofing off and having fun than anything, but also me believing it and him really not being a Miz fan. My brother passed away on November 17th, 2010. His funeral was Monday November 22nd, 2010. I came home that day from the funeral and sat down and watched Raw on the DVR.......I needed to get my mind somewhere else and we both watched Raw religiously on Mondays, so it was a decent way to cope. Well, of course, Monday 11-22-10 was the night Miz won the WWE championship......the night of my brother's funeral....my brother who swore it would never happen. I remember distinctly laughing out loud, saying out loud "Well I'll be goddamned", and then having a decent cry while smiling at the same time. Looking back it's a very surreal and vivid memory.
    4 points
  11. If she doesn't care why should I. That in a nutshell is everything that's wrong with WWE: there is no emotion and nothing is treated seriously. More on the "if she doesn't care, why should I?" front: I guess after Eva Marie got eliminated at the PPV, she was celebrating on her way out. And Meltzer is saying that it wasn't just Eva Marie being dumb; that's actually what WWE wants them to do. They want them to play their character as they leave the ring rather than acting disappointed that they lost. We need you to be a smarter, sexier Bushwhacker Luke, if that's even possible.
    3 points
  12. If you hurt your head in a match, don't worry. WWE has a rigorous concussion testing protocol which consists of asking you if you're OK.
    3 points
  13. Meanwhile, Ben Askren isn't good enough to be signed by UFC.
    2 points
  14. And yet here I sit, not booking Mark Henry to unite the titles.
    2 points
  15. He just looks a little more physically animated there than usual where he's just yelling his ass off. And his voice is for real. You can hear what he's saying in the nosebleed section of the UC. I think my favorite thing he does is disgustedly say "godDAMN" whenever someone like Boozer fucks up, or they shit the bed after a time out. He's one of my favorite coaches ever, and I never want him to leave.
    2 points
  16. Austin stunners the Wyatts to hell. He helps Bryan up, Bryan refuses a beer and ask for a V8 and he gets stunnered too.
    2 points
  17. Next time on Total Divas: JoJo gets Baned
    2 points
  18. The way they were careful to say "Both titles on the line" instead of "Unification match" makes me think Cena and Orton are just switching belts. Also: RING CREW EXPRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    2 points
  19. That opening segment really encapsulated the state of WWE right now. Crowd cheering for the start of the show. "Ladies and gentleman, the WWE champion: Randy. Orton!" Moderate reaction, as much for the show starting as anything else, slowly dimming as Orton ambles down to the ring at a glacial pace. H and Steph come out. Reaction is eh. They talk some, crowd starts chanting for Daniel Bryan. They keep talking. "Yes" chant. They give the crowd Cena vs Orton, and later Bryan will get beat down and kidnapped by the Wyatts.
    2 points
  20. 1st offense should be 100 hours listening to Tim McCarver and Bob Costas' recorded responses to Peter Gammons' commentary to a series of poems writen by George Will after watching Ken Burns' baseball documentary. The 100 hours can be spread out over up to five weekends but you do not set foot on a field or listen to music or read or watch anything on t.v. until the 100 hours are completed. Go ahead, gentlemen, test it out. I'm sure you'll beat the system.
    2 points
  21. Man, JBL had some great lines tonight. Like when JBL was protesting about Woods dancing with the Funkadactyls saying "Brodus can't be happy right now" and Cole said "Who cares about Brodus?" and JBL said "You sound like the WWE universe!"
    2 points
  22. They should just have it end in some bullshit finish and do a 1992 Rumble where the winner gets the belts.
    2 points
  23. UFC on FOX 10 adds Pascal Krauss vs. Adam Khaliev. TUF 18 Finale adds Jessamyn Duke vs. Peggy Morgan.
    2 points
  24. "There is only one team, in the history of Professional Wrestling/Sports Entertainment that can unite the powers of the two biggest Trolls on the DVDVR Message Board. The team of The Best and the Beard. Two years of Trolling, now combined into one superstar team. They're here!"
    2 points
  25. I don't think it has to be smarky fans to not be into the Orton/Show match. It was a fine match, but if they don't care, they don't care. The entire crowd didn't seem to care about the whole match. Not just the "smart" fans. Don't give me "if they don't care, they don't care". These "fans" don't care. But judging by the ratings, and the reaction from the TV crowds those real fans do care.I'm just glad Vince never really gives in to these smark crowds, or else Ryder would be a main eventer. LOL @ "real fans". The fuck does that even mean? Considering how much the tickets to that shitshow must have been, I can't really call anyone who doled out their money to go a "fake fan". And yet they don't act like "fans". They act like animals trying to selfishly put the attention on themselves while the Superstars bust their asses for them. And for what? So they can chant boring. Or even worse chant the name of a Superstar who isn't even in the main event anymore. Throw in a "boys in the back" mention and this could be a Cyrus promo from ECW on TNN.
    2 points
  26. The worst thing is all the idiots who upload their Smackdown vs Raw versions of this week's matches (but still use a picture of the real match as the video ID). ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH,
    2 points
  27. That's Darkside Yoshi from the yellow ropes forever version of NXT Redemption. He wasn't a bad guy and kept the same music he always had. I think it started when he was feuding with Tyson Kidd over Kiss breaking Yoshi's action figure and hanging it in Yoshi's locker. He went with the character until NXT went to full sail and they stopped booking him.
    1 point
  28. Heath Slater should have a job for life.
    1 point
  29. They are definitely going to do something dumb like Cena unhooks the WWE belt, but the WHC also unhooks and falls into Orton's hands. HHH rules him the new champ, audience gets screwed. Or better yet some how HHH himself unifies the titles and squashes Jericho in the process as well.
    1 point
  30. Moore just comes across as full of shit. What he means is "These are worthless since I decided not to write him." I don't know if any of you have heard him talk about Killing Joke. But he says (paraphrased) that it is a piece of shit but still better than any other Batman story. I enjoy most of his stories, but as a personality fuck him. And fuck this mentality that Watchmen was the only worthwhile super hero comic in the eighties. There were a lot of great runs in the 80's and a lot of them were not allowed to use the "mature" shortcuts Moore used.
    1 point
  31. 1 point
  32. This might be the year Thibs' heart blows up:
    1 point
  33. Was Mayhem 99 the show that featured Saturn defeating Torrie Wilson by low-blow? Torrie Wilson, I remind you, does not have a dick.
    1 point
  34. You've got no video proving he WASN'T there, pal.
    1 point
  35. It's a dollar menu, they just don't specify how many dollars.
    1 point
  36. Goddamn, I'd get my cable/satellite back if Ben books TNA.
    1 point
  37. in the meantime, a masked legislator who looks suspiciously like Inoki will take his place in the chambers
    1 point
  38. "Well... Hamlet's got a skull in it."
    1 point
  39. Hey, I'm a bitter, cynical dickhead... And Alan Moore is a douche.
    1 point
  40. For anyone not convinced that Reigns is going to be the next top guy in the WWE, Vince and HHH both see dollar signs with Reigns and the comparison to the Rock has been tossed around on more than one occasion. The thought behind the comparison is that he won't be the megastar that the Rock is today, but he will be someone to carry the company. I agree. The company should be built around Reigns and Titus. In fact, I look forward to the day Reigns vs Titus is the main event of Wrestlemania. WOOF! WOOF!
    1 point
  41. Never Happen Fantasy Booking Alert: Cena/Orton unify the titles at Royal Rumble. UT makes a surprise return at the Rumble and wins it. Cena/UT at the Rumble: Streak vs. WWE Title. Does Taker still have enough to overcome Cena AND win the WWE title? Will Cena finally end the streak on a rapidly aging Undertaker? Cena/Taker is the last fantasy match they have and many have been calling for it for years. Add in the WWE Title, and it adds so much more intrigue and with the match being against Super Cena actually makes it seem like Taker could possibly finally lose. Then add in the storyline of Undertaker coming back to say HE is the face of WWE and has been for 20 years against an Authority backed semi-heel turned Cena.....I'd buy WM on that match alone. But yeah, it will never happen and it will probably be Cena/HHH and Brock/Taker at Mania instead.
    1 point
  42. Thought the same thing. What exactly was the point of him coming out at the end? Hinting at possible title unification? Also, Reigns has finally won me over after folding Rey in half. I could watch that spear over and over. It was possibly even better then that time Nash used him as a throwing dart.
    1 point
  43. Merg Turdfuck It's been done before, but who cares? We gotta pick a week where all of us change our user names to one of the names listed in this video.
    1 point
  44. [Archie Bunker] Let's see, we've got an Italian, A Puerto Rican, an Oriental, and a regular American.[/Archie Bunker]
    1 point
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