THE BATMAN (2022) - Spoiler/Reaction Thread

[Dolfan in NYC]

THE BATMAN 

Premieres world wide March 4.

Runtime 2hr 55min (8min for credits).  No word yet on a post-credit scene(s).

Tickets on sale now. 

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So, like with previous movies.  If you see the plot or major things spoiled on the bird app or Reddit or whatever, use the Spoiler tags until March 4th.   After then, everything is fair game. 

 

[The Natural]

26 minutes ago, Dolfan in NYC said:

THE BATMAN 

Premieres world wide March 4.

Runtime 2hr 55min (8min for credits).  No word yet on a post-credit scene(s).

Tickets on sale now. 

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So, like with previous movies.  If you see the plot or major things spoiled on the bird app or Reddit or whatever, use the Spoiler tags until March 4th.   After then, everything is fair game. 

 

I won't be seeing The Batman opening night on the 4th of March because I'm meeting my dear friend Alyson for our usual pre birthdays meal out. We've done that since 2018. Mine's 6th March, Alyson's the 11th of March. Instead my best friend, Adam who is more like a Brother to me is hoping to come up for my Birthday and we'll see The Batman then. We live far away and I struggle travelling with the Cerebral Palsy.

Edited February 14, 2022 by The Natural

[Dolfan in NYC]

You know, I hadn't even realized that the biggest Batman fan on the board was getting a new Batman movie on his birthday weekend.  

Hope it's a good one bub.  

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[The Natural]

Just now, Dolfan in NYC said:

You know, I hadn't even realized that the biggest Batman fan on the board was getting a new Batman movie on his birthday weekend.  

Hope it's a good one bub.  

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Thanks, @Dolfan in NYC. Appreciate that xxx.

[Leonidas]

Almost 3 hours?! Exasperated numb butt noises. Is there an interval? This just went from a "meh probably will go see" to a "wait until streaming so I can split it in two".

[Dolfan in NYC]

 

[The Natural]

The missing head is the only thing I'd change on the Batsuit.

Edited February 19, 2022 by The Natural

[The Natural]

 

[The Natural]

[The Natural]

Best Batsuit yet.

Perfect clip.

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[Bustronaut]

I know the costuming department is just following orders, but all these looks are just so terrible.

[Curt McGirt]

Yeah, "kid wearing his dad's clothes" is not a good look.

[AxB]

 

Edited February 28, 2022 by AxB

[Bustronaut]

4 hours ago, Curt McGirt said:

Yeah, "kid wearing his dad's clothes" is not a good look.

Would still be better

[The Natural]

13 hours ago, Bustronaut said:

Would still be better

That's a really good Batman story.

[The Natural]

Reviews for The Batman drop today. Thankful for how the board is so great with spoiler tags.

[The Natural]

[John from Cincinnati]

Thoughts and prayers for anyone publishing a critical review of this thing. 

[(BP)]

Armond White is going to have lay low in the Contrarian Cave for a few days for sure. 

[A_K]

The cast is superb. Cosmopolis / The King / Tenet reinvented Pattinson: what a ballsy casting choice still. Excited to see what they do here.

[EVA]

I don’t know if there’s really going to be a safe side on the debate around this film. If you give it a good review, Snyder’s Batfleck Brigade is likely to come for you.

Edited February 28, 2022 by EVA

[odessasteps]

Then there's the "pox on both your houses" camp. 

/raises hand 

 

[TheVileOne]

Won't be seeing it until Wednesday.