Ryan 5,731 Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 If it's Pats and Cowboys, I'm not watching the fucking thing, at all. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
hammerva 4,501 Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 So apparently there is a huge storm coming through kansas City on Sunday so they have moved the Steelers game to 8:20. If I was the Chiefs I would want the bad weather advantage Link to post Share on other sites
RIPPA 32,071 Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 9 minutes ago, hammerva said: So apparently there is a huge storm coming through kansas City on Sunday so they have moved the Steelers game to 8:20. If I was the Chiefs I would want the bad weather advantage While I know you are joking - they did it because they don't want fans trying to get to the game while the roads still aren't clear Link to post Share on other sites
Ryan 5,731 Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 It's a fuckin' ice storm in a place that doesn't have as big of an infrastructure for even regular snow storms like the upper midwest. They only get about 15 inches of snow per season on average, but being an ice storm, this is risking a bunch of death if they didn't postpone it. Link to post Share on other sites
Elsalvajeloco 8,076 Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 2 hours ago, Ryan said: If it's Pats and Cowboys, I'm not watching the fucking thing, at all. This means Gisele Bundchen and Draya Michele are in the same building, and I can finally have a player WAG discussion w/ women in the room to kill time between commercials and timeouts. Link to post Share on other sites
Ryan 5,731 Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 The women I'm friends with actually watch the football(if the team they like is playing) or don't give a fuck about it in the slightest and don't watch any sports or care about that garbage, so that's a plus. Link to post Share on other sites
Elsalvajeloco 8,076 Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 15 minutes ago, Ryan said: The women I'm friends with actually watch the football(if the team they like is playing) or don't give a fuck about it in the slightest and don't watch any sports or care about that garbage, so that's a plus. I need to drop random trivia things so it seems like I'm not tuning everyone out and care about something other than the Cowboys winning their first Super Bowl in two decades. For example: "Look, Draya Michele is here." "Her fiance is the Cowboys' starting corner Orlando Scandrick." "Who is Orlando Scandrick?" "That guy who #19 on the Patriots just ran by on his way to the endzone." "...Oh." I'm in and out in less than 15 seconds without having to actually explain anything. Link to post Share on other sites
Ryan 5,731 Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 I could make an unbelievably horrible and tasteless joke here, but won't. Good strategy. Link to post Share on other sites
Elsalvajeloco 8,076 Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 9 minutes ago, Ryan said: I could make an unbelievably horrible and tasteless joke here, but won't. Good strategy. Go for it. Link to post Share on other sites
Ryan 5,731 Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Your last sentence is already the joke. Just apply it to reproductive functions. Link to post Share on other sites
Elsalvajeloco 8,076 Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 14 minutes ago, Ryan said: Your last sentence is already the joke. Just apply it to reproductive functions. All you had was a PE joke? Sir, that is very tame even by Jay Leno late 90s opening monologue standards. Link to post Share on other sites
Ryan 5,731 Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Who said it was a PE joke? Perhaps you work fast and are just that good and had to move onto another lady. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ryan 5,731 Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 For some reason I'm reminded of a Roseanne joke from the DJ Masturbation episode. Quote Darlene: Trust me. He goes in that room cause it's the only one with a lock on it, and he's in there for like an hour at a time; which either means he's really, really good at it... or really, really bad at it. Dan Conner: Aw, God! 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Ryan 5,731 Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 Our Wisconsin doctors do things a little differently this time of year. Spoilered because N(technically)SFW. Spoiler 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Lawful Metal 1,567 Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 I'm losing my mind today. I'm super anxious. Oh well. Hey Pats, choke on this: Spoiler Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Campbell 233 Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 I think Pete Carroll is going to chewing out a couple of guys during halftime. Between the holding on the punt return and the boneheaded safety they gave up. Link to post Share on other sites
just drew 1,803 Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 The league should live in fear of this Falcons' offense. Weapons everywhere. Finish off the shithawks and #RISEUP! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
sabremike 2,944 Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 12 hours ago, Ryan said: Our Wisconsin doctors do things a little differently this time of year. Spoilered because N(technically)SFW. Reveal hidden contents I've been sick all day with a bad cold (couldn't even go to the LIU game I felt so bad) and this gave me a nice laugh and made me feel a little better. Thanks Ryan! Link to post Share on other sites
dogwelder 345 Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 Maybe Devin Hester should stop running it out of the end zone... Link to post Share on other sites
Ryan 5,731 Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 11 minutes ago, sabremike said: I've been sick all day with a bad cold (couldn't even go to the LIU game I felt so bad) and this gave me a nice laugh and made me feel a little better. Thanks Ryan! I win! Feel better. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Campbell 233 Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 My five year old tells me that her favorite team is the "Seasaws" and she's even rooting for Atlanta, with how great they've been playing. Link to post Share on other sites
Ryan 5,731 Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 My favorite team is the Detroit Ryans. Because Lions and Ryans are almost the same in Japanese katakana. So, from now, they're call the Ryans. Get over it, Brian. Link to post Share on other sites
Ryan 5,731 Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 Not watching since I don't care, but I don't want to face this team next week even if the Packers do win. Link to post Share on other sites
Lamp, broken circa 1988 1,033 Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 Link to post Share on other sites
BrianS81177 3,463 Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 This is what happens when you go cheap on your offensive line Link to post Share on other sites
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