YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A HOSER

[Travis Sheldon]

Countdown to security footage catching him whacking it...

[Dewar]

NHLPA seemingly grew some courage, and Babcock is out. 

League needs to look at how the hell the CBJ decided hiring him was a good idea. 

[RIPPA]

 

[Dewar]

Corey Perry placed on waivers today by Chicago. If he clears waivers, they are terminating his contract. 

Alleged reason for this is that he slept with a teammate's mother. 

[Tabe]

Official wording "unacceptable conduct". Feels like there's gotta be more to it than a teammate's mom. 

[Travis Sheldon]

Wasn't that a subplot for one of the Slapshot movies?

Hell, something like that seems pretty tame compared to where my mind was going.

I'm not even going to make a joke about spending time in the box.

[sabremike]

3 hours ago, Tabe said:

Official wording "unacceptable conduct". Feels like there's gotta be more to it than a teammate's mom. 

I have it on good authority that he tore the "do not remove under penalty of law" tag off of a mattress.

[Dolfan in NYC]

21 hours ago, Dewar said:

Corey Perry placed on waivers today by Chicago. If he clears waivers, they are terminating his contract. 

Alleged reason for this is that he slept with a teammate's mother. 

 

[Dolfan in NYC]

Adam Ruzicka posted an IG story where he is mouthing a bottle of what appears to be cocaine. 

Arizona has begun the process of cutting him.

[Travis Sheldon]

If I didn't know better, I'd think the world is chock full of people who don't think things through.

The sports world especially.

[sabremike]

18 hours ago, Dolfan in NYC said:

Adam Ruzicka posted an IG story where he is mouthing a bottle of what appears to be cocaine. 

Arizona has begun the process of cutting him.

Larry Brooks actually had a good point: The very first thing that should've been done after seeing this was to get him into the NHLPA Substance Abuse Treatment Program, not putting him on waivers. This is a human being who needs help before something horrible happens.

[Dolfan in NYC]

 

[Death From Above]

The Blackhawks remain, by a country mile, the worst organization in the league. Congratulations.

https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/native-american-woman-cultural-advisor-blackhawks-sues-team/

[hammerva]

if you watched any of the January 6th documentaries and get more and more pissed by the minute but want it sports related. the new 30 for 30 last night about the riots in Vancouver after losing game 7 of the 2011 Stanley Cup finals is for you. 

I guess the purpose of the end is to show empathy as "kids being kids" and the dangers of social media playing jury and executioner but most of the "victims" are just assholes 

[Dolfan in NYC]

This could have gone in any of the hockey threads, but lol... I think I'm a Rempe fan now:

 

 

[Tabe]

4 hours ago, Dolfan in NYC said:

This could have gone in any of the hockey threads, but lol... I think I'm a Rempe fan now:

 

 

She's apparently been doing this for awhile.  There's another post where he voted for her to please him alone.  

[Dewar]

I assume please him alone is an autocorrect from "please leave him alone", but I laughed anyway.

[Tabe]

15 hours ago, Dewar said:

I assume please him alone is an autocorrect from "please leave him alone", but I laughed anyway.

LOL.  It's too funny to correct now.

[Dolfan in NYC]

This is what happens when you drink one (1) 5% IPA and your team loses by 3. 

That kid definitely has seen this behavior (behaviour?) before.

[odessasteps]

I usually poo poo people whining about Twitter, but hard not to just shake your head at it (and most social media) tonight.

[hammerva]

Well it could be worse.  It could be what 97.1 FM IN COLUMBUS OHIO did.   At least one of the host realized how stupid this was

https://awfulannouncing.com/radio/columbus-host-blames-station-management-johnny-gaudreau-death.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

[Tabe]

Paul Bissonette jumped in to defend a restaurant staff that was being hassled, ended up brawling with five other guys:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.azfamily.com/2024/11/26/police-id-6-men-arrested-assault-former-coyotes-player-paul-bissonnette-scottsdale/%3foutputType=amp

[SirFozzie]

Things that have never happened in history, until now. A minor league player has been suspended one game... for shooting teddy bears over the glass into the crowd.

No, the edible I took for pain management isn't causing hallucinations, this is an actual story. A minor league team has a teddy bear toss, all the fans are encouraged to bring one (or more) teddy bears, and when the home team scores its first goal, the fans throw all the teddy bears on the ice, the bears are then collected and given to charity. He lifted three of them over the glass back into the crowd while the cleanup was happening.

https://www.sportsnet.ca/ohl/article/top-nhl-draft-prospect-michael-misa-suspended-for-actions-on-teddy-bear-night/

[Tabe]

1 hour ago, SirFozzie said:

Things that have never happened in history, until now. A minor league player has been suspended one game... for shooting teddy bears over the glass into the crowd.

No, the edible I took for pain management isn't causing hallucinations, this is an actual story. A minor league team has a teddy bear toss, all the fans are encouraged to bring one (or more) teddy bears, and when the home team scores its first goal, the fans throw all the teddy bears on the ice, the bears are then collected and given to charity. He lifted three of them over the glass back into the crowd while the cleanup was happening.

https://www.sportsnet.ca/ohl/article/top-nhl-draft-prospect-michael-misa-suspended-for-actions-on-teddy-bear-night/

Man, that's a harsh penalty for actions that weren't dangerous or malicious. 

[odessasteps]

I pity the opposition player that would disrupt the Hershey Bears teddy bear toss.