J.T. Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Michael Jordan is higher on the list than Dre. C'mon JT. He isnt funding young white girls anymore though. I think I mentally checked out on Jordan since my girlfriend really hates the man. I don't mind the funding of young white girls so long as you fund the ones that have actual talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 So, why is having a relationship with an 8 foot tall dude worth $100,000,000 better than sleeping with the son of someone worth a $1,000,000,000? I'm guessing that was a rationalization. I'd be willing to bet money that if Brooke did start dating an NBA player with a billion in the bank, Hogan would change his tune and still find some reason to hate the guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCM Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Certfied Racist Hulk Hogan And you can't teach that. My name is Hulk Hogan and I am a certified racist and a bonafide bigot and you can't teach that. This right here this is Big Knobbs and he's 7 feet round and you can't teach that, and this right here this is brother Bruti and he's high as hell and you can't teach that. Badaboom most racist guys in the room how you doin(brother). 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Looks like we need another Racial Draft. The Black delegation selects John Cena. We will accept Rachel Dolezal if the White delegation takes either JC Watts or Alan West.. We are working out a deal to send Ben Carson to the Asians in exchange for either Donnie Yen or Sonny Chiba. The Black delegation herby refuses the White delegation's Kim Kardashian for Misty Copeland trade. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Oh come on there's already a black John Cena I was talking to one of my friends and came to a realization - if you're racist enough to talk about how racist you are while about to or shortly after getting your fuck on, you're probably REALLY FUCKING RACIST goddamn 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Oh come on there's already a black John Cena I was talking to one of my friends and came to a realization - if you're racist enough to talk about how racist you are while about to or shortly after getting your fuck on, you're probably REALLY FUCKING RACIST goddamn Damn, out of likes. And yeah, you would think that getting laid would blunt your douchebag tendencies and make you far more agreeable than usual. I have been conned into far too many family dinners and Sunday afternoon housework like that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Looks like we need another Racial Draft. The Black delegation selects John Cena. We will accept Rachel Dolezal if the White delegation takes either JC Watts or Alan West.. We are working out a deal to send Ben Carson to the Asians in exchange for either Donnie Yen or Sonny Chiba. The Black delegation herby refuses the White delegation's Kim Kardashian for Misty Copeland trade. Who would make that trade? I would love to trade Kim Kardashian's booty for Misty Copeland's booty...otherwise why trade for Kim when she's coming over as soon as her contract is up any way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Who would make that trade? The Black delegation refuses that trade because we are actually proud of Misty Copeland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Looks like we need another Racial Draft. The Black delegation selects John Cena. We will accept Rachel Dolezal if the White delegation takes either JC Watts or Alan West.. We are working out a deal to send Ben Carson to the Asians in exchange for either Donnie Yen or Sonny Chiba. The Black delegation herby refuses the White delegation's Kim Kardashian for Misty Copeland trade. They tried the okey-doke with a Kylie Jenner for Zendaya trade, but it got shut down quick. Misty Copeland has talent. Kim K has a silicone ass and a sex tape. NO to that trade, and it's not close. Nor will Kimmy be allowed in afterwards on waivers, either. Kanye is thisCLOSE to being disowned for bringing her to the barbeque. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I said I was out of likes, Burg, and yet you continue to say awesome things. Hogan.. Gawker....SHOWDOWN~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Looks like we need another Racial Draft. The Black delegation selects John Cena. We will accept Rachel Dolezal if the White delegation takes either JC Watts or Alan West.. We are working out a deal to send Ben Carson to the Asians in exchange for either Donnie Yen or Sonny Chiba. The Black delegation herby refuses the White delegation's Kim Kardashian for Misty Copeland trade. They tried the okey-doke with a Kylie Jenner for Zendaya trade, but it got shut down quick. Misty Copeland has talent. Kim K has a silicone ass and a sex tape. Kanye is thisCLOSE to being disowned for bringing her to the barbeque. You act like she wouldn't have been at the barbeque any damn way. I'm willing to bet Kim is the best dominoes player in L.A. county. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 No black woman worth her purse that no one better touch will ever allow Kim to move into the Black column. You will fight for this. You will lose--badly. Let's forget this conversation ever happened. Pass the coleslaw, honey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 You act like she wouldn't have been at the barbeque any damn way. I'm willing to bet Kim is the best dominoes player in L.A. county. I don't care what none o y'all say, I still love 'er. Now I'm not sayin' she's a golddigger..... - Kanye West. No black woman worth her purse that no one better touch will ever allow Kim to move into the Black column. You will fight for this. You will lose--badly. Let's forget this conversation ever happened. Pass the coleslaw, honey. Damn. There is homemade slaw in the break room. Now I am hungry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrag Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Cutting Kanye would be the racial draft equivalent of drafting Darko. You just can't come back from that type of mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I'm feeling too damn white to even continue in this discussion. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 You act like she wouldn't have been at the barbeque any damn way. I'm willing to bet Kim is the best dominoes player in L.A. county. I don't care what none o y'all say, I still love 'er. Now I'm not sayin' she's a golddigger..... - Kanye West. But she wouldn't get down with Karupt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 The amount of eye rolls when Kim comes to the barbecue would affect the earth's gravitational pull. I could probably write a movie about "that chick" coming to the barbecue. My "Aunt" Peaches(who is black), has been in a relationship with multiple dudes on my dad's side of the family. I'm willing to bet that she wasn't invited to 75% of those family barbecues, but she was always there. I'm with Jrag, you don't get rid of a talent like Kanye. He is an ass, he keeps bringing "that girl," and he gets on every bodies goddamnned nerves, but that dude is BLACK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MADCAP Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Looks like we need another Racial Draft. The Black delegation selects John Cena. We will accept Rachel Dolezal if the White delegation takes either JC Watts or Alan West.. We are working out a deal to send Ben Carson to the Asians in exchange for either Donnie Yen or Sonny Chiba. The Black delegation herby refuses the White delegation's Kim Kardashian for Misty Copeland trade. They tried the okey-doke with a Kylie Jenner for Zendaya trade, but it got shut down quick. Misty Copeland has talent. Kim K has a silicone ass and a sex tape. Kanye is thisCLOSE to being disowned for bringing her to the barbeque. You act like she wouldn't have been at the barbeque any damn way. I'm willing to bet Kim is the best dominoes player in L.A. county. But I bet her potatoe salad game is trash though... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Cutting Kanye would be the racial draft equivalent of drafting Darko. You just can't come back from that type of mistake. We are still reeling from losing the Wu Tang Clan to the Asians. There is no way we'd cut Kanye. Dude was right about Taylor Swift just like The Brain was right about Hogan. We all owe Kanye a collective apology. Crazy Hogan continues to be crazy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I'm feeling too damn white to even continue in this discussion. You're like the Kurt Rambis of our outfit. You grab boards and throw bows and a good hand to have around. We like you. You get a cool card pass. Ultimately, Kanye gets to stay because he's really just that hard-headed nephew that works your last nerve--but dude will cuss out anyone who steps to you and buys the younger kids nice Christmas gifts. He's misguided, but he's got a good heart. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Looks like we need another Racial Draft. The Black delegation selects John Cena. We will accept Rachel Dolezal if the White delegation takes either JC Watts or Alan West.. We are working out a deal to send Ben Carson to the Asians in exchange for either Donnie Yen or Sonny Chiba. The Black delegation herby refuses the White delegation's Kim Kardashian for Misty Copeland trade. They tried the okey-doke with a Kylie Jenner for Zendaya trade, but it got shut down quick. Misty Copeland has talent. Kim K has a silicone ass and a sex tape. Kanye is thisCLOSE to being disowned for bringing her to the barbeque. You act like she wouldn't have been at the barbeque any damn way. I'm willing to bet Kim is the best dominoes player in L.A. county. But I bet her potatoe salad game is trash though... What the fuck is that KIm? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewar Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I was hoping you would compare Brian to Dancin' Mark Madsen. Not enough likes in the world for all of the Racial Draft sketch references. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MADCAP Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 You're on a roll Burgundy. Maybe we can pick you up in the draft! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Looks like we need another Racial Draft. The Black delegation selects John Cena. We will accept Rachel Dolezal if the White delegation takes either JC Watts or Alan West.. We are working out a deal to send Ben Carson to the Asians in exchange for either Donnie Yen or Sonny Chiba. The Black delegation herby refuses the White delegation's Kim Kardashian for Misty Copeland trade. They tried the okey-doke with a Kylie Jenner for Zendaya trade, but it got shut down quick. Misty Copeland has talent. Kim K has a silicone ass and a sex tape. NO to that trade, and it's not close. Nor will Kimmy be allowed in afterwards on waivers, either. Kanye is thisCLOSE to being disowned for bringing her to the barbeque. Haha, too late! We already picked up Zendaya on waivers when she got the Disney Channel show, all without giving up Kylie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCM Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I'm feeling too damn white to even continue in this discussion. You're like the Kurt Rambis of our outfit. You grab boards and throw bows and a good hand to have around. You get a cool card pass. Ultimately, Kanye gets to stay because he's really just that hard-headed nephew that works your last nerve--but dude will cuss out anyone who steps to you and buys the younger kids nice Christmas gifts. He's misguided, but he's got a good heart. Just remember to watch out for Kevin McHale's lariat. I'm pretty sure Kurt Rambis was the Dudley's daddy they used to talk about in their promos. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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