Burgundy LaRue Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 You're on a roll Burgundy. Maybe we can pick you up in the draft! Hee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bink_winkleman Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Hogan's Twitter is EPIC right now. Not a big soccer guy, but I'm a big fan of soccer fans who troll on Twitter. Holy shit, he retweeted some guy that compared his N bombs to Obama on Marc Maron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MADCAP Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 We'll take you and give up Raven Symone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 We'll take you and give up Raven Symone. Dude, you don't have to pick me up! I thought my appreciation for Mark Morrison's "Return of the Mack" was a Charles Ramsey dead giveaway. Get rid of Raven just the same, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Wait, we just got stuck with Raven? We can't even get Rudy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 No no no, we already had Raven and sent her back when her contract was up. We're currently shopping offers for Emenem. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MADCAP Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Damn...out of likes already. Rudy is fine as hell now, so you can't have her. Perhaps you'd be interested in Stacey Dash? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Haha, too late! We already picked up Zendaya on waivers when she got the Disney Channel show, all without giving up Kylie. HOW THE FUCK DID WE LOSE ZENDAYA~!? We hereby offer Herman Caine in exchange for Zendaya. We're currently shopping offers for Emenem. We offer Clarence Thomas in exchange for Eminem. We will hopefully get our second SCJ back if our negotiations with the Latino delegation about Sonya Sotomayor bear fruit.. I would prefer that we trade for B-Real, Sen Dog, or Teofilo Stevenson personally. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Damn...out of likes already. Rudy is fine as hell now, so you can't have her. Perhaps you'd be interested in Stacey Dash? Stacey Dash for Emenem straight up could work. I'll have to confer. Haha, too late! We already picked up Zendaya on waivers when she got the Disney Channel show, all without giving up Kylie. HOW THE FUCK DID WE LOSE ZENDAYA~!? We hereby offer Herman Caine in exchange for Zendaya. Fuck no. Besides, Zendaya's contract is handeled by the Mouse. You gotta deal with him, and Mickey's a hard bastard these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I'm not giving up on Keisha Knight Pullman that easily. I'll throw in Snow and Vanilla Ice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brysynner Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Maybe we can get some interesting promos from Raven-Symone now that she's been sent over. Someone get her a leather jacket, a flannel shirt and someone from camp who was fat and lost a bunch of weight and now is a super attractive male....if you have time find a way to get Charlotte some super short jean shorts and a cutoff t-shirt so she can be Charlotte Richards (Can we get HBK to teach Charlotte how to Superkick too) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrag Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Hogan's Twitter is EPIC right now. Not a big soccer guy, but I'm a big fan of soccer fans who troll on Twitter. Holy shit, he retweeted some guy that compared his N bombs to Obama on Marc Maron. My favorite was when he RT'd "me and my dad have your back!" and it was just a picture of some soccer player and Drake! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Man, can't we just give them Clarence Thomas for free? Basically, as a stipulation for any deal, you have to take Clarence Thomas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Certfied Racist Hulk Hogan And you can't teach that. My name is Hulk Hogan and I am a certified racist and a bonafide bigot and you can't teach that. This right here this is Big Knobbs and he's 7 feet round and you can't teach that, and this right here this is brother Bruti and he's high as hell and you can't teach that. Badaboom most racist guys in the room how you doin(brother). Out of likes for today damn-it, but tomorrow this one is a must like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I'm not giving up on Keisha Knight Pullman that easily. I'll throw in Snow and Vanilla Ice. You had me with Snow but then you fucked up with the Vanilla Ice addition. Hogan's Twitter feed makes my eyes burn. I almost expect to see David Dukes tweet supportive words. If Brutus tweeted support to Hogan, I could forgive him. Cocaine is a helluva drug. Man, can't we just give them Clarence Thomas for free? Basically, as a stipulation for any deal, you have to take Clarence Thomas. There is no way they'd fall for the Condoleeza Rice strategy two times in a row. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Maybe we can get some interesting promos from Raven-Symone now that she's been sent over. Someone get her a leather jacket, a flannel shirt and someone from camp who was fat and lost a bunch of weight and now is a super attractive male....if you have time find a way to get Charlotte some super short jean shorts and a cutoff t-shirt so she can be Charlotte Richards (Can we get HBK to teach Charlotte how to Superkick too) It would work, just change the fat kid at campe and now a super attractive male to female. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I'm not giving up on Keisha Knight Pullman that easily. I'll throw in Snow and Vanilla Ice. You had me with Snow but then you fucked up with the Vanilla Ice addition. Would you consider perhaps Everlast? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I'll take Thomas, but you have to take Scalia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MADCAP Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 NO BUYS. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 "God gives to his hardest battles to his strongest." I am DEAD on that one. No funeral necessary, but make sure I go out with some good music. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 "God gives to his toughest battles to his strongest." I am DEAD on that one. No funeral necessary, but make sure I go out with some good music. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Granted I'm an atheist, but I don't think there's anyway to blame God for this one. Pretty sure he started this battle himself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I'm not giving up on Keisha Knight Pullman that easily. I'll throw in Snow and Vanilla Ice. You had me with Snow but then you fucked up with the Vanilla Ice addition. Would you consider perhaps Everlast? We will take Everlast and a future draft pick. We may take Margot Robbie if this alleged thing with Will Smith is an actual thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I'm not giving up on Keisha Knight Pullman that easily. I'll throw in Snow and Vanilla Ice. You had me with Snow but then you fucked up with the Vanilla Ice addition. Would you consider perhaps Everlast? How about taking Fred Durst off our hands? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 We have been offered Fred Durst in trade for Maya Rudolph. Hell, no.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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