THEmanWITHnoNAME Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Was I hearing things or was there a kid chanting "titt-y mas-ter...titt-y mast-er" at one point during the Ambrose-Del Rio match? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Was I hearing things or was there a kid chanting "titt-y mas-ter...titt-y mast-er" at one point during the Ambrose-Del Rio match? Was it a kid? Or a grown woman's breasts? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubbymark Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Not to infringe on any backstories other posters come up for Dean Ambrose, but I just watched CAN'T HARDLY WAIT a few days ago, hear me out: The character of Denise is played by an actress named Lauren Ambrose, and I couldn't help but picture Dean as her overprotective brother who somehow managed to graduate the year before. He shows up to the house looking for her, palmfacing Girl Whose House It Is out of his way before she can get a word out. Hits on Jamie Pressley. Goes upstairs cause he has to take a piss and kicks the door down, finding Denise and Seth Green's "Kenny" character. Crazy guy Thesz press on Kenny, followed by an epic asskicking. Eventually leaves, but not before stealing Jason Segal's watermelon and completely blowing off that other blonde chick because he doesn't give a shit that her parents have mirrors over their bed. And there's also a prequel idea in there where he feuds with Trip McNeely. You forgot the part where Melissa Joan Hart tries to have him sign her yearbook, so he proceeds to shit in it and sign his name in feces. Or he takes his sister's yearbook and as he gives the "Kenny" an assbeating and busts him open, he takes Kenny's blood and uses it to sign his sister's yearbook hoping she never dates people like that again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEmanWITHnoNAME Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Was I hearing things or was there a kid chanting "titt-y mas-ter...titt-y mast-er" at one point during the Ambrose-Del Rio match? Was it a kid? Or a grown woman's breasts? Could have been either I guess. Do a woman's breasts sound like a child? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 One is more likely to scream out for the Tittymaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skelemania Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 I don't get the Dean Ambrose jokes at all. Guess I'm out of the loop. Or was never in the loop. Whatever, it's still not funny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Jokes? My good man, mastering titties is SERIOUS BUSINESS. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Dave Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 It's a long apprenticeship... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewar Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 I don't get the Dean Ambrose jokes at all. Guess I'm out of the loop. Or was never in the loop. Whatever, it's still not funny. There was a "Titty Master Dean Ambrose" sign in the crowd at at WWE event. These are things one cannot un-learn. Just like he's dating that wonderful Canadian lass Renee Paquette.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 It's a long apprenticeship... It wasn't for Ambrose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 If you can sew your own nipple back on like Ambrose did then I think you can jump straight to Titty Black Belt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammo~! Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 He skipped titty apprentice (or was that titty neophyte? I'm not sure if titty mastery is religious or secular) and went straight to titty journeyman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buy Me a Burrito Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 These fucking Ambrose jokes make the network schilling seem less repetitive. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 These fucking Ambrose jokes make the network schilling seem less repetitive. Sounds like someone forgot to pay his air bill! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Hey, you know what you get when you spell Lana's name backwards? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVileOne Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 It wasn't actually a sign. Ambrose actually wrote "tittymaster" on the tape on his hands at a WWE house show. A picture of Ambrose with tittymaster written on his hands made its way online, and it became a viral meme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mco543 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 The Ambrose thing doesn't bother me, at least people here have tried to give it some sort of amusing mythology. The Lana spelled backwards thing is fucking awful and embarrassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 The tittymaster thing is funny, you fuddy-duddies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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