mco543 Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 It's only a matter of time until Bryan starts touring the country in his Yes Express. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 It's ok, he recycled Punk's bus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallacy! Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I'm a little behind, just catching up on the season two premiere now, but fuck this part where Eva tells her family she's married is hilarious. "Are you guys married?" "Technically, like on paper, yeah" And then her dad's befuddled reaction. "Are you really, flat serious?!" Priceless. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I'm 90% sure he only has a bus because of the show. The only reason it's basically a party bus was because D-Bry couldn't justify it only being Brie & himself on something that huge and only gets "5 miles to the gallon". what a hippie Maybe, but I do buy into the argument that getting to lay down after a show somewhere comfortable instead of sitting in a cramped car for 4-5 hours extends your career. In the long run, it's probably a smart investment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 It's ok, he recycled Punk's bus. Impossible, this show supposedly happened around the time of the Slammys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVileOne Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Meh, there's nothing scandalous about those Eva Marie pictures. Eva made it sound like she was doing porn during a drug-induced haze in her life. Favorite moment, Nikki goes to meet John Cena expecting a proposal and instead he does nothing of the sort to suggest he will marry Nikki and have kids with her. But Nikki accepts it and forgives him anyway and they return to their previous status quo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 John Cena is the best worker in the biz... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StretchMediatedHypertrophy Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 John Cena's bus.....goddamn; definitely room for two laundry hampers there. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I think I am going to need to keep this one handy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Are you not so subtlety saying this place is a bus headed to hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrag Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I just watched this for the first time since last years premiere. The ratings would go way up if they just cut Nattie, right? Too cringey and not in the good reality TV way... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianChris Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 "You look like a man in his 70s" isn't a compliment for a woman in her 20s either. Are you saying that Patrick Stewart is not attractive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Kronos Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Damn it, why did I read the last two pages. I thought I was already over this show after less than a week. Now y'all are forcing me to watch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I just watched this for the first time since last years premiere. The ratings would go way up if they just cut Nattie, right? Too cringey and not in the good reality TV way... She's that one person in the group who is just there because she's has a sister in the same group and their mom made her bring her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Kronos Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I just watched this for the first time since last years premiere. The ratings would go way up if they just cut Nattie, right? Too cringey and not in the good reality TV way... She's that one person in the group who is just there because she's has a sister in the same group and their mom made her bring her. What's funny is that I like Nattie less now that I have seen her on the show. Whenever I see her on other programming - including NXT, where people seem to praise her - I just cringe. She's got X-Pac Heat with me now. The show may be getting her more exposure to the general public. But I have to wonder if it's doing her career any good, if others are responding the same way I am. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 If the tease for next week is any indication, we haven't seen anything yet. "Divas are supposed to be role models and you're one step away from being a stripper!" Yeesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 If the tease for next week is any indication, we haven't seen anything yet. "Divas are supposed to be role models and you're one step away from being a stripper!" Yeesh. Umm...Am I the only one who finds it a little ironic that someone who gets sweaty and rolls around with other women wearing little more than underwear is judging anyone for being one step away from a stripper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Nattie at least comes by taking her role in life too serious honestly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Nattie is so out of place on this show I think I might enjoy that she's on it just for how ridiculous it is. She had one line about cat shit in the litter box that had me rolling. I forget now what she said. Fandango is so fucking creepy or at least he's really good at playing the role. He was pretty creepy on NXT. I don't mind the addition of Summer Rae. Eva needed another "mean girl" by her side. I feel bad for Naomi having to deal with Cameron all the time. Uso's reactions are priceless. Love that dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 If the tease for next week is any indication, we haven't seen anything yet. "Divas are supposed to be role models and you're one step away from being a stripper!" Yeesh. That looked so scripted. There's no way even Natalya is stupid enough to think that somehow Summer Rae is in charge of her role in the company like that. Like, what is the expected outcome? She goes to Vince and says "I'm uncomfortable with how sexualized my part is...oh, that door? Okay...so, where do I pick up my last check? I get none? Hmmm. Okay." Damn it, if I'm going to be worked by a reality show, I want to be worked by Paul or someoneSHITHOW MUCH DO YOU WANT PAUL HEYMAN TO BE A REGULAR ON THIS SHOW!!!!?!?!?!?!? HIJACK TOTAL DIVAS @HEYMANREVOUTION!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 My name is Paul Heymannnnn and I am the advocate for EVAAAAA MARRRRRIEEEEEE. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Even if they just made him a comedy stooge drooling over the girls and being made a fool of, it would be so great. He would be so great. And then give him a mean kayfabe wife in a hair net that catches him and chases him around. Basically I'm pitching that they turn this into a Benny Hill sketch. In other words, elevate the tone about three levels from where it is now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I really do like Cena on this but I'm not sure how many more times they can do the same thing with him and Nikki. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I really do like Cena on this but I'm not sure how many more times they can do the same thing with him and Nikki. You're seriously asking how many times they can get away with doing the same thing with Cena that they've already done? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 That's true and it doesn't look like Nikki is going to be chanting "same old shit" any time soon.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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