piranesi Posted March 22, 2014 Posted March 22, 2014 Dammit, Waiter. Now I'll never look at birds the same way again. Yes.... We have to go now. So much blonde! GO NOW!!! 1
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted March 22, 2014 Posted March 22, 2014 Fuck I forgot how godawful Eva Marie, her weird hoodie wearing egg headed boyfriend, and her family are.
piranesi Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 Fuck I forgot how godawful Eva Marie, her weird hoodie wearing egg headed boyfriend, and her family are. Yeah. Those parts are like all shitty reality show and no redeeming wrestling antics. If someone told me those parts were accidentally spliced in from a different show, I would believe you until I vaguely remembered who she was.
Josh Mann Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 Hey, you know the episode where Eva tries to do something only she can't really do it? I LOVE that one! Sincerely, That episode of Three's Company where there's a misunderstanding. 2
piranesi Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 Dear episode of Three's Company where there's a misunderstanding, I just wanted to tell you how much I love you. Where have you been? Everyone keeps telling me I should just get to know That episode of Perfect Strangers where they get trapped on a ledge after sneaking into someone's office. But it's just not the same. Please come back, Sincerely, That guy who keeps a spreadsheet of T.V. Guide's Cheers and Jeers 1
Niners Fan in CT Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 "That's why they get guns.. too many misunderstandings" 1
piranesi Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 Seriously, though. Eva Marie is horrible. Her Paleo-diet boyfriend is horrible. Her family is horrible. Why can't we just watch Daniel Bryan shopping for die-cutting machines for his old-timey scrapbooking. Every episode he becomes more like your aunt who lives upstate and sells hand-sewn Bald Eagle keyholders at the county fair.
Niners Fan in CT Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 The payoff with Eva is coming. Mark my words she will be the top heel in the divas division for years to come. 1
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 The payoff with Eva is coming. Mark my words she will be the top heel in the divas division for years to come. Payoff? Payoff for me would be her getting introduced to Dave Batista in front of HoodedEggMan. 2
piranesi Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 The payoff with Eva is coming. Mark my words she will be the top heel in the divas division for years to come. Payoff? Payoff for me would be her getting introduced to Dave Batista in front of HoodedEggMan. Dave could get advice on face shimmer and deltoid implants all at the same time! 1
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 And HoodedEggMan gets to watch Big Dave Alpha Male his old lady
piranesi Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 And HoodedEggMan gets to watch Big Dave Alpha Male his old lady Okay. Okay. Just to be clear, though, "Alpha Maleing" means "comparing Lush catalog wishlists" right?
piranesi Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 Fucking Morrison's chick doesn't get you any higher than epsilon. And it's a long back up there. Of all people, you should know the Alpha door runs through the throne room.
Tromatagon Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 When you say alpha door you mean the butthole right? 1
Josh Mann Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 I would watch the fuck out of "Yes To Antiquing With Daniel Bryan" as a WWE Network spin-off. I'm just saying.
piranesi Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 I would watch the fuck out of "Yes To Antiquing With Daniel Bryan" as a WWE Network spin-off. I'm just saying. Or any local PBS travel show or issues discussion panel: He needs to stop threatening to leave and go back to the armories and start threatening to leave to explore all the fine attractions in our great state of [insert state name here]. Daniel Bryan + Pledge Drive = Morgantown Don Knotts Heritage Museum (or equivalent) mug on my desk.
ebbie Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 FYI, the best episode so far is a toss up between the one in which Brie Mode took over and the one that was all about the moral implications of fake boobs, & Jon Uso being awesome.
Hollywood Cibernetico Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 I just finished watching the entire first season. IRL I know girls like Ariane and Trinity and they are both a blast to watch. Trinity playing the straight man to all of Ariane's meltdowns, drama, etc. is awesome. I see Trinity in the babysitter role like Jake Roberts had when he went to AAA in the early 90's. I dare say Ariane would have been released by now if Trinity wasn't by her side to calm her down on occasions. Summer Rae's addition to the show is a negative for me. Ugly, annoying voice, and I overall do not like the way she plays her WWE character.
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 I just finished watching the entire first season. IRL I know girls like Ariane and Trinity and they are both a blast to watch. Trinity playing the straight man to all of Ariane's meltdowns, drama, etc. is awesome. I see Trinity in the babysitter role like Jake Roberts had when he went to AAA in the early 90's. I dare say Ariane would have been released by now if Trinity wasn't by her side to calm her down on occasions. Summer Rae's addition to the show is a negative for me. Ugly, annoying voice, and I overall do not like the way she plays her WWE character. PLEEEEEASE NUKE HIM PLEEEEEEEEASE 2
Niners Fan in CT Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 Call me crazy but I'm probably going to return Summer Rae's calls, ok.
LooseCannon Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 Call me crazy but I'm probably going to return Summer Rae's calls, ok. Is her voice ugly and annoying enough that you would prefer that she texts you?
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 IMO he used ugly first, then annoying voice. Didn't mention her feet though which is a plus. 1
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