Brian Fowler Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Man, Road Dogg has such a natural delivery on the mic, he says nothing and still out classes damn near the whole roster. It is still slightly mind blowing to me just how fucking over AmDrag is. I never want to see him wrestle again, but it's a mind-boggling that Road Dogg isn't on TV as the mouthpiece for someone. Exactly. His intro schtick might be stale, but the original bits are always good, and he is just so natural. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipGofern Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Oh and I hope we get a Rowan vs Sheamus singles match on next week's Raw. I don't know how many times I've said it but what's missing from WWE is some quality ginger on ginger violence. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 there'd be a solid reason to do Shield v. Wyatts at EC. So the EC match is.... Orton v. Cena v. Bryan v. Sheamus v. Brock v..... I shouldn't blank on the 3rd heel, should I? I was thinking they'd put Bray in the EC match. They could put Bray and Reigns in the match with Orton, Cena, Bryan, Sheamus, then put Rollins/Ambrose v. Luke/Rowan. But that could put off the "THE SHIELD EXPLODES" storyline since Reigns is the guy turning face out of those 3. Figure we might get Del Rio/Batista at EC, if Batista's caught his breath by then. I'd keep Brock out of the chamber, myself, but then they'd really have slim pickings since he's just packed Show and Henry off for the time being. Punk, maybe? oh yeah, did I forget some part of the show, or did Punk not show up tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 My dog was glued to the opening promo - the rest not so much Holy shit, my dog was doing the exact same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallacy! Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 In case you were wondering, the Miz's dad apparently was at tonight's show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sublime Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 D-Bry brings in the casual dog audience that the WWE has been sorely lacking. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 My dog was glued to the opening promo - the rest not so much Holy shit, my dog was doing the exact same thing. They know a well-booked ass-sniffing when they see one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Miz's dad is Ned Yost? Two extra notes 1) it's kinda annoying that the NAO are doing their face schtick while working matches as heels. But their "we don't want to be here" stuff was superbly done. Bring on NAO v. Usos. 2) WWE crowds love chanting stuff. Ask the Real Americans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzalez Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 D-Bry brings in the casual dog audience that the WWE has been sorely lacking. Well dogs can understand him when he's tripping over his lines during the opening segments. Plus, they sure do love his new beard cap(Perfect for training your dog not to urinate all over the living room floor). 1) it's kinda annoying that the NAO are doing their face schtick while working matches as heels. But their "we don't want to be here" stuff was superbly done. Bring on NAO v. Usos. In defense of the NAO they did the same thing when they were heels during the late 90's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Lord Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 So, is Brock gonna keep killing people until he gets something he wants? I want to see Brock destroy El Torito. Brock redoing the Rey lawn dart spot with him would be comedy gold. If Brock is in the chamber, he's gonna do that to poor Daniel Bryan and send him flying right through the fence. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 1) it's kinda annoying that the NAO are doing their face schtick while working matches as heels. But their "we don't want to be here" stuff was superbly done. Bring on NAO v. Usos. In defense of the NAO they did the same thing when they were heels during the late 90's. yeah, aside from their pre-DX heel run, which was pretty awesome, they've either been faces or "cool heels" in the WWE since then. Dear WWE people who might be reading this: teach the Outlaws how to mock the prematch Haka. I'm pretty sure that'd justify Samoans kicking their asses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 I could sense the fear in Batista's eyes hidden behind his shades. Brock came out like "I saw your attempt at MMA.. LOL" 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Why the fuck do they keep calling Seth Rollins an architect??? Does Cole not know hoe to say "technician"? WWE 2K14 is not the hottest video game in the world. Where was Alexander Rusev??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzalez Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 I could sense the fear in Batista's eyes hidden behind his shades. Brock came out like "I saw your attempt at MMA.. LOL" That was confidence behind those $1000 rims. He knows Brock's Jiu-Jitsu weakness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Why the fuck do they keep calling Seth Rollins an architect??? Because he sucked as a Marine Biologist. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipGofern Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Why the fuck do they keep calling Seth Rollins an architect??? Does Cole not know hoe to say "technician"? Harkening back to the Russo discussion in the Rumble thread, Cole's idiotic nicknames for the Shield reminds me of when Shane Douglas, Saturn, and Malenko formed a faction in WCW and then did this asinine Russo-rific promo saying their new names would be Cobra, Viper and Mamba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 To be fair, they ahead of the Kill Bill curve by about four years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 They're the largest animals on earth, but as George says, they don't have to be. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGFanJay Posted January 28, 2014 Author Share Posted January 28, 2014 I can't help but imagine Malenko doing the mamba to his WWF Bond theme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzalez Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Why the fuck do they keep calling Seth Rollins an architect??? Does Cole not know hoe to say "technician"? He's the same guy that still uses "Controlled frenzy". Just be thankful he doesn't use "Swashbuckling style" during Rey matches anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 It's funny how hard it is to explain wrestling to people who don't watch it regularly. My sister was over when I was watching the opening interview segment and she asked me why Cena and Sheamus didn't just run out together to save Daniel Bryan instead of each coming out separately and I was thinking.. "well, they had to play each of their theme songs to get each guy a good pop from the crowd" but you would sound like a complete fucking retard trying to explain something like that to someone who doesn't watch wrestling. Why can't they just run out and save their friend without ANY music playing at all? Ah, wrestling. I heard that's what happened to that guy who was stabbed to death in China out on the street and nobody helped him. Everyone was waiting for their music to play. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peck Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Why the fuck do they keep calling Seth Rollins an architect??? Because he sucked as a Marine Biologist. Is that a Titleist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Hattrick Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Too bad HHH married the boss's daughter and became successful at his chosen profession because he totally missed his calling as a message board troll. That opening promo combining Gonzalez's mic skills with FSW's workrate was a thing of absolute beauty. How do we know HHH isn't a message board troll? Maybe he's Gonzalez. It's already established that Waiter is Punk and we all know how FSW and Gonzalez don't get along. Makes sense. Punk:Pipe Bomb::FSW:Ban Hammer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Hattrick Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 By the way, did my eyes deceive me, or did Seth Rollins take a piledriver on that German Suplex, Daniel Bryan gave him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 It's funny how hard it is to explain wrestling to people who don't watch it regularly. My sister was over when I was watching the opening interview segment and she asked me why Cena and Sheamus didn't just run out together to save Daniel Bryan instead of each coming out separately and I was thinking.. "well, they had to play each of their theme songs to get each guy a good pop from the crowd" but you would sound like a complete fucking retard trying to explain something like that to someone who doesn't watch wrestling. Why can't they just run out and save their friend without ANY music playing at all? Ah, wrestling. I heard that's what happened to that guy who was stabbed to death in China out on the street and nobody helped him. Everyone was waiting for their music to play. Kitty Genovese would still be alive if we had theme music in the 1960s 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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