CONTRECOUP XIX - 4 Mai 2024

[Dolfan in NYC]

MON DIEU!   La WWE arrive en France!

C'est la merde?  Une façon de le savoir!

LA PROGAMMATION~!

POUR LE CHAMPIONNAT INCONTESTÉ - Le Chauchemar Américain Cody Rhodes (c)  contre Les Phénoménal AJ Styles

POUR LE CHAMPIONNAT DU MOND - Damien Prêtre (c) contre Événement Principal Jey Uso

UN MATCH DU TRIPLE MENACE POUR LE CHAMPIONNAT FÉMENIN - Bayley (c) contre Tiffany Straton contre Naomi

POUR LE CHAMPIONNAT FÉMENIN PAR ÉQUIPE - Les Guerriers Kabuki (Asuka / Sane, c) contre Bianca Belle Aire / Le Jade Cargill

La Lignée (Sikoa / Tonga) contre La Vipère Randy Orton et Ours Meurtrier Kévin Owens

 

[odessasteps]

 

[Sex Machine Gun]

I spent a legitimate fifteen seconds trying to figure out the thread title from the folder index.

[odessasteps]

I get asked to translate the page every time I open the thread now. 

[Phantom Lord]

I know it won't happen, but I would love for them to use a French ring announcer like they did at Survivor Series 97. Or maybe Samantha Irvin can speak French. Either one.

[Dolfan in NYC]

Seulement cinq matches?  Ajoutez-en plus, s'il vous plaît, Tripler H!

[Iron Moose]

c'est étrange que ça se traduit comme contrecoup - je le lis plus comme 'recoil' que 'backlash' ... ça vient de google translate, ou un autre logiciel? 

 Pour les Kabuki, on devrait mettre 'guerrières' sauf si i.elles cachent quelque chose ... 

Ours Meurtrier me fait MDR

Pour le propre évènement, j'attendrais Sami, Corbin (la France lui adore, et je n'ai aucune idée pourquoi), Ricochet si Samantha est présente ... 

[The Natural]

Pour une fois, le catch est plus fort ici en Angleterre qu’aux États-Unis et je pense que j’ai un conflit d’horaire. Baiser.

[Dolfan in NYC]

35 minutes ago, Iron Moose said:

c'est étrange que ça se traduit comme contrecoup - je le lis plus comme 'recoil' que 'backlash' ... ça vient de google translate, ou un autre logiciel? 

I think French French is 'recul' and 'contrecoup', respectively.   Canadian French is 'Va dépenser de l'argent dans nos casinos, espèce d'idiot américain. Tabernacle.'

 

(yes, it's Google Translate)  

[Curt McGirt]

Nous devrions rendre ce fil de discussion véritablement français et interdire l'utilisation de toute autre langue.

[Gordi the BJW fan]

お前ら、賢いと思ってるのか？

[Octopus]

 

[odessasteps]

 

[The Natural]

On 5/1/2024 at 6:50 AM, Octopus said:

 

Bon sang, David!

Edited May 2, 2024 by The Natural

[The Natural]

 

[Dolfan in NYC]

Apparemment, sa majesté royale Charlotte Flair et l'homme invisible John Cena seront de la partie.

 

De plus, cette idée stupide de ma part fait désormais apparaître mes publicités en français.  

[ReiseReise]

Listen, guys... the French crowd went L. A. KNIGHT instead of lá chevalier, ouiiiii!, we can all codeswitch back to English. Plus I can only order croissant and baguette so many times... 

[The Natural]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ61Ing9yg0

[Robert S]

On 4/30/2024 at 4:27 PM, Dolfan in NYC said:

Seulement cinq matches?  Ajoutez-en plus, s'il vous plaît, Tripler H!

Damn, now I want someone on the show say (with a very thick French accent) 'unter 'earst 'elmsley, Triple 'ash. Also: are we going to do the Bash in Berlin thread in German?

[Stefanie Sparkleface]

8 minutes ago, Robert S said:

Damn, now I want someone on the show say (with a very thick French accent) 'unter 'earst 'elmsley, Triple 'ash. Also: are we going to do the Bash in Berlin thread in German?

Warum sollten wir das nicht tun?

[Dolfan in NYC]

1 hour ago, Robert S said:

Damn, now I want someone on the show say (with a very thick French accent) 'unter 'earst 'elmsley, Triple 'ash. Also: are we going to do the Bash in Berlin thread in German?

Bash in Berlin translates to "Party in Berlin".   And the only German I know is danke, bitte, guden morgen/nacht, and vo ist die toilette.

 

So... nein.

[The Natural]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p7z1y54eNyg

[Cliff Hanger]

As dogwelder pointed out to me, they made a huge mistake by not booking Ivar for this show and having hom dress as Obelix. EDIT: I gotta re-learn how to tag other users

Edited May 4, 2024 by Cliff Hanger

[Nineteen]

"GUERILLA WARFARE HAS ARRIVED"

"DESTINY HAS BROUGHT HIM HERE"

That was... ridiculously cute. Totally hyped for what I'm hoping is the inevitable Usos vs. GoD match. That street fight was loads of fun too. The crowd singing Orton's theme, can't believe they kept that energy all night too.

Stratton vs. Bayley vs. Naomi was great too. I've hated the Alabama Slam for reasons that are petty and old but I really dig Tiffy's cartwheel into it. 

Cody/AJ totally delivered too, all around great great great show

[HumanChessgame]

So do we have enough Pacific Islanders for a Bloodline Wolfpac vs Bloodline Black and white Wargames yet? The Usos/Jacob Fatu vs GoD/Solo with Rock and Roman picking sides?

AJ/Cody was great even though the outcome was not in question.

That was one of the better WWE crowds in recent memory.