Stefanie Sparkleface Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 3 minutes ago, Zakk_Sabbath said: One of many reasons I am choosing to remain child-free for the moment - I'm not done disappointing my own parents yet The curse of high expectations, I suppose. At least you don't have to fight [insert random AEW midcarder here] for the respect of a child. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingobernable Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 I didn't say they had to fight in real life! Just in the imagination of their progeny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 4 minutes ago, Ingobernable said: I didn't say they had to fight in real life! Just in the imagination of their progeny. If Dynamite ever gets cancelled for any reason, I hope the final shot is -1 looking into a snow globe with a tiny Daily's Place in it 3 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 Yeah, sorry. I'm going to need to see @Zakk_Sabbath take on Ryan Nemeth in order to get MY respect. It's ok, he's only 17-56-0 for his AEW career so I think you have a real shot. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefanie Sparkleface Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 8 minutes ago, Matt D said: Yeah, sorry. I'm going to need to see @Zakk_Sabbath take on Ryan Nemeth in order to get MY respect. It's ok, he's only 17-56-0 for his AEW career so I think you have a real shot. Today I learned that Zakk was Matt's son. 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peck Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 38 minutes ago, Sparkleface said: What if the ten-year-old has really mediocre parents? 1 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Octopus Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 19 minutes ago, Sparkleface said: Today I learned that Zakk was Matt's son. His full name is Zakk_Sabbath D 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 21 minutes ago, Sparkleface said: Today I learned that Zakk was Matt's son. In the 2.0/Danny Garcia sense 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 Yeah, look, I'm proud of each and every one of you (well, there are a few obvious exceptions; you know who you are). I also assume you all beat Serpentico at one point or another. You better have. 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Octopus Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 2 hours ago, Matt D said: Yeah, look, I'm proud of each and every one of you (well, there are a few obvious exceptions; you know who you are). I also assume you all beat Serpentico at one point or another. You better have. Love you, Dad 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordi the former AEW fan Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 6 hours ago, Ingobernable said: Well sure. I mean this is a good rule in general isn't it? Everyone can wrestle how they want to and how they find to be professionally rewarding and I can separately make up my mind if I like it or not. One doesn't have to preclude the other. Oh hooray! Goodear is back. Matt wasn't trying to deny you the right to your lazy Cornette-lite take on Keith Lee. He was quite politely pointing out that your lazy Cornette-lite take on Keith Lee is no longer valid and hasn't been for quite some time. Since getting ill, Lee hasn't been working a highspot intensive style at all. A fact which is 100% obvious to anyone who has actually been paying attention. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zendragon Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 To me it’s like casting an actor in a movie. You need to look the part, not everyone needs to a matinee idol but you do need look right for the part your playing same with wrestling, I like variety but everyone should be believable in their role 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefanie Sparkleface Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 30 minutes ago, Gordlow said: Oh hooray! Goodear is back. Matt wasn't trying to deny you the right to your lazy Cornette-lite take on Keith Lee. He was quite politely pointing out that your lazy Cornette-lite take on Keith Lee is no longer valid and hasn't been for quite some time. Since getting ill, Lee hasn't been working a highspot intensive style at all. A fact which is 100% obvious to anyone who has actually been paying attention. Shh, we've moved on to fighting children and/or Serpentico. Which do you think you can take? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 That can only be determined by the DVDVR standard of “how big are their forearms?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefanie Sparkleface Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 Just now, Casey said: That can only be determined by the DVDVR standard of “how big are their forearms?” @AxB is barred from participation until passing a screening that proves that having forearms the size of two Serpenticos is natural. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordi the former AEW fan Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Sparkleface said: Shh, we've moved on to fighting children and/or Serpentico. Which do you think you can take? Serpentico would absolutely kick my (big, muscular) ass all over the ring. Edited June 12, 2023 by Gordlow 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefanie Sparkleface Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 Just now, Gordlow said: Serpentico would absolutely kick my big ass all over the ring. Well now you're sitting at the kids' table at Matt D's Thanksgiving! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 4 minutes ago, Sparkleface said: Well now you're sitting at the kids' table at Matt D's Thanksgiving! Oh god, now you've awoken the ska fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefanie Sparkleface Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 7 minutes ago, Dog said: Oh god, now you've awoken the ska fans. Good! We're due for a revival! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphman 3000 Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 (edited) 31 minutes ago, zendragon said: To me it’s like casting an actor in a movie. You need to look the part, not everyone needs to a matinee idol but you do need look right for the part your playing same with wrestling, I like variety but everyone should be believable in their role I think Gedo finally letting the Bucks win the IWGP Tag Titles opened the floodgates for juniors to work in the heavyweight division, but that was more because he wanted to sell tickets for the first Long Beach show and have them walking in as champions NJPW traditionally do not let their juniors and heavyweights comingle, but the lines are definitely blurred now - and that can be credited to the NJPW/ROH working relationship when all the ROH main eventers were smaller Edited June 12, 2023 by Dolphman 3000 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
For Great Justice Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 35 minutes ago, Casey said: That can only be determined by the DVDVR standard of “how big are their forearms?” This checks out. Mark Henry has huge forearms. Hard to get a read on Bunkhouse Buck’s forearms due to the long johns but I’m confident they’re massive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zendragon Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 1 hour ago, Sparkleface said: Shh, we've moved on to fighting children and/or Serpentico. Which do you think you can take? Would you rather fight 15 child sized serpenticos or 1 serpentico sized child? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 1 hour ago, Dog said: Oh god, now you've awoken the ska fans. It's a shame there is only one music genre with a wrestler called CM. CM Ska would be a fun gimmick, is what I'm saying. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqA3XHRw5k4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirFozzie Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 (edited) My thoughts: I'm not a mod, or I'd propose the Dean~! rule (or for alliteration, the Rasmussen Rule.) "No repeatedly yucking others yum". It's ok to say "The Bucks don't do anything for me, or "I don't find Adam Cole believable" in a thread, but there's no need for you to insert that opinion in every single thread (especially where we have multiple threads, like we do for AEW shows for example) We are all here to celebrate the GREATEST FUCKING THING IN THE UNIVERSE (TM Dean Rasmussen)but let's realize while HOSS battles may excite some, others, they love the flippy lucha telenovela style. (just to give a couple style examples) Edit: it was originally going to be "no endlessly shitting on a wrestler", but then I remembered all the times Dean would call out someone's "Eternally shitty punches" or something similar.. but he said it and then moved on. Edited June 12, 2023 by SirFozzie 11 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphman 3000 Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 22 minutes ago, SirFozzie said: It's ok to say "The Bucks don't do anything for me, or "I don't find Adam Cole believable" in a thread, but there's no need for you to insert that opinion in every single thread (especially where we have multiple threads, like we do for AEW shows for example) Is this actually happening, or are you exaggerating because critical discussion gives you the sads I don't think anyone's being out of line here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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